NFL News:
- Antonio Brown issued a(n empty) trade threat in response to criticism of Sunday’s performance.
- A former Steelers PR rep, Ryan Scarpino, who worked for the Steelers from 2010-17, tweeted his thoughts, and I guess Brown still follows him and got a little touchy someone went after the king.
https://twitter.com/AB84/status/1041710739642376193
– FYI, this is Scarpino’s twitter page, because nothing says “hip to today” like The Allman Brothers. (don’t @ me)
- Also, Ape asks the truly important questions:
so is Fan Bingbing a sit or start for Week 3?
— Mike Tunison (@xmasape) September 18, 2018
- As Clay Matthews opined after the game, not only did the League back its officials (because they aren’t asking for more money) but they also have decided to add on a “fuck you, Clay” by declaring his hit to be an official teachable moment.
- They have decided that Matthews’ “technique of grabbing the passer from behind the leg or legs, scooping and pulling in an upward motion, is a foul,” and is sending the tape to all officials for study.
Well, here’s a good one: (from ESPN)
- In a letter sent to NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, NFL Players Association executive director DeMaurice Smith and president of the Pro Football Hall of Fame C. David Baker on Tuesday, many high-profile Pro Football Hall of Famers said they would not attend the annual induction ceremony until Hall of Famers receive health insurance and an annual salary that includes a share of league revenue.
- The letter outlines that the total cost for every Hall of Famer to have health insurance is less than $4 million, which is less than that of a 30-second Super Bowl ad, or about 3 cents for every $100 the league generates in revenue.
- Compared to Major League Baseball players, who spend even one day on an MLB roster are entitled to health insurance for the rest of their lives, while players who spend 43 days on a roster get a lifelong pension. In contrast, NFL players receive no such benefits, and the players note that “the NFL is the only major American corporation that is set up this way.”
- The letter outlines that the total cost for every Hall of Famer to have health insurance is less than $4 million, which is less than that of a 30-second Super Bowl ad, or about 3 cents for every $100 the league generates in revenue.
- They also have words for national disgrace Roger Goodell, calling him “overpaid” and saying that the league “is notorious for the hard line it takes against players.”
- “Commissioner Goodell, there are better uses for that money.”
- Their leverage?
- Until our demands are met, the Hall of Famers will not attend the annual induction ceremony in Canton
- PFT, not wholly unsurprisingly, has chosen to go after the players who signed the letter, pointing out: (all are quoted directly)
- It’s very convenient of [Lawrence] Taylor to care about this issue now that he’s retired, even though he undermined the issue when he was an active player [by crossing the 1987 picket line] and was in a better position to effect change.
- Sanders and Warner (are) both NFL Network employees. Would they be willing to walk out on their NFL Network jobs in solidarity with the fellow players they say are being mistreated?
- Carl Eller is listed as a signer, his name is misspelled as “Carl Ellard.” That one player’s name isn’t even spelled correctly would strongly suggest he didn’t actually participate in the drafting of the letter.
- Of course, the cause isn’t “helping retired players” generally, it’s paying Hall of Famers specifically.
- Hall of Famers were usually among the highest-paid players while they were active, and can still make good money with endorsements and autograph shows today. If there’s an effort to improve benefits for retired players, shouldn’t it start with the players who need the most help?
I don’t have the time right now to devote to “Hope Clicks Eternal”, my award-adjacent dive into the social media feeds of teams that either lost huge or surprisingly. However, the first two weeks did give us some delightful takes – first, some anger from down in the Bears feed,
And every fucking year u do this! @ChicagoBears u fucking hurt me and there I go again every year hoping it will get better and all you do is fucking suck … nah m fuck you I'm done ! It's been to many year of this fucking bull shit
— Hector Fuentes (@Torito4x4) September 10, 2018
and then some delusion from the Patriots twitter.
