Last week I told you about some “scary” mountainous dealings, including myself needing CTE protocol attention. This week, the scary is fun.
So yeah, this week is tailor made for Sexy Friday IMHO. Halloween is but three days away. People dressing up in costume, pretending to be something they are not.
That sounds deep. Maybe even hypocritical. It’s not intended to be either. Halloween is about having fun and there is nothing wrong with that.
FWIW, I love Halloween. Always have, always will. Any night when a kid (or in many cases, an adult) can go begging door to door for food….AND ACTUALLY REASONABLY EXPECT TO GET IT, without being shot or worse…derided as being a hobo, even if dressed up like one…is a good night in my book. Never mind that the aforementioned food will likely take the form of candy.
I mean, HOW GREAT IS THAT??????????
Plus, I don’t have to try to come up with some bullshit theme this week…so BONUS!!! Like I said…tailor made.
Incidentally tWBS loves candy. He doesn’t eat it much these days, because he doesn’t want to get fat(ter) than he already is. But he loves it.
/realizes 3rd person sounds arrogant
I really do love candy. Especially chocolate. I’ve got a glass pumpkin downstairs filled with Hershey’s miniatures and Reese’s Pumpkins right now. It mocks me as I avoid its yummy contents. But the niece loves it, so there you go.
And while chocolate is my favorite, any sweets will do in a pinch when I get that urge which cannot be overcome. Where I live currently is out in the sticks, to be sure. We get maybe a half dozen Trick or Treaters on a heavy year. Last year we had none. That’s OK. That just means I get to eat the candy without having to be bothered answering the door every 2 minutes for your little bastard. Win-win.
So what else do I love about Halloween? Scary movies for one thing. There’s nothing better than coming home from Trick or Treating, and curling up with the one you love and watching whatever terrible horror movie might be on. The worse the movie, the better the experience. Because it’s not about the movie per se…it’s about being near the one you love. Shared space. Shared experience. There’s nothing better.
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Then there’s the whole pageantry of costumes. We’ll come back to that in the SEXAY portion later, to be sure.
But seriously, getting out of your own head, even if only temporarily, and becoming someone else? It can be very therapeutic to say the least. Plus, taking a kid Trick or Treating, and getting into the moment fully by dressing up along with said kid? Seeing the joy in that kid’s face, and sharing in it? Well, if you haven’t done that as an adult, then you are missing out. Trust me.
So get dressed up, take a kid door to door, and beg for food. You’ll be glad you did. Alyson Hannigan knows what I’m talking ’bout….
Then come home and watch a terrible scary movie with someone you love. Even if it’s only your dog or cat. Again, you’ll be glad you did.
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The Scary World of Sports
Baseball
Tuesday night, the Cubs were all like….
Wednesday, it was more like….
Yep, after two games in Cleveland, the two sets of lovable (?) losers are knotted at one game a piece as the World Series shifts to ChiTown. Wrigley is about to host its first World Series game in 71 years. How many times do ya think Joe Buck will tell us that tonight? Games 3, 4 and 5 in Chicago are tonight thru Sunday, all at 8pm EDT on FOX. Games 6 and 7 (if necessary) will shift back to Cleveland next Tuesday and Wednesday.
Kyle Schwarber beat the hell out of the baseball from the DH spot in games 1 and 2. One little problem though…his knee is not medically cleared to play in the field yet. Thusly, now shifting to the NL park his opportunities will likely be limited.
And Max Scherzer is apparently going to have a rocky offseason at this rate. Can’t say I wouldn’t have done the same thing tho.
Football
Thursday Night Football was a thing again last night as the Titans hosted the Jaguras. I really don’t want to talk about this game. It wasn’t merely that it was a shit feast of colours so alarming to the eye that I was briefly tempted to hook up the old 13″ black and white Sylvania. Yes you whippersnappers…we used to have TV’s with no colour and screens so tiny they’d give you a headache. Though not as bad as the mix of colours last night.
But the game itself was…it was…well, it was Thursday Night Football. ‘Nuff said. In the end, the Titans pounded on the Jags for 60 minutes, then the Jags got some garbage time scores, and everybody went home less than satisfied. The 36-22 Final was certainly not indicative of the “taken behind the woodshed” aspect in this one.
