Welcome back to the comment of the week feature post ramblings. Hope you are staying warm and busy. We had ourselves another crazy week here. Monday we talked about flags and ice cube trays. Tuesday had the return of TTITOT. Litre started off Wednesday with Snaxx and then Rush died. Thursday opened with the scam of the week and how the drake, not that drake, the other drake, was used to take dumb people’s money from them. I’m getting into the battlebots now with Seniors great write ups. And as usual we started to talk about drinks on Thursday night. Drinks are really in any thread on any day, duh. We had our first offseason draft with sandwiches, and the opening talk about what’s a sandwich or not. Sharky came with another drink ( yay0, but still have no clue what falernum is. Lessor footy got us up early Saturday morning and then curling happened in the afternoon, thanks BC Dick. Oh and lots of music in the open thread that night, if you want to look back. Yeah right brought another Sunday gravy post and it’s going to make be try out the French bread. I’ve made the buns and the flat bread pizza a few times so going to add the bread to the list. I’ve got a bread maker, but it doesn’t really have a nice crust, so will try out the bread soon. And I totally get what he means about doing a recipe a few times. The first few batches of buns I made, while still good, left lots of room for improvement.
As a reminder, this post will cover comments made up to and through the Saturday Night Open Thread. Sunday comments stand alone and Monday comments will go on the next week’s post.
Without further ado, here are the comments of the week.
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found a funny:
ME: i have two things to do today
MY BRAIN: infinity things to do, got it
ME: no, just two
MY BRAIN: no point even starting
rockingdog
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I’m starting to feel guilty that I had to put on flip flops to go to my CVS which is within Los Angeles walking distance (which, as any Angeleno knows is REALLY close) and they have a full selection of wine, beer, and liquor.
ballsofsteelandfury
Viva La Tabula Raza
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Need to go to the liquor store.
Shouldn’t go to the liquor store.
Everyone’s gonna be mad if I go to the liquor store.
Fuck, should I go to the liquor store?
Godammit, I’m gonna go to the liquor store.
I’m gonna get killed when I get back from the liquor store.
KISS’s “Cold Gin” playing in my head.
I deserve to be the rummy who gets stomped by Alex & his droogs.
Still, my brain cries out for four or five more shots.
It’s early, and I’ll be up and ready to get boyo to school!
I am the Hank Kingsley of Mike Pences.
But I’m going to go get a drink.
Fronkenshteenf
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I can’t believe people are treating “daughter of the designer of the Lombardi Trophy is mad at Tom Brady for disrespecting it” as a legitimate news story. DO NOT FORCE ME TO DEFEND TOM BRADY, YOU ASSHOLES!
Meanwhile, the Stanley Cup is reading those stories and going, “bitch, please. The stories I could tell you.”
Dunstan
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I always find it hilarious when those of us who look like comic book guy feel free to comment on the attractiveness of women who wouldn’t piss on us if we were on fire.
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Would make a strong joke about Texans but I doubt they’d have the energy to respond.
blaxabbath
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> Can you tell who is my favourite single?
It’s the Butts one, right? Yeah, it’s the Butts one.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Clearly, the answer is Mark L. Walberg.
LemonJello
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Rush Limbaugh is only going to die one time in my life (God forbid) and I am not going to let this night go to waste. More whiskey!
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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Accurate. They can both stay in Florida.
Beerguyrob
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It’d be terrible if people found out where Rush Limbaugh was buried & gave his grave the Art Modell treatment.
Just terrible.
Beerguyrob
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So, it’s snowing in Saudi. Climate change isn’t a thing.
litre_cola
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Horatio, are you enjoying that delicious 3 fingers of Basil Hayden’s just a little more than usual, knowing that Rush Limbaugh will never again taste the sweet nectar that is bourbon, or anything else, because he’s dead?
Yes I am, Other Horatio, yes I am.
Horatio Cornblower
I presume Lana’s giant sausage fingers were used to make the measurement.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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If Rush Limbaugh was so against gender neutral bathrooms, why is his grave going to be one?
Sharkbait
“Wanna have sex?”
“Sorry, I’m not gay.”
“It will be on Limbaugh’s grave.”
“Let’s do this, but no eye contact or cuddling.”