I'm hoping that this game was a set up to see what the Jags have this year..@Patriots laid low and didn't waist energy on full potential
= study the Jags potential for playoffs. Know how to destroy them later in the season!— FixItFabulous (@FixItFabulous) September 18, 2018
Truly, it must sting to be so stupid. I can’t wait to see the Seahawks feed if Dallas clobbers them in their home opener.
Tonight’s sports:
- Hockey:preseason
- Senators at Leafs – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Oilers at Canucks – 10:30PM | Sportsnet
- Beisbol:
- MLB:
- Blue Jays at Orioles – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1
- Cardinals at Braves – 7:30PM | ESPN / TSN
- AAA: Triple A National Championship
- Memphis Redbirds vs. Durham Bulls – 7:00PM | NBCSN
- from Columbus, OH
- a one-game playoff
- Memphis Redbirds vs. Durham Bulls – 7:00PM | NBCSN
- MLB:
- WWE:
- Smackdown – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
I’d say thank BLEERGH we only have two more days until football, but it’s Jets-Browns. JUST CALL IT A TIE NOW!
OK, so I kind of engaged crazy Nazi Aussie Chick tonight. Just because I could and I was in the mood to. She has threatened me with some sort of Neo-Nazi Australian death squad (I think? hard to tell really with her).
But if I get killed soon, someone please call Australia and report her.
(I’ve actually already reported the threats)
But seriously, that was the most fun I’ve had in a long, long time.
All I did was “World Reacts to Brick’s Dick Pic.” GIF flood.
I have a history with this person. One I’m not very proud of quite frankly. Please do not make comments on this. But this is what I’m referring to for those of you who don’t already know….
https://plus.google.com/u/0/+PenelopeAvamour/posts/8LtZhS5AUvN
Damn, I crack myself up.
*Not crack cocaine BTW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_up84W5Smg4
Evening. I apologize in advance if the fasting makes me cranky tomorrow.
I was expecting a lot more cat adjacent porn tonight.
Rapists don’t stop. Especially if they don’t get caught. There will be more accusers.
Also, am VERY interested in the story of Bart’s mum (also a judge) making a foreclosure go away for the family of the accuser.
Kavanaugh gets confirmed, th Supreme Court is no longer legitimate. And I don’t think I’m putting too fine a point on it. Come at me.
In “Senor fell down a rabbit hole looking at the Orioles WAR” news, Chris Davis’s WAR this year is -2.9, the worst in baseball. Victor Martinez is second-worst. That’s at -1.7. Negatives are not good.
“I disagree.”
-Ryan White
If any of you want to see some big tits, watch this footage I just shot with my new camera:
https://youtu.be/MmgGJ0HADng
I’m not falling for this.
/Totally fell for this
//Those were huge
Here are those big tits on Vimeo, with less compression. Original is 4k/60fps, which really shows off the big-tittedness:
https://vimeo.com/290624945
Oh snap, that’s a A380, no?
And what camera?
That is an A-380 landing on Runway 24-R at LAX. I live down the street I see these all the time.
It’s a Sony RX-100VA point & shoot. The original footage is outrageous (it loses a bit in compression uploading). This is the first video I ever shot with it.
HUGE!
Also; now that you have a quality recording device we’ll expect quality porn.
I’m taking a 4K/60fps dick-pic movie right now.
All the numbers and missing the most important ones.
Reactions from around the world.
Well, they can’t all be so positive.
Also, no wonder you liked my videos. They were also shot with a Sony camera.
Everything I know about video compression I learned here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k540vOiipUM
1) That’s awesome!
2) I was right on that very road today at noon.
yeahright controls the south side, but the north side of LAX is my turf. All are welcome, within reason.
I was at Westchester Emerson Adult Center, next to the golf course and the fire station. I figure I probably saw Casa De Brick…
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All this filming won’t end well.
HAI!!
fuck teh patriots
So today I went to ringer for my college orchestra. After rehearsal I go to get dinner with one of the other ringers and the two of us bump into one of the students (freshman clarinetist) and he says “I couldn’t believe how many people smoke pot here, even winds and brass. I figured everyone was responsible.”