Hockey
I still haven’t watched much hockey. I’m sad about this, actually. For an unemployed asshead, I seem to have too little free time. But once again, here’s tonight’s slate if you care…
- NYR @ CAR – 7:30pm
- CHI @ NJD – 7:30pm
- WIN @ COL – 9:00pm
- OTT @ CAL – 9:00pm
- EDM @ VAN – 10:00pm
- COL @ ANA – 10:00pm
Basketball
I haven’t watched one second of the NBA. Nor am I likely to until the playoffs, and even then it will be only if I’m bored. But did happen to see that D.Wade scored 22 in his “homecoming debut” with Chicago. As a result, his Bulls currently sit in a 7 way tie for the top playoff seed in the Eastern Conference (too soon?). And Sacramento’s new arena got off to an appropriate beginning as the Spurs crashed the party. As a result, those jerks sit in the top spot of the Western all by themselves.
Here’s tonight’s roundball slate…
- CLE @ TOR – 7:00pm (ESPN)
- IND @ BRK – 7:30pm
- ORL @ DET – 7:30pm
- PHX @ OKC – 8:00pm
- CLT @ MIA – 8:00pm
- HOU @ DAL – 8:30pm
- LAL @ UTH – 9:00pm
- GSW @ NOJ – 9:30pm (ESPN)
I’m gonna spare all of you the golf talk this week. But only because I’m angry at the entire game of golf at the moment. Plus I gotz lots of Halloween SEXAY to get to. So, with no further ado…..
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How to do Halloween Sexily
OK. So as I said earlier, Halloween is tailor made for Sexy Friday. And you’re about to get the most SEXAY I’ve ever given you. And probably the most I’ll give you for quite a while. But Halloween inspires me for some reason. So sit back, crack open a beer, and enjoy.
Sexy costumes are nothing new, of course. There are the old stand by’s. Which isn’t intended to be a criticism in any way whatsoever. There’s a reason they’re old stand by’s. And I’m probably forgetting some, but off the top of my head you have….
The Sexy Cop…
The Sexy Nurse…
The Sexy Devil…
The Sexy Maid…
And the Sexy Witch…
And as I said before, these are some common stand by’s. So to some degree they’ve become a bit dated and stale IMHO. But that’s not to say that they can’t do the job. There are even minor “adjustments” which can make them…well, let’s just call it “fresh”, shall we?
For instance, Candace’s take on the Devil thing is…not bad…
And the Sexy Witch can be done in a much more elegant and sexy way, with a little imagination…
But one can also think outside the box. I’d especially love to see this one show up at the Halloween party if only to make EVERYONE there gasp…
The Sexy Nun…
For good and memorable costumes tho, one can take a variation on a known entity. Star Wars, for instance…
Sticking with movies just for the moment, sometimes a good horror movie can also inspire a good genderbend on a theme. Freddy ain’t looking so bad these days. Just saying…
These days tho, most of the really good costumes seem to be related to comics or kids’ cartoons. The latter of which seems…well, never mind. Here’s an assortment…
Black Widow…
Catwoman…
Jessica Rabbit is always appreciated when done well…
Lady Death seems like she’d be perfect for a sexy Halloween, but you don’t see her much I’m sad to say. Maybe the milky contacts make it difficult to see?
And of course this year, Harley Quinn will be all the rage…
And Mary Jane, while very simple, certainly is one that’s sure to please…
But to really make a guy feel awkward and question his choices in life, nothing beats…
Sexy Misty…
Or Sexy Velma…
**At this point I had planned to share with you the unquestioned queen (princess?) of cosplay, etc….my future wife even if she doesn’t know it yet, Miss Sara Jean Underwood. Her cosplays are…well, they are not terrible. But this is already getting too long and cumbersome. I think we’ll just have to wait and do her…..errrrr THAT, next week. Yay, next week’s theme already decided so I can drink heavily early in the week next week….woooo!!!
We’ll call it a post-Halloween Sexy Friday. Or maybe just “Sara Jean is a Goddess”. Either works.
/calls DTZM
//asks how firm (heh) the no bare boobies rule actually is
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So for now, it’s the ladies’ turn…
Superman costumes have gotten easier apparently…
Caveman with a banana hammock? Sure, why not?
Don’t forget ladies, this guy can’t do shit on land. Just saying…
And of course, last but not least, the fireman always seems to please…
OK, a nice Autumn photo of my own creation should probably go here I guess. Let’s see what I’ve got….ah, here’s one…
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Welp, that’s all I got this week. I hope you all have a great weekend. And also a great Halloween, however you choose to spend it.
