Due to Halloween happening on Thursday this week and our talented writers regaling you with their spooky tales, I did not do a Thirsty Thursday soccer preview post this week. As luck has it, though, King Hippo was unavailable to do this morning’s soccer post, so here we are. I will combine the two and we’ll take it from there.
Before I begin, I want to give credit for all the hot lady soccer fan pictures to the Fútbol Babes Twitter account. Those folks do the Lord’s Work and deserve a follow from you.
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EPL Tipping Pool Standings
| Place | Tipper | Round Tips | Round Margin | Total Tips | Total Margin |
| 1 | Son Of Spam | 6 | 2 | 53 | 12 |
| 2 | BALLS | 4 | 1 | 52 | 11 |
| 3 | Mr. Ayo | 6 | 2 | 51 | 13 |
| 4 | Litre_cola | 7 | 1 | 51 | 16 |
| 5 | Reverend Mayhem | 5 | 2 | 51 | 16 |
| 6 | nomonkeyfun | 7 | 1 | 51 | 17 |
| 7 | KBS52 | 6 | 2 | 48 | 14 |
| 8 | 5 | 1 | 48 | 15 | |
| 9 | Game Time Decision | 3 | 0 | 47 | 13 |
| 10 | Fronkenshteen | 6 | 0 | 47 | 17 |
| 11 | Wakezilla | 6 | 1 | 47 | 20 |
| 12 | bk109 | 5 | 0 | 46 | 16 |
| 13 | Yeah Right | 5 | 1 | 42 | 20 |
| 14 | Spur | 5 | 2 | 42 | 22 |
| 15 | Maestro | 3 | 0 | 41 | 15 |
| 16 | Don T | 3 | 0 | 38 | 16 |
| 17 | King Hippo | 3 | 1 | 38 | 18 |
| 18 | Herodotus | 5 | 0 | 33 | 16 |
| 19 | Sharkbait | 3 | 0 | 33 | 21 |
| 20 | BFC | 3 | 0 | 31 | 15 |
| 21 | Horatio | 3 | 0 | 29 | 14 |
| 22 | Blax | 3 | 0 | 29 | 27 |
There was quite a bit of movement all over the ladder with Son of Spam taking over the pool lead. Congratulations to Litre_cola and nomonkeyfun, who got top scores this week with 7 correct tips!
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Weekend Schedule
I’m being told that Canadian viewers only need to sign up for DAZN and they can get all the coverage of all the world’s fútbol leagues in one place.
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In the US, NBC holds the rights to the EPL, so you’ll be able to see games on their networks and the NBC Sports Gold package. Here are the games on tap this weekend (all times Pacific and home teams always listed first):
Friday, November 1, 2019
No game scheduled
Saturday, November 2, 2019
5:30 AM – AFC Bournemouth v Manchester United
8:00 AM – Arsenal v Wolverhampton Wanderers
8:00 AM – Aston Villa v Liverpool
8:00 AM – Brighton & Hove Albion v Norwich City
8:00 AM – Manchester City v Southampton
8:00 AM – Sheffield United v Burnley
8:00 AM – West Ham United v Newcastle United
10:30 AM – Watford v Chelsea
Sunday, November 3, 2019
6:00 AM – Crystal Palace v Leicester City
8:30 AM – Everton v Tottenham Hotspur
Monday, November 4, 2019
No game scheduled
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In the US and Canada, BeIn Sports is the rights-holder for La Liga, so you can find all the games there. Here is this week’s schedule (all times Pacific and home teams always listed first):
Friday, November 1, 2019
No game scheduled
Saturday, November 2, 2019
5:00 AM – Espanyol v Valencia
8:00 AM – Levante v Barcelona
10:30 AM – Sevilla v Atlético Madrid
1:00 PM – Real Madrid v Real Betis
Sunday, November 3, 2019
3:00 AM – Real Valladolid v Mallorca
5:00 AM – Villarreal v Athletic Bilbao
7:00 AM – Osasuna v Deportivo Alavés
9:30 AM – Celta de Vigo v Getafe
9:30 AM – Leganés v Éibar
12:00 Noon – Granada v Real Sociedad
Monday, November 4, 2019
No game scheduled
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Liga MX games are aired in the United States on TUDN, and the varied Univision networks. Fox Sports Deportes also has selected games (all times Pacific and home teams always listed first):
Friday, November 1, 2019
6:00 PM – Puebla 1 v Pumas UNAM 1
8:00 PM – Atlas 1 v Atlético San Luis 2
Saturday, November 2, 2019
4:00 PM – Querétaro v Tigres UANL
6:00 PM – América v Santos Laguna
6:00 PM – Monterrey v Veracruz