And the other ringer violinist and I were just like “No, people smoke, or drink, or whatever. We have something.” What we really wanted to do was laugh at this kid for 1, thinking that only a couple people smoke pot in a music conservatory, B, thinking you can’t smoke and be responsible about it, and III, thinking we’re responsible. Also Four, the way he introduced himself to us. And some other reasons probably.
Sounds like a conversation I had with my parents where the tried to tell me that cops couldn’t possibly be bad because they come from “good” families.
So apparently Budweiser now has a commercial featuring light up bases for your pint glasses with your team’s logo. I mean, that sounds lovely, but you shouldn’t have put it to a droning STOMP STOMP CLAP.
YOU FOOLISH HUMANS HAVE SUMMONDED BOLTMAN TO SELL YOUR ALCOHOLIC HUMAN EXCRAMENT WATER?! THEY SHOULD NOW ADD A RED VERSION, THAT FLOWS WITH MARKETING EXECUTIVE BLOOD FOR THOSE ON A DIET! OOOOHHHH YEAAHHHHH!
The Baltimore Orioles notched loss #108 tonight. I know I’ve joked about this before, but I really am starting to think I could walk on for league minimum. I mean hell, at least I’d try.
Well, at least I’d ACT like I’m trying. Whatta bunch of fucking losers.
Seriously…. The Orioles lost tonight at home to the Blue Jays. The Blue Jays are 69-82 and parked firmly in 4th place in the AL East.
THE ORIOLES ARE A FULL 26 GAMES WORSE THAN THAT. I MEAN YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY TRY TO SUCK THIS MUCH DON’T YOU???????
Reminds me of the Houston Astros back in 2012 when they were lucky to get a hit in a game
You’re really burying the lede here. This team has 108 losses and is 9 games WORSE than the putrid Royals.
The hell happened to the Royals? Weren’t they supposed to be a powerhouse for the next 10 years, 3 years ago?
Lots. Far more than I want to read about.
http://www.chroniclet.com/sports/2018/07/06/MLB-Royals-rapid-decline-has-taken-them-from-World-Series-title-to-basement-in-3-seasons.html
A team with a collective 0.0 WAR would be expected to win 48 games in a season. The Orioles may not even reach that. By that logic, you have been more valuable to the Baltimore Orioles than the average Oriole player.
Incidentally, the net WAR of the entire team according to Fangraphs is… 6.5!
Mitch Hedberg was a funny guy. Unfortunately, he died young.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cF8MpK-yK5o
He loved drugs. Except for that last time.
Yep, the last time never goes well.
hey, may we all be so lucky to go out doing sommet we love like that!
Nothing greater than going out making a final post that gets bannered.
Heard this on the radio today, reminded me of how much I enjoy it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP8xL5dbJio
#BFIB extend to an 8-1 lead. HUZZAH!!
/appreciate the temporary reprieve from hyper-consciousness of being terrible at all aspects of life
So if a tie is like kissing your sister, is a Browns-Jets tie like kissing a realllllly fugly sister?
Not in Kentucky.
there it’s more like a finger up her ass?
Mr. Hippo; it’s whatever the hillbillies want it to be.
Hahaha yeah you guys get your jokes in now, but when Brick Legoman leads the Jets to a glorious, winning 9-7 season in four years, you’ll be laughing out the other side of your ass!
Now that I think of it, that phrase makes no damn sense. Wouldn’t laughing out the other side of your ass just be laughing? Or is is it some kind of urethra exclamation?
Squints became a man, that day.
http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/gif-nsfw-cat-penis-1205477.gif
Fuuuuuck.
She was only 33 in this movie.
There is nothing as perpetually disappointing as the WWE 2K series. If you’re not gonna try for photo-realism, cartoon the shit up a little and make a game actually worth playing. Either look like I’m controlling a live show, or make it fun, since they fail annually to pull either off.
