Well well… WELL. This being a Sunday afternoon, Hate Week is no more.
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And yet, the Patriots are in the Super Bowl, again. No. 1 seed in the AFC against the Iggles, No. 1 seed in the NFC. Philadelphia is riding a weekend high, after the Hall of Fame selection of Brian Dawkins. And Terrell Owens; say what you will about T.O. (there’s plenty). The guy balled.
John Clayton, 2/6/05 via espn.com
That was back in Super Bowl XXwhatever. This time around, Philadelphia has a damn fine roster, notably better than New England’s—in most positions. The one really at stake, well…
Tron Brady: what has NOT being said about him? I heard talk about his career thoroughly eclipsing those of all-time NFL greats, to the point that Brady’s true peers are in other sports—like Gordie Howe, Michael Jordan, or Barry Bonds.
The coaching: what has not being said about Bill Belichick. His assistants have been living the life, getting the Pats to the Super Bowl while being the presumptive new head coaches of the Clots (Josh McDaniels) and Loins (Matt Patricia). Losing to this Eagles team will not hurt their bona fides.
On the Philly sideline, QB coach John DeFilippo has gotten interest from several teams. Super Bowl host Minnesota needs a new offensive coordinator, so DeFlip can’t ask for a better Pro Day. The way Foles stepped aside around the pocket against the Vikings D in the last game bodes well for the coach and QB.
The focus on the Eagles has been on making a game plan that Nick Foles would execute without difficulty, putting success in the hands of Agholor, Ajayi, Blount, Ertz, and Jeffrey. They good. Shit, even Torrey Smith can still force a defense to account for him. So Foles has options, but the question remains: what will he do when confronted with the chance to audible?
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Eagles defensive coordinator Jim Schwartz, this guy,
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has also been updating his résumé. He’s got a dynamite roster too, including Chris Long—who won the Super Bowl last year with New England. With LeGarrette Blount providing the debriefing for the Pats offense, I’d say the Iggles got prettay, prettay good mojo going into the game. A shame it’s played in the Birdmurderdome.
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So the NFC aviary has been owned in Super Bowls of late, with the Pats doing most of the damage. Big deal. I think the Eagles break the hex, 27-24, and the promise of a New Era will carry us through the goddamn offseason.
Then again, this is New England. Any HATAHs might wanna try something stronger than alcohol.
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Last day of the season! Let it out.
The local TV stream through Charter is down. Hate to be doing customer service for them right now.
California Angel? Jesus does Al think it’s 1975?
Whatever he’s drinking is vintage 1975.
SEXY REXY BURKHEAD!!!!!!
Guh
We now have a camera live on Litre Cola
Can’t wait for the Iggles to lose by 1
It has already been decreed.
Time to crack beer #3. And the first two were 500ml. Wooooo!
Well, those two missed points won’t come bite them in the ass, right?
I breathe a sigh of relief when the Patriots are down by 50.
I’m waiting until Tom Brady is dead.
And there’s no time left on the clock.
What’s great is that I can’t enjoy this lead knowing how every team that plays the Patriots finds a way to shit the fucking bed when it counts most.
Cue Rex Burkhead
not the Giants!
Never chase points in the first half.
So that missed going for 2 certainly won’t come back to bite them in the ass, right?
That’s 3 points they’ve missed on. Nope. Not a problem.
Imma smoke this bowl in honor of Blount.
You know, I don’t really mind this being a ‘NFL greatest hits that ended up on the Eagles scoring TDs’ sort of game
So the stackable Pringles thing is just a good idea
Dumb fucking move to go for two.
Yep.
WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT???
chasing points. good idea
Everybody knows you have to wrap up Blount nice and tight.
Fuck yeah!
Who knew a Team as conservative as the New England Patriots would be paranoid about a Blunt in the backfield.
Blount lit!
Don’t chase points now idiots
I won’t be fooled again I won’t be fooled again I won’t be fooled again I won’t be fooled again I won’t be fooled again I won’t be fooled again I won’t be fooled again I won’t be fooled again
6-for-9.
Nice.
Good think Jeffery is tall
That is a Blount instrument.
I’m not sure what Butler did but unless it involved murdering, “allegedly” three people and shooting another guy in the face, NE might want to think about running him out there.
Fuck yes. FUCK YES.
WOOOOOOOOOOO BLOUNTDOWN
BLUNTDOWN!
NICK FLOTES
Now that was a pretty catch.
Now that is a fucking catch.
This is already Alshon’s best game of the year.
That is a Philip Rivers approved float.
NE trades Malcolm Butler to Browns for 1st round pick.
“Ertz took a page out of Gronk’s book”
Oh please. Gronk doesn’t own any books.
“Out of Gronk’s magazine.”
He tried to take one page, and ended up getting five.
We’re saying Hustler magazines don’t count?
He was wide open you fucking suck!!
Ahhh, there’s Bad Nick. Hopefully it’s a cameo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZjAantupsA
Gronk doesn’t have a book
His little black book has pop-ups holding numbers.
C’mon – Playboy’s a book.
C’mon now, he has a black book with poorly crayon-drawn women with exaggerated boobs.
19 more points and NE will have them right where they want them.
You son of a….
I spent like 5 minutes trying to find a good way to phrase that idea
Tide’s gonna get sued for that, aren’t they.
We’re in a courtroom!
I want Collinsworth ded.
It has to hurt though. None of this quick and painless stuff for this festering anal fissure.
My SB stream died. My SB stream is cable. What the fuck.
You know why.
Man, WeatherTech is gonna get their shit pumped for that ad.
I’m enjoying these Tie Dads.
I’m enjoying these Tide Pods.
/foams at the mouth