Redshirt
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To expand on what I said on twitter, I’m just glad that Rush Limbaugh lived long enough to see a black woman become Vice President, an openly gay man become Secretary of Transportation, and for the Senate to come under Democratic control due to a black man and a Jew winning their races in Georgia.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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Tebow just retired from baseball.
First Hank Aaron dies, now this.
SonOfSpam
Tim Tebow got up to AAA.
Michael Jordan couldn’t get out of AA.
Tim Tebow > Michael Jordan?
Redshirt
Vincent Jackson also never made it out of AA.
SonOfSpam
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To Myself: “I wonder if everyone at DFO heard of Rush Limbaugh dying.”
Door Flies Open
Redshirt
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lol
https://twitter.com/Ygrene/status/1005573810211475456
Mr. Ayo
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AFC South QBs:
-Wentz
-Some rookie
-The Shawn’s trade haul
-THE Ryan Fucking Tannehill
Don T
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Here’s a fun drinking game you can play if you find yourself driving around Los Angeles.
Set an alarm for 30 minutes and start driving on the L.A. freeways. Tune the radio to 101.1 FM. This is “K-Earth 101” which is the oldies station. It used to play Elvis and The Beatles but now the 90s is oldies.
Keep a big bottle of 80+ proof booze between your legs, and take a big gulp from it anytime one of the following songs plays within the 30 minute period:
“Girls Just Want to Have Fun” – Cyndi Lauper
“Come on Eileen” – Dexy’s Midnight Runners
“The Promise” – When in Rome
“Africa” – Toto
“Tainted Love” – Soft Cell
This drinking contest is rigged however and you will be hammered and put in jail with Mel Gibson after you crash into the ocean because these are the only five songs that K-Earth 101 ever plays.
Brick Meathook
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Weekend goals:
–make some progress on de-cluttering my apartment. Like, I really don’t need to keep remote controls for TVs I don’t own anymore. The gag gift from a Christmas party ten years ago should probably go. The treadmill that broke two years ago is just taking up space.
— speaking of exercise, I should probably try to get a hike in
— cooking and drinking
That’s already an ambitious schedule by my standards.
Dunstan
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This is the first weekend of my life that Rush Limbaugh will be dead for. It’s so nice!
I bet his funeral will be today or tomorrow. I hope everyone who attends it gets coronavirus!
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Florida is lowering its flags to half-mast in honor of Limbaugh.
However, RTD is still at full mast over Limbaugh’s death.
Dunstan
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I just made a short post about getting a shot today, it went into awaiting moderation/approval mode. Weird.
Viva La Tabula Raza
I’ve taken several shots today without any moderation or approval.
Mr. Ayo
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Brick Meathook
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found a funny:
beethoven: how are you all tonight
crowd: [cheers]
beethoven: i can’t hear you
crowd: [roars]
beethoven: i still can’t hear you
rockingdog
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So far tonight my wife has hollered at her Trump-loving ‘All Lives Matter’ father, (she wrecked him), the dog has howled at something that I can’t see in our yard, even with the super-flashlight, and now the cat has insisted on going outside, so whatever it was the dog was howling at is probably gonna eat it.
How’s everyone else’s evening?
Horatio Cornblower
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Would it really be too much to ask for a deadly lake Tahoe avalance to bury both these teams beneath 100 tons of snow, ending the franchises forever? I’ve been good!
/Except for all the hookers
//and all those dead hookers
herodotus450
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Thanks for all the comments and funny and everything else.
Stay busy and safe out there.
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Completely unrelated – if any of you lads has both at least a modicum of military experience, imagination AND has done his reading on the Cuban crisis… Do not read Thirteen days, because.. well it inadvertently shows how narrowly we all missed the big one 🙁
Look, I’m not saying that Tiger Woods was drunk and on pills, but Andy Reid just offered to adopt him.
Banner
Right after getting vaccinated, I’m going to a bar.
Eww, Lana Del Rey… After gettin’ vaccinated (hopefully before the virus mutates again), you’d better go to a proper music venue to work on your musical taste 😛
Atlético has created less chances than a drunk Mel Gibson at an Anti-Defamation League mixer.
EH, disagree on that – MG may be a fucking cunt, but at least he’s a talented cunt that makes people money (which can cure a lot of ills in LA… or the world in general)… Atletico, though… not so much
oh shit Chelski are up 1-0
Giruid had a ROCKING GOAL!!!!
goooo chelski!