8:00 PM – Necaxa v Pachuca
Sunday, November 3, 2019
10:00 AM – Toluca v Guadalajara
5:00 PM – Juárez v Tijuana
6:00 PM – León v Morelia
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In the United States, Fox Sports has the rights to the Bundesliga, so you can find games on the Fox Sports networks. Here is the weekend schedule (you know the drill..):
Friday, November 1, 2019
12:30 PM – Hoffenheim 3 v Paderborn 0
Saturday, November 2, 2019
7:30 AM – Borussia Dortmund v Wolfsburg
7:30 AM – RB Leipzig v Mainz 05
7:30 AM – Bayer Leverkusen v Borussia Mönchengladbach
7:30 AM – Eintracht Frankfurt v Bayern Münich
7:30 AM – Werder Bremen v Freiburg
10:30 AM – Union Berlin v Hertha BSC
Sunday, November 3, 2019
6:30 AM – Fortuna Düsseldorf v Köln
9:00 AM – Augsburg v Schalke 04
Monday, November 4, 2019
No game scheduled
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BeIn Sports is the rights-holder for Ligue 1. Luckily, BeIn Sports has like 8 channels through their BeIn Sports Connect app, so you can see most of the games live:
Friday, November 1, 2019
12:45 PM – Dijon 2 v PSG 1
Saturday, November 2, 2019
9:30 AM – Olympique Marseille v Lille
12 Noon – Nîmes v Rennes
12 Noon – Metz v Montpellier
12 Noon – Toulouse v Olympique Lyonnais
12 Noon – Angers SCO v Strasbourg
12 Noon – Amiens SC v Brest
Sunday, November 3, 2019
6:00 AM – Bordeaux v Nantes
8:00 AM – Nice v Reims
12 Noon – Saint Étienne v Monaco
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ESPN has the rights to Serie A. All games are available on the ESPN+ package:
Friday, November 1, 2019
No game scheduled
Saturday, November 2, 2019
7:00 AM – Roma v Napoli
10:00 AM – Bologna v Inter
12:45 PM – Torino v Juventus
Sunday, November 3, 2019
3:30 AM – Atalanta v Cagliari
6:00 AM – Genoa v Udinese
6:00 AM – Hellas Verona v Brescia
6:00 AM – Lecce v Sassuolo
9:00 AM – Fiorentina v Parma
11:45 AM – Milan v Lazio
Monday, November 4, 2019
11:45 AM – SPAL v Sampdoria
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As I like to say on the AFL Beat:
DON’T FORGET TO PUT THE FOOTY TIPS IN!
Enjoy the weekend!
(134/69)
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Litre_Cola’s Obscure Footy Club that Hippo probably bets on.
After a week hiatus due to a runaway drunk weekend we are back. WELCOME TO HELL.
Today we are looking at Galatasaray S. K. from the European side of Istanbul. When 1st introduced to the European game I was made aware of these lunatics as I saw highlights of them taking on their arch rivals Fenerbahçe.
Founded in 1905 by students at Galatasaray High School they have become the giants of Turkey. From Wikipedia “According to researcher Cem Atabeyoğlu, Galatasaray took its name from one of its first matches. In that match, Galatasaray won 2–0 over a local Greek club and the spectators called them “Galata Sarayı efendileri” (English: “Gentlemen of Galata Palace”), and, after this incident, they adopted that name and started to call their club “Galata Sarayı”. In 1905, during the era of the Ottoman Empire, there were no laws for associations so the club could not be registered officially, but, after the 1912 Law of Association, the club registered legally.Since there weren’t any other Turkish teams, Galatasaray joined the Istanbul League that was consisting of English and Greek teams in the season of 1905–1906. With their first championship title they won in 1908–1909, they heralded the beginning of Turkish football history”
Gala always seems to be the Turkish representative in the Champions League and has a huge advantage playing at home as their stadium Türk Telekom Stadı. It holds 52 thousand lunatics who just love fighting, flares and destroying their own stadium in battles. In 1999-2000 they completed the rare quadruple by winning the UEFA Cup (Europa League), Turkish Cup, Turkish League, and UEFA Super Cup (I don’t know what that is).
