European Euros Said Knock YEEEEEWWW OUT!

That’s right, fuckos.  It’s nut-cuttin’ time.  Perhaps we shall get extra time and/or pennos to add to the suspense.  It’s been a fun tournament, so hopes are high.

But remember, kids, never ever have hope.

Wales v. Denmark – in Amsterdam (Noon, ESPN)

Emotional favoUrites Denmark get kinda sorta home pitch for this?  Seems an easier trip than from Wales, and what Welshman would want to leave his best sheep behind for such a nervy affair?  Still, this is a very even matchup.  Danes could run out of juice at any moment, though they surely have the best keeper if we’uns level after 120.

Italy v. Austria – in London (3:00, ABC)

Tasty affair, this.  I expected – based on nothing in particular – the Fightin’ Fuhrers to be a dreadful watch.  But they were pretty attack-minded in the group stage.  Sphincters get mighty tight in knockout play, though.  But I wouldn’t count on shutting the Mussolini Men out.  Though I still harboUr my lingering doubts as to their staying power.  Phrasing.  I look forward to your Blitz jokes, which obvs must continue this coming Tuesday.

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