LOL and I thought I was gonna go for a walk this afternoon…
Yeah, it was rocking goal.
God dammit.
Goo Chelski?
That’s not at all rocking 🙁
Ah, yeah, quick PSA (after recounting the 1000$ dildo thing) – I can’t stress this enough – do not reuse passwords and for the love of everything holy – TURN ON TWO FACTOR NOTIFICATION or bad shit can easily happen
Bayern up 3-0 in 1st half of Shempions League game.
Lazio’s chances of winning appear to be similar to Tiger Woods joining the F1 circuit.
Tiger plunging in the rankings for next week’s Mock Draft “Athletes You’d Like To Go For A Ride With”
Also plunging? His vehicle.
This coverage is getting pretty funny. They started by talking about Tiger being a great athlete and the strides he was making in his comeback, and that this may have been a two-car accident. Now they’ve made it pretty clear it was a one-car accident and they are, ever so slowly, looking at the length of the accident scene and the damages within and coming to the realization that Woods really fucked up.
Mind you, I like Woods as an athlete, and I certainly don’t despise him like I did Rush, but if he was driving under the influence, (and it’s really hard to imagine how a one-car accident happens like this without a bit of help), this will be at least the third time he’s driven under the influence, and I’m not really full of sympathy after three such instances. Especially when you’ve got more money than God, and can easily afford a driver, or at least an Uber black.
He was either drunk, drugged outta his skull or speeding like a madman… or a combination of any/all of the above, which are all a danger to himself and more importantly – others, so… He’s fucked, only thing ambiguous at this point is how big the shaft he’s about to take 😀
“He tried to reach the 405 on the fly, really should’ve laid up on Ventura.”
Unrelated – I found a really old hard drive of mine from when I was in high school and freshman in unit full of questionable pirated content … sooooo should I explode it, kill it with fire (thermite to be precise) or just shred it?
I always thought you just ran a magnet over it, but I’m a moron.
That only really works reliably with like floppy disks, for hard drives you can go with multiple overwrite cycles to make sure shit isn’t recoverable… that said, a hammer or a drill works fine too (in fact let that be a PSA – if you’re ever throwing away drives – Britt Reid the fuck outta them, because you’d be surprised how easy is to recover data even from certain encrypted drives)…
That said, I need something a bit more flashy, because noone must know that I used to voluntarily watch One Tree Hill (among other crap)
Edit: In case anyone is tut-tutting about this senseless waste, the drive was on its last legs before I even put it in the hard drive enclosure and at this point SMART and the weird noises it’s making point towards imminent failure 😀
Have you tried giving it to Tiger Woods and letting him drive it to the repair shop?
Safer than the lap of a child in the backseat of a car sitting on the side of the road in Kansas City?
Drill a hole straight through the drive.
I’m about to do that with three old drives before I recycle them.
That’s my usualy MO at work (we’ve got a cordless hilti just for that, lol), for personal use .. I use a hammer on the platters themselves, but only after I’ve yanked out the magnets from the RW heads (they are really good for notes and magnetizing tools)
Hard drive? Glory hole? YOU DECIDE.
What’s a *glory hole?
A glory hole that hasn’t been properly sanded?
It was a typo, also… my question still stands (even though there’s this //MASTER CAUTION// light burning in my brain for some reason)
Next time you’re in a pub, ask if the men’s room features a glory hole. If not, leave immediately as the place is not classy.
Why do I suspect that won’t happen (going to the pub… #ThanksRona ) ? Also, I guess I’m gonna fire up the questionable content laptop (nothing’s ever retained after a restart and the thing itself communicates with the internet via a random exit point not even on the same continent as me) to google ^ that, ’cause the //Master Alarm// light in my brain just kicked in as well 😀
Go to the train station and ask the information desk where the glory hole is so that you can “contribute in Christ’s name.” Dress as a priest.
“Train station” … what am I? A member of the proletariat?
Also, “Ah, that’s what a glory hole is”… given the genuinely horrible shit(including stuff that I personally called the Gardai for) I’ve seen at work… I’m surprisingly non-plussed… Also,I thought those were called cock/fuck holes, hence why I didn’t make the connection
By the way, if the drives are still viable (and preferably are 2.5” ex-laptop drives), you can get some really cheap (but decent) cases for them and reuse them for data backup (ie photos and the like) or other non-critical work. Same goes for mSATA and m2 SSDs for that matter
can we get a video of you thermiting the drive?