Hell, why? Due to the lunatics that reside there on match day. The largest firm is UltrAslan which was founded in 2001. Their arch rivals on the Asian side is Fener and those derbies are insane. If you like watching battles the definitely go down that rabbit hole on Youtube. Their rivals on the European side of Istanbul is Beskitas and it is just as heated because they have had a bunch of money dumped into them recently. Beskitas has no problem with LGBTQ people which is a rarity in Turkey so my 2 gay buddies support them, therefore so do I. MY friends would leave Scotland and head back to Turkey and not be able to be together for longer than say, dinner. They were fucking married. Crazy fans? To the video!
Chills. This is support.
Thus far this year they are not performing like the ultras would like. and through 9 games they are currently in 7th with something called Alanyaspor in 1st. The club has plenty of Turks but as always the Turkish League has guys who are bit long in the tooth and other European castoffs like Ryan Babel, Steven Nzonzi, Falcao, Jean Michael Seri (on loan from Mighty Whitey) and Ryan Donk. In the how the hell did you get here file we have Norwegian Martin Linnes.
Fulham plays Hull City. The Canadian Championship 2nd leg is today. A BOTG will follow. Go Cavs, we are down 1-0 and the league is plotting against us.
BONUS!
Here is your reminder to put in your tips for the NFL Tipping Pool and for the DFO Eliminator Challenge. Links are below:
Tipping Pool: https://mobile.footytips.com.au/competitions/?ff=ladders&competitionId=575837
Eliminator Challenge: http://fantasy.espn.com/nfl-eliminator-challenge/2019/en/group?groupID=56874
After Week Eight, there are STILL 6 Commentists left in the Eliminator Challenge. In addition, WhyEaglesWhy chose the 49ers on Thursday night, so he’s already locked in to survive another week.
The Final Six remain: Blister Pig, WhyEaglesWhy, Mr. Ayo, Spur, Col. Duke LaCrosse, and BeerGuyRob. Good luck!
As for the NFL Tipping Pool, here are the standings:
| P | Tipper | Round Tips | Round Margin | Total Tips | Total Margin |
| 1 | Son Of Spam | 13 | 9 | 79 | 72 |
| 2 | Litre_cola | 13 | 7 | 78 | 109 |
| 3 | Reverend Mayhem | 12 | 0 | 77 | 68 |
| 4 | King Hippo | 12 | 1 | 76 | 84 |
| 5 | Yeah Right | 10 | 7 | 73 | 82 |
| 6 | Game Time Decision | 10 | 10 | 73 | 89 |
| 7 | BALLS | 13 | 4 | 72 | 96 |
| 8 | Maestro | 10 | 10 | 71 | 103 |
| 9 | Don T | 12 | 10 | 71 | 104 |
| 10 | The King in Yellow | 13 | 3 | 70 | 71 |
| 11 | Fronkenshteen | 11 | 14 | 70 | 91 |
| 12 | Sharkbait | 10 | 10 | 70 | 95 |
| 13 | Why Eagles Why | 13 | 6 | 69 | 73 |
There was a lot of movement in the bottom of the ladder. Congratulations to the five tippers that got 13 out of 15 games correct! That’s pretty good. Please remember that you get a 2 point bonus for picking all games correctly, so you can catch up quick!
As I mentioned above,
DON’T FORGET TO PUT THE FOOTY TIPS IN!
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Hippo’s JV Footy Fixture Preview!
NC State (+7.5) at Wake Forest (Noon, ESPN)
Winston-Salem (a town full of grumpy old white assholes) is where Wolven dreams historically go to die. But this year, it’s the Deacs who have dreams, and NC State who is hoping to go .500. Will that turn the tables on history? Fuck and no.
Michigan (-22) at Maryland (Noon, ABC)
The early window is ridiculously weak, and those who don’t live in North Cakalaky should likely stick with Lesser Footy (this is JV NFL, for those new to our nomenclature). Still don’t believe in Lesser Harbs, and they will be overconfident coming off their pasting of Notre Dame. But ain’t nobody Fear the Turtle in football season, except for those that don’t want to take their impending dump in public.
Georgia (-6) v. Florida (3:30, CBS)
Huzzah, it’s The World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party time, and both sides are quite good for a (recent) change. Winner stays alive in the playoff conversation, until Roll Damn Tide or LSU kicks their teeth in, come December.
Kansas State (-5.5) at Kansas (3:30, FS1)
The purveyors of last week’s Big Twaaaaalve upsets square off, for bragging rights in that empty, garbage dump of a state. They did at least refuse to elect aspiring Nazi Kris Kobach Governor, to be fair.
