Well well… WELL. This being a Sunday afternoon, Hate Week is no more.
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And yet, the Patriots are in the Super Bowl, again. No. 1 seed in the AFC against the Iggles, No. 1 seed in the NFC. Philadelphia is riding a weekend high, after the Hall of Fame selection of Brian Dawkins. And Terrell Owens; say what you will about T.O. (there’s plenty). The guy balled.
John Clayton, 2/6/05 via espn.com
That was back in Super Bowl XXwhatever. This time around, Philadelphia has a damn fine roster, notably better than New England’s—in most positions. The one really at stake, well…
Tron Brady: what has NOT being said about him? I heard talk about his career thoroughly eclipsing those of all-time NFL greats, to the point that Brady’s true peers are in other sports—like Gordie Howe, Michael Jordan, or Barry Bonds.
The coaching: what has not being said about Bill Belichick. His assistants have been living the life, getting the Pats to the Super Bowl while being the presumptive new head coaches of the Clots (Josh McDaniels) and Loins (Matt Patricia). Losing to this Eagles team will not hurt their bona fides.
On the Philly sideline, QB coach John DeFilippo has gotten interest from several teams. Super Bowl host Minnesota needs a new offensive coordinator, so DeFlip can’t ask for a better Pro Day. The way Foles stepped aside around the pocket against the Vikings D in the last game bodes well for the coach and QB.
The focus on the Eagles has been on making a game plan that Nick Foles would execute without difficulty, putting success in the hands of Agholor, Ajayi, Blount, Ertz, and Jeffrey. They good. Shit, even Torrey Smith can still force a defense to account for him. So Foles has options, but the question remains: what will he do when confronted with the chance to audible?
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Eagles defensive coordinator Jim Schwartz, this guy,
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has also been updating his résumé. He’s got a dynamite roster too, including Chris Long—who won the Super Bowl last year with New England. With LeGarrette Blount providing the debriefing for the Pats offense, I’d say the Iggles got prettay, prettay good mojo going into the game. A shame it’s played in the Birdmurderdome.
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So the NFC aviary has been owned in Super Bowls of late, with the Pats doing most of the damage. Big deal. I think the Eagles break the hex, 27-24, and the promise of a New Era will carry us through the goddamn offseason.
Then again, this is New England. Any HATAHs might wanna try something stronger than alcohol.
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Last day of the season! Let it out.
Oooooh. High chance of Scorigami, folks.
Score Update:
PHI 15 – 12 NE
02:04 2Q
This game has a 18.41% chance of ending in Scorigami.
Most likely Scorigami: 22-18 (1.67%)
Did that kicker just punch a dude?
Not like he needs his arms for much
Gostkowski off the top rope!!!
KICKING IS TOO EASY YOU GUYS
Not watching the game. Just wanted to pop my head in and remind everyone to get to your bedrooms safely tonight. BUNCH of drunks gonna be on the road.
That said, I’m heading to the steakhouse to cash in the birthday dinner my brother owes me. I could NEVER be the victim of a DUI.
#BobNWeave
MISS ALL THE PATs
Shank hor will not be denied!
Gostkowski is PISSED
That’s a good fucking kicker tackle
This Superb Owl turned into an EPL match so gradually, I hardly noticed.
Ray Finkle would be proud.
Garo Ypremian Redemption Bowl, IYAM
Doink Bowl I
Hippo’s White TD, a little laet.
It’s okay. It’s the Patriots, they’re all White TDs.
godfuckingdamnit
Siri, what do I do after a touchdown
So, let me see if I have this right….the Eagles can’t dfend the pass OR the run?
special teams being extra special tonight
Like I always say to Antonio Cromartie, WRAP UP!
-Blair Walsh
Oh, you
wowwww
LOL missed Pats PAT
Eat it Philly. You got cheated and I love it.
Please don’t post during the game Mr Steratore
Doesn’t he have some heros? I could totally go for a sammich
HoGAAAAAAN!!!!
Apparently the Philly police also covered the Patriots in oil.
Early nominee for komment of the day.
Christ, Jalen Mills just went into a three-point stance biting on a double move.
Must be White boy day.
Oh my god
Fuck this.
Fuck that.
Fuck this thing in particular.
OH YEAH
Hogan was solid in FFL this year until he got hurt.
CHRIS HOGAN!!!!!!!!
Fuck me that is a good ball.
These mediocre receivers are wide fucking open down the field all day.
The Eagles secondary is total ass.
*sighs*
“He’s the leading sacker on this team.”
“Meaning?”
“He’s got a big sack, Al. He showed it to me. It’s yuuuge!”
😀
Chief?
I just kneed my lappy in reaction to the flag.
Defensive holding my ass! Actually, that sounds better than what actually happened.
Wow, a flag on the defense. Must be the last five minutes of the half.
The check just cleared.
Flag touching a Pat receiver
Here come da flags
BLEEEEEERGH will not be denied.
It begins
What the fuck kind of penalty is that!?
A good one. he fucking horsecollared him up the field.
You right.
Rooting for Jim Schwartz’s happiness makes me feel dirty.
And there’s the flag!
Boy I can’t wait to make a commercial using the Gettysburg Address to sell deodorant.
I thought Gronk just got hit in the head and I celebrated. I am a bad person.