Seconded
Probably not, because I’ve been a witness to how good high-functioning autism (courtesy of 4chan) does to identify where a video’s from… even when there’s like nothing to suggest where it’s bloody located
Exhibit A and B:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw9zyxm860Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_ldHq3NzC0
Boooo, but totes understand wishing to remain anonymous
Unfortunately, working in IT has given me a decidedly (un)healthy appreciation for little it takes to pierce the veil of privacy in our day and age… as someone who decided to use my mom’s work e-mail as a spambox noticed (after he told me to fuck off after I politely asked him to stop)…You’d be surprised how easy you can make someone see the light when you systematically change every password for every service he uses (including apple) and start cancelling bank cards, deleting social media … and ordering 1000$’s worth of double-sided glow in the dark dildos to his place of work 😀
Yeah, but what did you do to get back at him?
As I said, cancelling bank cards, nuking his Steam/Origin/Battle.Net accounts, deleting his social accounts, remote-wiping his mobile phone and laptop, the dildos.. wifey persuaded me from doing a quick scattershot of dick pics (though tbh,I wasn’t sure how to source those online) to his entire address book….
Basically, went just short of just pumping his computer full of “encrypted kidde … stuff” (junk data, encrypted repeatedly… but labelled “properly”) or donating some cash to known terrorist fronts (we’ve got a running list of those at work to monitor if someone’s financing those assholes)
I think the Steam/Origin/Battle accounts stuff was uncalled for. Everything else, good to go.
Shouldn’t have been outright insulting to myself or my mom, lol (I have this weird berserk button where if someone messes with my family, I tend to go on a bit of a scorched earth thing)
Plus, if he had access to any of the two disposable e-mail accounts ( guerrillamail.com), he could’ve totally done that, after all – I did properly log in, before migrating everything elsewhere… I even got a 2FA challenge on my mom’s e-mail from Origin too confirming the changes XD)
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John Belushi on The Irish and their mothers:
https://vimeo.com/515964784/29ec9eb1a3
Yikes
https://twitter.com/LASDHQ/status/1364295974961573889
So… any bets on BAC and drug cocktail in his system?
Looking at the accident scene I’ll take the over.
Same, given that he’s a rich celeb in LA… at this point I’d be more surprised that it’s just a mishap than if he was on every drug known to man… and with a trunkfull of dead she-male hookers
bac that would kill most of us and enough fentanyl to knock out an elephant
At 7:12 in the morning? I’m guessing no more than 0.2 or 0.3 BRs.
That’s when they responded to the incident, who knows how long he was pinned in there… also 7AM is about right for sodding off into the sunrise after a questionable one night stand, but not nearly late enough to have the “better partying via chemistry” part of the festivities to leave his system 😀
Have to figure he has an OnStar type system that alerts emergency services of an accident. Assuming it wasn’t destroyed in this accident, because that car is fucked up.
He’d probably have been better served with an ignition lock.
“Ignition locks are for total pussies.”
-Britt Reid, through his court appointed attorney
And better tyres – you’d be surprised how many people in high-performance cars cheap out on the bloody things, which lead to “hilarious” results, ie – a couple of cars ago (an Audi S6..with extras), I got totalled at a stop sign by an asshole in a Vantage that slid hard on the snowy road (despite driving around the speed limit) 😀
New report is that he was golfing with David Spade this morning, so again, I will take the over.
Apparently he sliced another drive into the rough.
“Yeah, Jim, he really Bironas’d that drive”
Look at 2021 going after Tiger the way its big brother 2020 went after Kobe. So adorable!
/puts tasteless paralysis joke on drafts until diagnosis
Elin strikes again!
Update:
Seeing now that he has multiple leg injuries and is currently in surgery
Looking at the accident scene (MSNBC has completely dropped the Senate investigations, because priorities), he seems to have somehow lost control on a slight curve, crossed two lanes, jumped the median while hitting a tree on said median, then kept going over two lanes of oncoming traffic before his car rolled a significant distance up a hill on the wrong side of the road.
Of course, I’m not sure exactly how it happened, but I do enough about accident reconstruction that I can state with reasonable certainty that he was not doing the speed limit.