Miami (+3) at Florida State (3:30, ABC)
Remember when this rivalry was meaningful? HINT – such highlights are exclusively in standard definition. Winner probably sneaks into the Weedeater Bowl or some such shit.
Utah (-3) at Washington (4:00, Fox)
Now THIS is some solid football right here. Team Secular Big Love lurks on the edges of playoff consideration, but I find it almost impossible to imagine someone emerging from the PAC-whatever with only 1 loss. Classic “defense v. offense” battle, with the Huskies boasting an NFL-calibre QB…and fuckall else.
SMU (+6) at Memphis (7:30, ABC)
The Pony Express has returned to national cromulence, giving me hope that NC State could do the same in hoops (cue the laugh track). Winner likely gets the “short bus” New Year’s Six bowl invite.
Oregon (-4.5) at Southern Cal (8:00, Fox)
The left coast is at least giving us some plausibly ok matchups today. But I don’t buy Quack Attack QB Justin Herbert as an NFL prospect, nor do I think much of the Troi Boiz. But if you can’t take a late nap, these are around.
BYU (+3) at Utah State (10:00, ESPN2)
Batten down the hatches, it’s Romney against Romney! We always like to highlight at least one late night “tweaker” fixture, as Hippo doesn’t look down on y’all smackheads nor Godless PST dwellers. Original Recipe Team Big Love has been up and down all year like the stock market (I guess, I don’t follow the stock market – ah am a liberal and don’t understand moneys), while Team Secular Big Love State has a really intriguing NFL QB prospect in Jordan Love. Plus, one assumes MOAR black guys.
Enjoy the games, everyone!
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Mixed race couple in North Calacky at the Wake game not being spit on? Amazing!
Narrator: A gallows is being constructed in the parking lot
Wake Forest is ranked? Is Tim Duncan still playing?
https://sports.theonion.com/retiring-tim-duncan-provides-spurs-with-forwarding-addr-1819592618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ByIYof4mqo
Ooops…wrong thread.
Oh well fuck it.
This pub is overfull. The 3 buses they have down to the game may not be enough.
Engage edibles.
A shout out to the OG student fucker. This may be my favorite one yet!
“Oh now Vili, Vili, don’t lose my inmate number
Cause you’re not anywhere
That I can’t write youuuuuu“
Well… At least my prediction of the Springboks winning the World Cup was right.
Gee, careful out there on that limb, Phineas.
I wish I could give this ten more +1’s.
Nobody saw that coming. How many eyerolls did you win?
Gotta love those hot local cable match-ups. The rest of the country will be dying of jealousy as I sit back and watch hot Wildcat on Wildcat action as Villanova travels to Durham to take on New Hampshire before literally dozens of fans!
Holy Crap. Happy Appy lost to GaSo on Halloween night???? The ML there was pushing +500.
SONOFABITCH!!!!!!
Couple of Galatasaray facts:
1) It’s said to be the PKK’s favorite team, due to their colours
2) Galatasaray is said to be Mustapha Kemal Ataturk’s favorite team, but this is often dispute.
3) I used to enjoy watching them and the Turkish national team play in the Euros in the late 90s
I know this is a controversial stance, but Diletta Leotta is attractive.
https://pixxxels.cc/gallery/2c2sg1696/
The Futbol Babes peanut gallery mentioned, Emma Jones from the UK as a potential competitor. She’s not, but I can think of a couple reasons why others may disagree.
https://pixxxels.cc/gallery/1bregngfe/
On the downside, United played like dog shit and Maguire passes better than the midfielders. Also, Perreria was so piss poor, fucking Lingard was warming up, which just shows how dire United’s situation is.
On the plus side, the starters played well sending United through to the quarterfinals of the Carabao Cup.
Those three points lost today, I call them Bane because it was back breaking
Seriously, y’all have to meet Everton in the Caribou finals. It’s all either of us have to play for this season. 🙁
It’s maddening. United was gifted a sweet schedule where they’re playing mostly cupcake over the next 12 games. But Ole wore his starters down. Fuck.
As for Everton, my prediction of them finishing in the top 4 is looking really fucking stupid
GO FUCK YOURSELVES, Villa
and an OG to lose it. Bunch of worthless Tory cunts.
What the fuck? They fucking had it.
Hippo, a word of I may?
