LAST CALL! Pats – Iggles #SB52 Open Thread

Well well… WELL. This being a Sunday afternoon, Hate Week is no more.

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And yet, the Patriots are in the Super Bowl, again. No. 1 seed in the AFC against the Iggles, No. 1 seed in the NFC. Philadelphia is riding a weekend high, after the Hall of Fame selection of Brian Dawkins. And Terrell Owens; say what you will about T.O. (there’s plenty). The guy balled.

John Clayton, 2/6/05 via espn.com

That was back in Super Bowl XXwhatever. This time around, Philadelphia has a damn fine roster, notably better than New England’s—in most positions. The one really at stake, well…

Tron Brady: what has NOT being said about him? I heard talk about his career thoroughly eclipsing those of all-time NFL greats, to the point that Brady’s true peers are in other sports—like Gordie Howe, Michael Jordan, or Barry Bonds.

The coaching: what has not being said about Bill Belichick. His assistants have been living the life, getting the Pats to the Super Bowl while being the presumptive new head coaches of the Clots (Josh McDaniels) and Loins (Matt Patricia). Losing to this Eagles team will not hurt their bona fides.

On the Philly sideline, QB coach John DeFilippo has gotten interest from several teams. Super Bowl host Minnesota needs a new offensive coordinator, so DeFlip can’t ask for a better Pro Day. The way Foles stepped aside around the pocket against the Vikings D in the last game bodes well for the coach and QB.

The focus on the Eagles has been on making a game plan that Nick Foles would execute without difficulty, putting success in the hands of Agholor, Ajayi, Blount, Ertz, and Jeffrey. They good. Shit, even Torrey Smith can still force a defense to account for him. So Foles has options, but the question remains: what will he do when confronted with the chance to audible?

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Eagles defensive coordinator Jim Schwartz, this guy,

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has also been updating his résumé. He’s got a dynamite roster too, including Chris Long—who won the Super Bowl last year with New England. With LeGarrette Blount providing the debriefing for the Pats offense, I’d say the Iggles got prettay, prettay good mojo going into the game. A shame it’s played in the Birdmurderdome.

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So the NFC aviary has been owned in Super Bowls of late, with the Pats doing most of the damage. Big deal. I think the Eagles break the hex, 27-24, and the promise of a New Era will carry us through the goddamn offseason.

Then again, this is New England. Any HATAHs might wanna try something stronger than alcohol.

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Last day of the season! Let it out.

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Oooooh. High chance of Scorigami, folks.

Score Update:
PHI 15 – 12 NE
02:04 2Q

This game has a 18.41% chance of ending in Scorigami.
Most likely Scorigami: 22-18 (1.67%)

Spur

Did that kicker just punch a dude?

Petronel

Not like he needs his arms for much

Horatio Cornblower

Gostkowski off the top rope!!!

Doktor Zymm

KICKING IS TOO EASY YOU GUYS

blaxabbath

Not watching the game. Just wanted to pop my head in and remind everyone to get to your bedrooms safely tonight. BUNCH of drunks gonna be on the road.

That said, I’m heading to the steakhouse to cash in the birthday dinner my brother owes me. I could NEVER be the victim of a DUI.

King Hippo

#BobNWeave

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MISS ALL THE PATs

yeah right

Shank hor will not be denied!

Petronel

Gostkowski is PISSED

WhyEaglesWhy

That’s a good fucking kicker tackle

LemonJello

This Superb Owl turned into an EPL match so gradually, I hardly noticed.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Ray Finkle would be proud.

makeitsnowondem

Garo Ypremian Redemption Bowl, IYAM

Spur

Doink Bowl I

herodotus450

Hippo’s White TD, a little laet.

makeitsnowondem

It’s okay. It’s the Patriots, they’re all White TDs.

King Hippo

godfuckingdamnit

makeitsnowondem

Siri, what do I do after a touchdown

Doktor Zymm

So, let me see if I have this right….the Eagles can’t dfend the pass OR the run?

Petronel

special teams being extra special tonight

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Like I always say to Antonio Cromartie, WRAP UP!

Mr. Ayo

Nailed It!

-Blair Walsh

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Oh, you

Gratliff

wowwww

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LOL missed Pats PAT

Spur

Eat it Philly. You got cheated and I love it.

Gatoraids

Please don’t post during the game Mr Steratore

Doktor Zymm

Doesn’t he have some heros? I could totally go for a sammich

herodotus450

HoGAAAAAAN!!!!

Viva La Tabula Raza

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Horatio Cornblower

Apparently the Philly police also covered the Patriots in oil.

WhyEaglesWhy

Early nominee for komment of the day.

makeitsnowondem

Christ, Jalen Mills just went into a three-point stance biting on a double move.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Must be White boy day.comment image

Gratliff

Oh my god

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Fuck this.
Fuck that.
Fuck this thing in particular.

Petronel

OH YEAH

Spur

Hogan was solid in FFL this year until he got hurt.

The Maestro

CHRIS HOGAN!!!!!!!!

litre_cola

Fuck me that is a good ball.

WhyEaglesWhy

These mediocre receivers are wide fucking open down the field all day.

Horatio Cornblower

The Eagles secondary is total ass.

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*sighs*

Beastmode Ate My Baby

“He’s the leading sacker on this team.”

“Meaning?”

“He’s got a big sack, Al. He showed it to me. It’s yuuuge!”

theeWeeBabySeamus

😀

Chief?

Senor Weaselo

I just kneed my lappy in reaction to the flag.

Doktor Zymm

Defensive holding my ass! Actually, that sounds better than what actually happened.

makeitsnowondem

Wow, a flag on the defense. Must be the last five minutes of the half.

WhyEaglesWhy

The check just cleared.

Spur

Flag touching a Pat receiver

Dunstan

Here come da flags

Mr. Ayo

BLEEEEEERGH will not be denied.

Gratliff

It begins

Dick E. Phuck

What the fuck kind of penalty is that!?

Horatio Cornblower

A good one. he fucking horsecollared him up the field.

Dick E. Phuck

You right.

Horatio Cornblower

Rooting for Jim Schwartz’s happiness makes me feel dirty.

Senor Weaselo

And there’s the flag!

Boy I can’t wait to make a commercial using the Gettysburg Address to sell deodorant.

litre_cola

I thought Gronk just got hit in the head and I celebrated. I am a bad person.

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