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Slutty Red Army officer
http://116.imagebam.com/download/ABVuU55BZ0syi3Z2ZEkVbA/48023/480228221/irinashayk-9.gif
Ouch.
So, anyway, I was at a CLE yesterday and met some interesting people. Realized I really need to figure out what I want because I sound like a fucking idiot talking to people about what I’m doing (or not doing). That reminds me, I need to keep in touch with one of the partners. I was trying to up sell this associate I know at the firm that hosted it, and anyway, yeah.
I got my bar card today. So I guess I can just wander into jails now.
Good to know. Do you travel well?
Not really
Then I shall make every effort to get arrested in YOUR neck of the woods next time. I’m a delight in a prison overall.
Awesome.
If you could wander into L.A. City lock-up I sure could use a new cel phone. IPhone 6S please, I’m not too fond of the 7, plus the 6S will fit up your ass a lot easier.
I have a fat ass. I could carry an iPad in my crack.
She looks comfortable here:
http://www.theplace2.ru/archive/nina_dobrev/img/145(1).jpg
Don’t you have to make an effort to get out of the way of the pitch?
Yes, and I don’t know why that doesn’t get challenged more often. Or at all.
We have such sights to show you.
I just re-watched Hellraiser and the first sequel today. Certainly not scary, but both of them have a great mythos that just gets lost from then on. I kind of wish Clive Barker would come back and do a remake/re-envisioning of the original.
Read “the Scarlet Gospels.” Clive finishes out Pinhead’s story in truly epic fashion (And Harry D’Amour shows up for the whole damned thing!). Now if he’d just give us the final Book of the Art and those promised Cabal sequels…
I just put Scarlet Gospels on my list. I, too, want the third Book of Art. Great and Secret Show was incredible.
Although #4 started the whole, “horror franchises in space” trend, I’ve always had a fondNess for it
I hated three so much (after the epic world-building done in two) that I stopped watching them, until the one with Katheryn Winnick in it… and that one sucked, too.
But seriously, the entire “trip to hell,” living-god Leviathan thing in two was just incredible… why pull back from THAT and essentially make the first one all over, but with cenobytes made from household appliances?
EXACTLY! One thing I love about the comics (the three collections are worth getting) is that they build off of the worlds from the first two movies. There are some excellent stories from excellent writers in that whole universe.
Bloodlines did have some fun cenobite moments. I did enjoy some of the visuals created there.
This was supposed to be in reply to Brocky above.
Aww, man. That was the exact next gif I was going to post.
THAT’S GOOD HUSTLE, BROCKY!
http://horrorhomework.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/tumblr_miurl0yn1h1rrov60o1_500.gif
Oh hell(raiser) yes.
I’ve had these horror gifs saved up for months.
I feel so fucking accomplished
WORTH IT.
“And to think… I hesitated”
I wish I knew who the original model was, but since this is NSFW (not even technical if you look closely enough), Supergirl. http://www.imagebam.com/image/7a3a8c509117599
From her lips to God’s ears
Hah! Nice.
Lots of girls can still pull off School Girl
http://115.imagebam.com/download/wUTz8SBhM27BIKdk1FSfBw/48018/480174584/alexis%20ren_03.jpg
This girl certainly can.
Modern Day Reboot of Mrs. Butterworth?
http://115.imagebam.com/download/5A6SAklZOZKMaDjo3vzvpw/48825/488247575/CNMYJpUWoAAkkiC.jpg
Leggo mah eggoooooohhhhhh.
That was a great handshake, man. This is a pretty mellow top secret operation; nobody’s getting uptight, everything’s cool. No baggage or hangups. I’m just gonna hang in there, baby, you bet your sweet bippy. I’ll do my thing and they’ll do theirs. Just gotta keep mellow; that’s what being Ben Murphy’s all about.
And I’m Ben Murphy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTW-mSEKC-s
You Turkey.
Lucky guy…he’s about to find out that I’m Ben Murphy…
“Keep on truck’n…Ben Murphy”
This is a decent compilation of the best stuff from the episode, but it’s a goddamn crime to leave out “Suuuuuuuuuper Cracker!”
I’m pretty sure the ultimate swing game in a 7-game series is Game 7, John Smoltz.
There’s a great interview with Lenny Dykstra where he’s asked about breaking up Smoltz’s no-hitter and his response starts out with, “That mf’er thinks about me every day, man.”