Your opinion of UF ML (+225) and TCU ML (+115)
Yes and Dunno
I think both games are essentially coinflips, so like the leverage index on Gators.
SMU +205 is tempting me too.
I had JV 500s ML against them, and they almost did it. That MEM line looks like a sucker bet hook to me.
AND 1!
WOO!!!!!!!!!! GET FUCKED, SOTON.
Wolves level. Some bananapuddings this window
How in the hell did FOX get stuck with Nebraska/Purdue?
just look at how shitty the JV NFL offerings are today. State being on ESPN instead of New Raycom should have been a good clue.
https://www.espn.com/college-football/scoreboard/_/group/80/year/2019/seasontype/2/week/10
oh, The Broom! Should have scored that.
So Dennis Leary is not a good QB. (yes I know his name is Devin not Dennis).
she can give me a red card ANY DAY!
Hey goddammit that was my joke.
I would have gone with yellow, but didn’t want Coach Parcells giving me that look.
Pink?
Would accept a red card from her.
Brutally cuntish behaviour by Soton, with the time-wasting.
Hooray, the recycling center near me caught fire! The air around here smells like Cleveland.
Only a matter of time until Baker Mayfield is knocking at your door, begging for spare change.
I guess you could say that recycling center really….didn’t adequately take their floor.
YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH???????
No Spotlight Dance today, because NBC has the Domers at 2:30. Stick with NBCSN.
So, fucking SAINTS can win at the Etihad, but NC State can’t even COMPETE with Wake Goddamned Forest?
UPDATE: Get in, Kun Aguero!
I may have seen all the Shitty Wolves I need to see today.
UPDATE – DEFFO sticking with Lesser Footy
https://ifunny.co/video/GNmjgEX97
With audio (worth it) and shareable or whatever. https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BelatedCornyAzurevasesponge-mobile.mp4
I feel like a CLASSY pervert, because the fully dressed PSG gal in her team shirt and jeans is Hippo’s favourite…
Classy Pervert should be a Balls’ search term methinks.
from NBCSN just now – better ball into the box
Hippo…What could be worse than the Wolven sort getting embarrassed nationally on teh ESPN? Thank goodness it’s not primetime on ABC. THAT would be embarrassing.
/looks at next week
Ah shit.
no worries, everyone SANE will be watching LSU/Bama
Define “sane”.
/leaves ESPN on…for now
Team Knifey are fucking eviscerating Burnley. I think all three newly promoted sides will stay up.
One more time from the top…
WOO CHERRIES!
did you wake up at ass-crack of dawn for ’em?
Nope. I woke up about half an hour ago. I fully expected a loss.
We of little faith.
Phrasing?
Thought about betting Mainz, but didn’t. They’re only SEVEN down to the Red Bulls.
Liverpool VAR’d!!!
lose a goal, or do Villa have a 2nd?
Lost a goal.
WTF, Hammers?
FFS, I swear we have WW2 vets as our back 4.
y’all have become muy dificil to bet on
Southampton?
In #HAILGAMBLOR news, SS Juve Stabia have taken a 1-nil lead in HAWT Serie B action…
UPDATE: Everything sucks
Yeah…I forgot to put the tips in…
I swear, this has NEVAR happen to me before!!!
Who are we burying at The Etihad?
Southampton will be swept away by Kevin The Broom!
/twice in four days I believe
a reminder – Soton lost 9-nil AT HOME to Foxy Footy
oh wen teh Saints! Go marching DOWN!!
My fave part of any Hallmark Christmas movie is when the girlie that can’t skate is prevented from falling by the guy. That moment of realization. They will end up fucking.*
/offscreen, after the movie is over
//it will be missionary-only
And strictly for the purposes of procreation. The woman will not orgasm; the male will, but only because he has to, and then he will feel guilty for 9 1/2 months, until it is time to breed again.
This has been Marlin Perkins for Mutual of Omaha’s Not-So-Wild Kingdom
C’mon, the real Marlin Perkins would have sent Jim in to do the real work.
Arsenal/Wolves are on CNBC, so you don’t need Gold to see a real match this window.
So Belichick’s son has been calling the plays for NE’s defense. Wonderful. Now all we have to look forward to is the inevitable Belichick vs Belichick superb owl. That should be just fucking spiffy.
Or the entity you mortals call “Belichick” is preparing to pass his conciousness from one aging physical form to the next, ensuring another 30 years of AFC East dominion. The real Belichick is over 2000 years old, which explains his preference for older women.