I missed the total of young children he hit in the course of his “single motor vehicle accident.”
“Please be more than 2”
-B. Reid
FOOTAGE!
NAILED IT
I was counting on you guys for this! You never disappoint me.
BREAKING: Alex Smih has a personality. From GQ interview:
Who knew? Kinda makes me like him a bit more that he was able to overcome (phrasing) so much.
Yep. He seemed to be the most haluma of QBs.
This one’s foar teh Hippo
Must-have companion video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hz1JWzyvv8A&t=21s
No Dubliner cheese?! …THAT IS GODDAMN BLOODY RAYCESSSSSSS AGAINST THE IRISH!!! … seriously, though, if any of you lads see this in a shop – give it a try.. it’s legit good (think mature cheddar mixed with grana)
Give me crusty bread or death! I can go without soft crust or sweet-ish bread beyond eternity.
Buns excluded, of course. Crusty buns are for the desperate.
To: All
Re: EIB Rush
I listen to Dave Ramsey and, probably because he’s a southerner, Dave is a fan of Rush. When he was diagnosed with cancer months back, I recall Dave doing a little tribute to the guy who paved the way for talk radio (whoopie) and his little sidekick for the day just jerking off what a PERFORMER Rush was and, you know “regardless if you agree with all of his opinions” (as we now say about domestic terrorist thought leaders) everyone has to admit to Rush’s contributions to the radio world.
Now, separately, each day (I think) Dave does like a scripture of the day thing where he’ll give a bible quote as well as a kind of modern day take of the statement — for example, the Bible says, “don’t steal” and then like, Mother Teresa says, “we cannot take what it not ours for it hurts the person from which we took.” or whatever). I don’t really pay much attention to anything but the callers so it caught my attention yesterday when, in honor of Rush’s losing to cancer like a fat fucking addict whose too weak to even keep alive, there was only a Rush quote and no corresponding Bible quote.
There is, literally, no agreement to be found between Rush Limbaugh and the Christian Gospel. Not that this will get in the way of evangelicals from claiming their version of hate is in line with the teachings of Jesus but I figured I would just share this story with you. Now, let’s get back to fucking cartoon rabbits!
Racist and assorted bigots deserve to be shit every freakin’ day. Nice share.
Also, I pick Sheba
1) Rush Limbaugh was cancer personified so it’s fitting that it overtook him.
n) Dave Ramsey is a tool
&) The only (ONLY) downside to Limbaugh’s death is that I’ve seen a lot of ‘holy shit Rush was terrible’ takes, and then I get mad, and then I realize they’re not talking about my beloved Canadian prog rock trio, and then it’s okay but it makes for an uncomfortable few seconds.
I know you don’t want to hear this, but Rush was a good band who could have been a GREAT band if they never let Geddy sing.
> There is, literally, no agreement to be found between Rush Limbaugh and the Christian Gospel.
I find it very hard to believe they weren’t able to find a bible passage from Leviticus saying it was okay to fuck children and pairing that with Rush describing one of his “vacations” to Haiti or Thailand or some other pedophile tourism destination.
Like this one!
And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, Avenge the children of Israel of the Midianites … And they warred against the Midianites, as the LORD commanded Moses; and they slew all the males … And the children of Israel took all the women of Midian captives, and their little ones … And Moses was wroth with the officers … And Moses said unto them, Have ye saved all the women alive? … Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves. Numbers 31:1-18
Old Testament God was truly a Party God.
As Patton Oswalt said ‘Any ‘Saw’ fans here? Check out the Old Testament!’
That’s Rush.
/hard slaps all around
DFO (artist’s conception):
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i0GW0Vnr9Yc
So, what someone would get from these comments, and the banner… this Limbaugh guy wasn’t too popular around these parts, was he?
I saw something on twitter that said the person was sorry cancer caught Rush Limbaugh
No, but I’m sure he’s having a nice time up there in Black Lesbian Heaven, where God sent him for two weeks as a fun gag before sending him to regular hell.
/Apologies if this is a recycled joke, but I feel like recycling things is a good way to piss on Rush’s grave.
I would also like a two week visit to Black Lesbian Heaven.
It’s called the CW and they’re hiring… so as long as you can work for peanuts (or less) and can keep down the bile that rises with every fucktarded line … you’re hired !