Hops belong in farmhouse ales/saisons. Especially when dry hopped.
http://thumbnails115.imagebam.com/49198/6fd36b491976555.jpg
Superhero
Finally, someone who can chug my bleeding anus.
SWEET DREAMS MOTHERFUCKERS!
Marv Levy looks better than Jim Kelly
Who’s up for hitting The Beagle?
I said “hit The Beagle”, not “cuddle the beagle”!
That being said, “DAWWWWWWWW!!!”
But the beagle has superior firepower!
Are we doing ladies with smoky voices, and if so permission to live vicariously through people? I played on this girl’s first two albums at school, and now she’s doing shit like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkvE_0k_2q0
Hot DAMN.
NO SHIT?
/bows before Weaselo
//she really blowing up
I… I don’t understand. Are there people who require this sort of persuasion to drink? Some days, all I really require for a reason is, “Well, I went to all this trouble of waking up.”
I’m pretty sure if I had my BAC taken some weekends, the cop would look at the readout and say, “Are you sure this isn’t two people?”
They say that meeting at the mound was for strategic planning with a runner at second. I am pretty sure it was the catcher with an awkward dick pinned in the uniform in a weird way. You saw the extreme close up of him trying to adjust it right before he ran to the mound.
I’m pretty sure that’s always the case.
Rizzo is an excellent athlete for someone who looks like a fatty
LINE YOUR IGLOO WITH FOIL!!!
What is the Palin household, pre-governor years?
I think it’s sweet you think anyone in that family is smart enough to know how to build an igloo. They’d just hollow out a large ball of rolled snow and wonder why their fires keep sinking in puddles of water.
You can buy them pre-built, probably. Right?
Russia Watchers. kinda like weight watchers but milfey with glasses.
Well we do have a lot of grow ops in the north
Bruce and Eddie Vedder, at Wrigley in 2012, singing “Darkness on the Edge of Town:”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZZyYFa7slQ
I have found a stream of the world series with Buck Martinez and some other dude calling the game.
No Joe Buck.
It is wonderful. Almost Blissful.
Welcome to Canadia.
What’s the Tootsie Pop Turtle doing at Wrigley?
Dear lord. I have no idea what filters they used on her voice, if any, but this woman sounds god damn amazing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7C3HyhjgzY
she do have an incredible voice
My flight is delayed. I used a lounge pass. I’ve talked to a cowboys fan who didn’t suck except when talking about sports (I had to correct him, he didn’t think dak was a rookie). And I had someone ask me my age because I apparently have a work ethic and thus can’t be a millennial, otherwise he would never ask a stranger’s age, particularly a woman.
Cowboys fan who didn’t think Dak was a rookie? Has he even watched a game this season?
yeah, Dok. Sounds like you might be a bug light, but FOAR dumb boyz.
Oh that is just amazing.
I was trying to think of a nice way of putting it, but couldn’t. Thank you, for taking the reigns from my hands on that one.
ZYMMMMMM
I’m not one of you, but every man (and it’s always a man) who has bitched about millennials deserves to be castrated.
I actually think Millenial women will end up running the world, and we will all be better off for it. The ones I’ve worked with in my document lawyering experience have been exceptional, and VERY driven.
Indeed.
Meanwhile, the people who bitch about them the loudest tend to be the most incompetent fucking nitwits.
It’s like the meme: I wish I had the confidence of a mediocre white man
HAS AIDS
Yes | No
Whoa. scrolling from the bottom. Well played sir.
Whoa, those records can’t be right, they were both relievers!
Welp, that’s the first time I’ve heard a broadcaster imply a player was late back to the field because he was taking a shit.
Oh baby, your avatar is so big and detailed tonight. You got all teh pixels, baby.
So disturbing.
That happened once to Roberto Luongo in the Stanley Cup final five years ago in a triple-OT game. Had to poop so they threw in Cory Schneider for the first few minutes of the third extra period.
I mean, tWBS puts up all that beefcase, and where the wimmenfolk at??
/obligatory smgdh
Imma have to stop catering to teh wimminz I think.
/advice I been ignoring for far too long
😉
I get to drive two hours down to the sticks tomorrow for a dress-up murder mystery LARP. I’m basically playing Diamond Joe Quimby.