If Georgia/Florida is The World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party then Miami/Florida State must be The World’s Largest Outdoor Meth Celebration.
Somebody needs to do a Teeth on teh Ground! for that’un
I heard they shut down the Face-Eating Booth a few year’s back…
penno to Eintracht?
contact outside the box, but a red card might be even worse!
There fell last night a thick blanket of wettish snow so you know what that means-climbing on top of two overturned milk cases with a hockey stick in tow and scraping the snow off the satellite dish that is perched on my garage’s roof.
/sounds like a euphemism but it tain’t
Jesus. Already?
7-ish minutes from Wakezilla y bk’s wife React Reasonably
Ah, but I have a bit more peace and quiet time left, ’cause wifey overnapped her alarm XD
Edit: Myaah, world of suck ded ahed :p
FULL-TIME
Bournemouth 1-0 Man Utd
Fuck yes! Woo Cherries!
Might as well be an off week for ncaaf this week. College football is becoming European soccer so gradually I hardly even noticed.
I just finished something you might find interesting-it’s China Mieville’s The Last Days of New Paris. It’s very helpful to have a passing knowledge of the Surrealist Movement which I believe you might possess. An odd bit of work, it’s only about 200 pages long.
Interesting. I’ve read some of his short stories but never any9thing else.
Perdido Street Station grabbed myself, yeah right and Hippo by the balls and wouldn’t let us go. One hell of a ride.
It also slowed me down, and saved on my Amazon booky-book tab. Weighty tome, indeed. Well worth it!
So… it’s not based on that one Beck song?
I did stay Up All Night with it a few times.
DJ TAJ is reading it now. It took a few pages but when it hit stride? That fucker took off!
Excellent read.
My day will be going grocery shopping, then a miserable 90 minutes watching teh Mighty Fulham, then down to the pub, then to the CPL final, then out to the Rockies for a stag. Nice little Saturday, only problem is that I am old and not sure I can take it!!!
meh, I can trade you the shopping and fulham for an Arsenal derp against the Wolves, experiencing the first symptoms of a 48 hour flu and rebuilding my 60-drive home RAID setup…
Got my flu shot on Thursday. I AM INDESTRUCTIBLE.
/see hangover tomorrow
Uhm, you got a flu shot against the strain of the flu the docs think it’s gonna hit this year, but if they’re wrong… you’ll be fucked (so basically… you’ll be feeling as miserable as me after the final whistle tonight 😀 )
I will take my chances! I have to get it anyway as we have Decilitre and Mrs. Cola works at a hospital.
I have enough kids to know that I’m doomed, so only shot I’m taking is of the aged single malt variety 😀
I’M GOING GROCERY SHOPPING IN FRENCH CANADA
ah am mad at yeeeeewwww for fucking up that Caribou Cup tie
I’m not, lol. As soon as the game started with that OG, I know we were fucked, so I just embraced the suck (basically same advice applies during flu season hitting our munchkins’ school and when ManUre shit the bed and wifey gets irked)
I see that the inevitable happened in the Rugby World Cup final.
Pro tip: Set your clock ahead one hour today, so you can set it back two hours tonight and get even more free sleep! Einstein hates this one trick!
I read this as Epstein hates this one trick, as he was too choked up to say anything.
Why am I not in the NFL “tipping” pool? That term seems like something a crass North American would use to seem more worldly. Very déclassé. I just learned that word. You filthy swine buried it in a goddamn soccer post, that’s why. And by “you” I mean whoever decided not to have a dedicated post for it, a la the always much anticipated CFL beat. Which is always incomprehensibly followed by a thing about virgins smashing each others’ robots, for some reason. Don’t these guys have fathers who could teach them some shame? And by “you” I also mean litre cola. He somehow failed to mention it in a timely fashion. All the better to reach his goal of a big pile of poorly sanitized false orifices taped behind the bookcase.
I am not your keeper but if we die you get Decilitre!
Is it “Barely Comprehensible Rant Day” again already? Time flies.
Seriously?! I thought it was old man (at heart) yells at cloud day!
Me thinks BC Dick was up real late….
I was indeed up late. Friday night novice curling league just gets me wound right up. I think that rant is pretty comprehensible. Relatively. The gist is litre screwed me out of the football pool because his eagles always get their salads tossed by Seattle and they’re going to have their asses in a home shopping network spinner in two weeks time. Or whatever it is.
I enjoy Dick’s rage!