I was wondering when Matthew Fox got hair extensions and joined the WWE, but now I realize it’s just a terrible character map in a video game.
I think I’d prefer my version of reality.
Sorry, forgot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wydol8FfojI
“Fun? What’s that?” -Video game devs
Hoo boy the Jets on TNF!!! God bless them and their shitty Defense and highly suspect running game, they’re gonna give it their all and STILL find a way to beat Cleveland because, well, Cleveland. God this is going to be a long season.
I hate when that happens. And since I’ve seen enough movies to get free popcorns at some chains, well …
Thank God I’m not an usher.
Now that’s the kind of ass you can hit with a car antenna
Adrian Peterson, everybody.
Kind of want to know more about the lady in the mirror watching the other lovely lady pull up her pants
So are the Orioles wearing brail on their jerseys because their pitchers are blind or their hitters?
I for one will not rest until I see Brett Kavanaugh’s long form rape innocence certificate.
That’s a good price.
She’s fine, but she’s got way too much ink work going on.
You know, I’ve grown fond of it over the years and I don’t know why
I think female tattoo’s used to mean “girls who are easy with less inhibitions”
now more people see them as ‘girls who are less inherently judgmental”
It seems to be growing; a lot of people prefer painted ladies. Over the years I have become more accepting too. That said; no matter who is sporting it; a shitty tattoo is a shitty tattoo. One of the convincers was a time when I was dating an attractive woman who I was sure I was getting nowhere with. We were out drinking on a nice spring night and she asked if I wanted to see her tattoo. I said “Sure.” thinking it would be on her foot or shoulder, but then down go the pants and a nice teddy bear right by the kitty. I was very pleasantly shocked.
Cool story, bro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OqIpzZ2fsQ
This a well done teddy bear, but I can’t say my artist sense is good or my objective balance was intact.
[consider changing my name to Hobo Chuck and quitting]
Big ups to Anna Faris or her double for apparently going commando.
Or at least that’s what it looks like when I ran this through a gif exploder.
https://imgur.com/a/KfVnDd1
Me too, just some of those tatoos are kind of shitty and the one covering up her ass is awful
So Rivers told Dan Patrick he wants more than 8 kids. His wife is all in apparently.
Far be it from me to tell them how to procreate, but doesn’t he need to be all in?
Rex Grossman once impregnated a woman from across the room.
She was on a fly route.
was she wearing the jersey of a team other than the one rex grossman was then playing for
If Marchand or Tavares or maybe Auston Matthews don’t suffer career ending injuries in meaningless pre-season games tonight, is it really even worth it?
Just gotta say, impressive move by that Democrat to hold on to the letter until just before the Kavanaugh Committee Confirmation Vote. Every good Euchre player knows the way to win is to use your left bower at the right time and they played it great. In the past, I’d say its a low move, but the Republicans have lowered the bar so much now its okay by comparison. Which in of itself is one hell of an indictment about the current state of government, but that’s not important right now.
I just hope they remember to hear both sides before they assign guilt. I admit something in this smells fishy, especially the other guy, but that smell could just be the dead fish that Brett Kavanaugh keeps in his pocket at all times. Why does he carry a dead fish? I don’t know, but that doesn’t matter right now. What import is that every man has a right of innocence until he is proven guilty, no matter if he’s even a good guy. It may suck but after all…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRXqFUTG1VU
I think you’re giving those idiots way too much credit. By which I mean “any.”
lol. Fuck you Jesus.
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Just so much wrong. Wrong wrong wrong. You’ll get it someday. Hang in there.
I hate this argument. The GOP was aware of this to have a letter ready to go from 65 women to defend this guy, they didn’t care he was accused of sexual assault, just that they could be ready to defend him, and yet the Dems are the one playing dirty politics.
So… random thought…..
who here knows anything about the maintenance of riding lawn mowers?
