Well well… WELL. This being a Sunday afternoon, Hate Week is no more.
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And yet, the Patriots are in the Super Bowl, again. No. 1 seed in the AFC against the Iggles, No. 1 seed in the NFC. Philadelphia is riding a weekend high, after the Hall of Fame selection of Brian Dawkins. And Terrell Owens; say what you will about T.O. (there’s plenty). The guy balled.
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That was back in Super Bowl XXwhatever. This time around, Philadelphia has a damn fine roster, notably better than New England’s—in most positions. The one really at stake, well…
Tron Brady: what has NOT being said about him? I heard talk about his career thoroughly eclipsing those of all-time NFL greats, to the point that Brady’s true peers are in other sports—like Gordie Howe, Michael Jordan, or Barry Bonds.
The coaching: what has not being said about Bill Belichick. His assistants have been living the life, getting the Pats to the Super Bowl while being the presumptive new head coaches of the Clots (Josh McDaniels) and Loins (Matt Patricia). Losing to this Eagles team will not hurt their bona fides.
On the Philly sideline, QB coach John DeFilippo has gotten interest from several teams. Super Bowl host Minnesota needs a new offensive coordinator, so DeFlip can’t ask for a better Pro Day. The way Foles stepped aside around the pocket against the Vikings D in the last game bodes well for the coach and QB.
The focus on the Eagles has been on making a game plan that Nick Foles would execute without difficulty, putting success in the hands of Agholor, Ajayi, Blount, Ertz, and Jeffrey. They good. Shit, even Torrey Smith can still force a defense to account for him. So Foles has options, but the question remains: what will he do when confronted with the chance to audible?
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Eagles defensive coordinator Jim Schwartz, this guy,
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has also been updating his résumé. He’s got a dynamite roster too, including Chris Long—who won the Super Bowl last year with New England. With LeGarrette Blount providing the debriefing for the Pats offense, I’d say the Iggles got prettay, prettay good mojo going into the game. A shame it’s played in the Birdmurderdome.
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So the NFC aviary has been owned in Super Bowls of late, with the Pats doing most of the damage. Big deal. I think the Eagles break the hex, 27-24, and the promise of a New Era will carry us through the goddamn offseason.
Then again, this is New England. Any HATAHs might wanna try something stronger than alcohol.
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Last day of the season! Let it out.
[Jesus Christ is mentioned] “Jesus Christ.”
-Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ, not again.
It’s great to see the legacy of Jeff Fisher be fully trashed now.
That guy managed to get to the super bowl and was one yard away from beating the greatest show on turf. Think about that for a second?
I know, he’s not *that* bad but he cruised on that performance for a long damned time.
Trade Dakota Boy. Keep Foles. Right Eagle fans?
Jeffrey Lurie wants his parents dead already. This is for my parents who meant the world to me! .. mean the world to me.
NICK FUCKING FOLES
How the Eagles never won with that Buddy Ryan Defense and Cunningham as QB is a crime.
They didn’t even win a playoff game during that span.
For what it’s worth their goodness overlapped with the Giants getting good and as peak LT.
DFO PROPHECY
Pederson and Foles thanking Jesus for the win is just more proof that even Jesus hates the Patriots.
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This will be the best parade since Animal House.
OH GOD YES
Even better, if Katie Nolan covers it they can legitimately say “Katie, I think you’d be really glad later if you weren’t here now!”
*cracks door and peeks in* Boys, how the hell ya doin’?
GET IN HERE STRANGER!!!
Grabs COTLB, hauls him in
GRAB A BEER, DON’T COST NUTHIN’!!!
/Grabs Beastmode
Psst, who the hell is that guy?
After Tuesday’s parade #MeToo tweets will go up 40%
Its official. My Lord and Savior Jesus Christ hates the New England Patriots.
NO ONE DENIES THIS!!!
“I wanna thank Jee-zus…”
And now we can all hate the Eagles again.
“Jeff, what’s this victory mean for Philadelphia?”