Oh goddamn it all. I’m technically fully certified to teach drama, but these murder mystery things drive me bonkers. I have to drink to make it through these fucking things, but then eventually I reach a point where I’ve drank too much and break character. Too much fucking work.
I don’t really give that much of a fuck. I just want to get drunk as fuck.
Is the setting an elegant dinner party?
I don’t think so. I haven’t read any of the materials they sent me.
I’ll be a Prohibition era Chicago mayor. It’s set at a ’20s speakeasy like the Cotton Club.
Gentlemen.
Ladies.
I have no Halloween parties to attend this year, so I get to watch baseball and drink. This seems like a fair tradeoff, truly.
My friend isn’t throwing the Halloween party he threw last year. Which means I didn’t buy the Mr. Meeseeks onesie I was going to. I would’ve had to leave early though, the children I teach on Saturdays have their concert Sunday and I do have to play and look presentable and shit. But last year’s (where I was Morty) was pretty memorable…
Joe Buck, please find your way back to the bowels of hell.
My only enjoyment during the Phillies’ win was listening to the bile drip from Buck’s voice as he called those games. That man HATES Philadelphia and everyone in it, and while I’m no fan of the town my own self, anything that Joe Buck hates I like at least a little bit.
A week ago yesterday, we noticed there were like 5 cop cars at the end of our townhome complex. At first, I wondered if it was some drug sting or speed trap, but then I was like, “oh yeah, first day of early voting at the Apex town center complex across the street.” My oldest and I already planned to walk over when we voted on Day Two (when she’d be back from college for the weekend). I worried maybe there was a security threat or something. FACK YOU, I’d vote through active gunfire this year.
When I mentioned it to the twins later that night, they were like “oh, Tim Kaine was in town today.” So that’s how much North Cakalaky has changed. The small suburban town where I live (and voted in a nice, multi-cultural mix of happy faces that didn’t look like BUHLEEVE ME voters the next day) drew a big dick playa LIEK the VP-elect to the first day of early voting in the state.
AND I FUCKING DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT IT AND MISSED THE CHANCE TO MEET HIM.
Drumpf was in CLT and Kinston yesterday. I briefly calculated the time it would take to drive to Kinston, divided by the likelihood of getting pulled over with a loaded rifle in the car. The answer came out to….keep my white ass at home and go buy a new chainsaw and cut down some trees.
I totally didn’t get a crush injury when one of said trees rolled onto my left wrist.
Thanks Obama.
Honestly, I’d much rather vote for Kaine than anyone else on this ticket. Sucks you didn’t get to meet him when he was apparently close enough to throw a beer to (or at, depending on your affiliation).
My friends from back home are giving me shit for not flying back to Chicago for these games, but why the fuck would I want to pay for a flight to go to crazy busy shitty bars in wrigleyville when I can watch from my couch in peace?
http://www.betches.com/sites/default/files/article/list/images/buyyouadrank.gif
Never go home.
That was a delightful lady photospread. HUZZAH.
I will leave you with this delightful Canadian indie princess, whose EP I could NAWT buy on CD (Sad! Old!!) and deserves to be wayyyyyyy MOAR FAMOUS. Spread the word, will ya? This song is sex to teh ears!
Tell me you don’t hear a little Billie Holliday in there, eh?
To this day I fucking detest cosplayers or whatever the fuck they call themselves…the costume freaks.
I used to bartend downtown Baltimore, in the inner harbor. Every year there were three conventions we dreaded. Anything involving large numbers of lawyers or doctors, the tips were going to suck. I don’t know what it is but fucking doctors and lawyers are fucking bastards to people.
But the worst…and I mean people would actually quit rather than get scheduled to work the bar/restaurant was the fucking comic con fucking week. You end up with shitloads of kids that have never been allowed out in public (or at least acting like this the first they have seen the light of day). Assholes in massive costumes knocking into people. Idiots overheating because they used latex house paint to paint up their body to look like them aliens from that James Cameron movie. Oh and the little shits arguing with me that they should be allowed to sit at the bar because the one creepy dude in their group is the only one with ID so I should just be cool while they sit there all fucking day long and not do anything but drink water.
FUCK I HATE COMIC CON FREAKS!
I used to love the fucking little shits that would dine and dash in their costumes…”yeah officer…you are looking for a sweater blue guy with a girl in a school girl outfit about three sizes two small…and some idiot wearing a chewbacca mask…”
As a bartender. Worst days downtown.