I got a new one this spring, stopped working last week, warranty place came and picked it up, called today said there’s water in the fuel line.
its pretty much guaranteed that no one willingly put water in the fuel tank, so how the fuck did this happen, given that the mower is kept in a shed. Mower repair guys are stumped as well
The water wasn’t yellow and urea-scented, was it? Cause if so then no, I don’t know anything about it.
Is there a prize if I know the answer?
If the fuel tank was close to empty for a while, it’s possible for water condensation to occur.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upBds_I13ck
Sweet! Wayne’s World 2 is on!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vvMKxDvAt8&ab_channel=Movieclips
Why the hell is that AAA baseball game between two teams not from Columbus being held in Columbus?
They have been trying to make it a thing since the late-90s. They used to have a best-of-five in Vegas, but no one went and – worse – no one wanted to sponsor it. So now they have host cities bid, on the off-chance their team might be good enough to host.
Y’know, like the Cardinals do everytime Phoenix is announced as a Super Bowl host.
But then you get a sponsor like Gildan who comes along, you can’t say no.
GILDAN IS MY PREFERRED BRAND OF UNDERPANTS
The contrast between the grace Republicans are extending to Kavanaugh due to him being 17 at the time and their ncredibly harsh laws they generally support about treating teeangers as adults in the criminal justice system, is more reason why we should eat them and their lobbyists.
Who’s with me in this Modest Proposal?
Sit down Johnathan Swift. You’re already dead.
At least they’re consistent; remember how much compassion they showed Trayv-
You know what? That’s not even a tiny bit funny in even the most ironic way. Sorry.
Because 17 year-old boys are sowing their oats, and 17 year-old girls are Jezebels. Right, sir?
I don’t think any-age girls do a damn thing for this guy.
” A 17 year old boy should be shaving mother’s legs, not speaking to the sex that has cooties”
–Pence, Mike–
Uh, before I vote, what about Moderate Conservatives? Will they be assigned as a lowered caste or as cattle?
I ain’t getting food poisoning again; nope. Feed them to the pigs al la Deadwood.
Believe in something.
Even if it means sacrificing everything. (except money)
Just do it. (Buy our shoes plz)
Um, sure….. ok….
Her brother is Erik Prince and the family fortune was built on founding Amway. Psychopathy is clearly a dominant genetic trait.
/Apropos of nothing, I love spiral staircases
Can’t fool me-that’s the cochlea of a diplodocus.
/cums
The Vatican, if I’m not mistaken.
You are not.
Most NASCAR fans do.
Same here. Whenever I find one I run full speed up it. Especially if its a small narrow one.
I’m weird.
There’s a place about half an hour away from here that makes them. Their signpost is a tiny little sign, like an old-fashioned street sign, on top of a little blue metal spiral. Makes me smile whenever I drive past.
Yep, here they are
Spiral lighthouse stairs from Silent Hill (the bane of speedrunners everywhere), and the “Ever Downward” multi-level (literally) one from Silent Hill 4.
Well this kind of sucks. If the Browns lose to the Jets on Thursday, it means they will break their losing streak against the Raiders the following week in Oakland. I think I have made this happen just by realizing it.
I am in VancoUver and am about to be so honUored as to have bUUrs with PintDuceRick in a few hoUrs. Apparently I brought San Diego with me, since it is sunny, clear and wonderful. I just want to make sure that…
[Stomp]
No…
[Stomp]
NONONONONO
[CLAP]
Run! You fools!
They’re waiting for you.
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WHOOZ GOOD PUPPIES??? YOU’RE THE GOOD PUPPIES!!!
/overnights steaks to the dogs
(pictures a Balrog with Boltman’s head.)
“…@Patriots laid low and didn’t waist energy on full potential”
Tawmmy’s entire tweet was just awful, but the mistakes here hurt my eyes and brain so much I may have to drink a lot of beer tonight to feel better. Or to feed my crippling alcoholism, whatever.
This is her.
Yep, checks out.
Do I need antibiotics from viewing the picture?
No, but that gator behind her might.