“Urban renewal, Dan, urban renewal. With all the fires we’re gonna have a lot of opportunity to really build something special on top of the wreckage.”
Ahem
HOW THE PHUCKING PHUCK ARE YOU DOING MOTHERPHUCKERS?????
PHUCK YES AND PHUCK YES
(I am quite drunk and I ain’t stoppin)
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Nick Foles – Super Bowl MVP
lol I mean wtf
GOD IS GOOD
I’m upset Minnesota didn’t give Goodell the Bettman treatment.
This. Dear god this.
Viva La Tabula Raza just reminded me that the Eagles are going to get invited to the White House and Chris Long already said he wouldn’t go because of Trump and I am now so much happier.
Almost makes watching my team lose worth it. Almost.
Friends… I’ve got the hottest take of the night.
MY GOD THAT IS THE BEST
That’s a Dodge Ram commercial, right?
This is one of the best football memes.
Fuck that’s good
Okay, besides the obvious “civil rights leaders laughing at affluent white quarterback is there another joke?
Not enough booing for the ginger hammer there
Eagles won. He gets a break.
Fuck yeah, just smoked a huge joint I am so happy.
Roger Goodell is a National Disgrace
NEVER FORGET!
I just wanted to get in before Gratliff punches a police horse.
how long is this walk?
pop quiz, how many babies have excreted in the Stanley Cup?
I’ll say 12… that we know of.
At least Chris Nilan’s.
Just try not to die when you’re celebrating out there, Eagles fans.
They need to stop this trophy walk up immediately. It was bad last year, it’s still bad this year.
1,957 comments. I took the over at 2,000.
Post-game counts right?
I think so. Judges?
It’s only 7:30. You’ll make the over champ.
I’m good for another 30 Pats-bashing gloats myself
/looks around
Does this mean we need to ask…
…
…is Nick Foles… elite?
Ask the Jets around Week 7 next year.
Half as elite as Flacco,,, IMO
NICK FOLES IS A GODDAMN SAINT
Come on Eagles fans burn down your city … do it … DO IT !!! PUSSIES!!!!!!1!!
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Nick Foles, Super Bowl Winning QB
They want 40 dollars for that fucking hat are you kidding me?
That’s the price of success!
You’ll pay it. You know how I know? I spent $100 on Cubs World Series gear… this PAST December.
I got 6
Currently wearing my 2016 Cubs WORLD FUCKING CHAMPIONS t- shirt.
Not sure this is as good as when the Cubs finally broke their drought, but I’d bet it’s close.
The Gang Wins a Game
In a surprise move, Trump will invite NE to the WH instead of the Eagles.
I was seriously considering taking this beer, that I drove an hour each way to get and paid a stupid amount per four-pack, outside, shaking it up and spraying it all over myself in appreciation.
Fortunately it’s raining out, so I’m just gonna stay inside and drink it.
I’ve never been so happy to have had a vasectomy.
When would you not be happy to be shooting blanks?
Let’s Sunny this motherfucker up!
Well played eagles fans. That was a catch. Great game. Enjoy it.
Thanks, man. Appreciated.
Dear God, all those Philly fucks are breeding tonight. the paternity suits will keep the courts busy for years.
Just talked to my son’s roommate, a Brady superfan, and I am surprised and happy to report that he is taking this very well, said it was a hell of a game and that he was on a roller coaster of emotion. Not even a bit of an excuse.
And in the morning he’ll waste a daycare center.
They’re in the middle of nowhere in Maine. He’d have to drive so far he’d lose interest before he got halfway there.
To all our Eagles fans-
Just be glad they beat the P*ts, that’s an automatic pass.
Thanks
Also…BEHOLD ThE POWER OF THE NFC EAST TO FUCK THE PATS!!
Thank you Eagles for Fucking NE, despite being annoying otherwise. Also goddamn, way to overcome really dumn 2 pt calls! Woo!
by definition Zymm you are praising the Cowboys
…worth IT
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