1. Teachers (mom was a teacher and would go back and extra tip after the others left)
2. 20 year olds (18 year olds tip out of fear as they are new to the bar scene)
3. Doctors (think their education means that bartenders are uneducated)
4. The elderly. (Fuck you with your tea and a dessert shit, you are at a bar!)
5. Discounts. (Oh we have a coupon so we have to tip less. No. We tip out the same)
at my “80s night” undergrad bar (RIP, the Five-O Cafe) I could sift through the crowds of people, and the barkeep would always come straight to me and take my order.
Why? Because I tipped a dollar a beer, every single time. No matter that I sold plasma for my beer money, that man was working his ass off, and underappreciated.
Cool dude, too. A black hipster before we even knew what any varietal of hipster was.
Having worked in the food service industry periodically while working my way thru school to become, yes, a doctor (a dog doctor is still a doctor, dammit….check my mail, it says so)…I tip like a motherfucker. Stop generalizing, people. It’s lazy.
I don’t think it is generalizing it is just perception over time. I am 40. have been a bartender since I was 18. Now part time as I love it but have something more stable. You, like my mother are exceptions to the rule. My opinion is from 20 plus years of being in the business.
You sir 100% are a doctor. I love my pug more than 90% of people.
Sorry, I didn’t mean to sound like a dick. But sometimes our own confirmation bias can fool us. I’m no different.
On the plus side, I went in to bartend tonight and realized that I was stoned when I looked at the schedule and I work tomorrow…… told them I am heading home, having a bottle of wine and meeting them to drink in a bit after Mrs. Cola goes to bed.
I don’t see how I said anything all that shocking. Generally people with professional degrees tip worst than people that have blue collar jobs.
Personally, I think it should be required by law that every single citizen in the US has to spend at least 1 year in the service industry prior to being allowed to vote.
You did not. Never had to deal with cos players, but the rest was bang on. Teachers tho. I am from a family of teachers and as soon as I started in the industry they were embarrassed of past practices and they changed.
If nothing else, we’d cull all the entitled rich fucks who’d manage to drown themselves washing dishes
!. My wife is a teacher and she is stingy as all fuck. She’s so stingy she gets pissed when she thinks I tip too much.
1. My wife is a teacher and she is stingy as all fuck. She’s so stingy she gets pissed when she thinks I tip too much.
1st time banner quote after all these years. Having a Balvenie Carribean cask dram for that!
The only 14 year old you’re allowed to enjoy
oh, that’s GOOD
Can Joe Buck fall in a bottomless pit already?
What do you think he emerged from?
You seem to know a lot about this. Were you the one that was supposed to be guarding it so he couldn’t slither out of it?
THIS JOE BUCK I CALL HIM VERTIGO BECAUSE WHENEVER I SEE HIM IT MAKES ME GO INTO AN INSANITY-BASED PRIMAL RAGE.
The pit would spit him out faster than a box of Whoopi Goldberg nudes
Need the world feed where we get some guy, Buck Martinez and someone else.
The drag queens are already out (duh) in full force for Halloween in my neighborhood. I’ll be sticking with the Cubs for tricks and treats.
His deep, abiding love for Dave Matthews Band aside, Tim Kaine seems like a guy who would kill on DFO Radio during the off-season:
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/lists/tim-kaines-music-top-5-replacements-cornershop-and-more-w445695/cornershop-w445706
I would LOVE to hang with Tim Kaine. Story upthread.
But, since you brought her up…
http://i.imgur.com/c8Vsgf8.jpg
Ah, imugr. The gift that keeps on taking. Attempt two:
http://s01.tcuniverse.com/vkmedia_store/2015/12/bchTTfUKeJmLfugu/sizes/clean/pic_057_clean_790.jpg
Goddammit….stop stepping on next week.
Hey, I did this for YOU, man, for YOU.
(and honestly, you really should have reached out before last week’s Kato-centric post… I have pretty much all the stuff she did up until about a year or so ago. It’s an archive you’d particularly enjoy)
Look man, we already had a few disagreements over women, and now you want Sara Jean, too?
It’s not about want. I’m merely waiting for the restraining to expire so I can drag her into the basement…..errrrr, convince her that I am her density.
Awesome fucking job! I’m so happy you took over Sexy Friday!
A fine job, TWBS. I imagine it must have taken a great triumph of the will to assemble all those images.
Heh. Ass-emble.
/Sorry
Labour of lust….errrrr, love.