By Popular Demand: College Football Realignment

Welcome to a new series in which I take your post ideas and run with them. Today’s topic: College Football Realignment.

I am nothing if not a people pleaser.  Due to popular demand (yes, Blax is popular!), I am presenting you with my HOT TAEK on college football realignment.

As I was prepping this post, I read about how ESPN can unilaterally end the ACC’s Grant of Rights agreement in February 2025.  This would give Florida State, Miami, and any other ACC team that wants to leave the ability to find greener pastures.   Which will probably happen.

This actually works perfect for my Grand Idea.  Here is how I would do college football realignment:

For the 2024 college football season, there are 130 teams in what is called the Football Bowl Subdivision (FBS), the top tier of college football.  The lower tier is called the Football Championship Subdivision (FCS).

As we all know, these subdivisions are bullshit.

The way I look at it, you can place all the 130 teams and their respective conferences in three different levels.  Before I get to that, let’s review the current conferences that make up the FBS.  

I have combined the Pac 2 and the Independents into one little grouping to make things easier.  It works out to 9 conferences plus that little group. As I mentioned before, it is obvious which teams and conferences are better than others.

My plan creates three levels of competition with promotion and relegation between the three levels.  There are three conferences in each level and conferences are tied to each other through the promotion/relegation process.  The last place team in Level One and Level Two conferences is relegated.  The champion of the Level Two and Level Three conferences is promoted.  The second-to-last place team in each of the Level One and Level Two conferences will play a bowl game against the runner-up of the corresponding Level Two and Level Three conferences to determine who goes to the higher-level conference.

At the Top Level, we have three conferences made up of 19 teams each:

SEC, Presented by ESPN (AKA College Football East)

Big Ten, Presented by FOX (AKA College Football Central)

Big Twelve (AKA College Football West)

The conferences would look like this:

Please note that I have added (highlighted in red) Clemson, Florida State, and Miami from the ACC to the SEC (as will probably happen in 2025 anyway).  I have also added Notre Dame to the Big Ten (about fucking time!).  Finally, I have added Oregon State, Washington State, and San Diego State to the Big 12. San Diego State is in bold because that is a jump in level from their current league.

The second level looks like this:

Please note that the remnants of the ACC are now in the second level.  I have also moved the Liberty Flames (highlighted in red bold) into the Mountain West.  The Mountain West is tied into the Big Twelve for promotion/relegation while the ACC is tied into the Big Ten and the AAC is tied into the SEC.  This, for the most part, works out geographically.

We follow the same process for the third level, which looks like this:

Conference USA is tied to the Mountain West, the MAC is tied to the ACC, and the Sun Belt is tied to the AAC.  Again, for the most part, this works out geographically.   To make things even and more interesting, I have moved Texas State and Arkansas State to CUSA and I am also adding North Dakota State and South Dakota State from FCS.  I have also added Youngstown State from FCS to the MAC and I have moved UConn and UMass into the Sun Belt.

Or UConn and UMass can give up football as they should have done long ago.

You now have a Level One of three conferences with 19 teams each, a Level Two of three conferences with 12 teams each, and a Level Three of two conferences with 13 teams each and one conference with 14.  That is a total of 132 teams. Promotion and relegation moves up and down this table:

Obviously, there is no way you can play each team in the conference.  Each team gets 10 games in the conference (teams rotate year to year based on final standings) plus there are 2 “rivalry” games that can be played against anyone in any conference.  Only conference games count towards conference rankings and playoff consideration. Tie-breakers would be head to head, point differential for common games, and then for all conference games.

The National Championship would be decided in a playoff between the top three teams in the SEC and the Big Ten and the top two teams in the Big 12.  Like the Champions League, teams in the same conference would not play each other in the opening rounds.  Champions and the top-ranked runner up would get home games. Let’s say the rankings finish like this:

  • 1- SEC Champ
  • 2- SEC Runner up
  • 3- Big Ten Champ
  • 4- SEC 3rd place
  • 5- Big Twelve Champ
  • 6- Big Ten runnerup
  • 7- Big Twelve runner up
  • 8- Big Ten 3rd place

In that situation, the matchups would be:

QF1 – SEC Champ hosts Big Ten 3rd place

QF2 – Big Ten Champ hosts Big Twelve runner up

QF3 – Big Twelve Champ hosts SEC 3rd place

QF4 – SEC Runner up hosts Big Ten runner up

Let’s look at possible relegation/promotion scenarios and bowl games after Year 1:

West

Relegated Automatically: Washington State Cougars (Level One to Two), UTSA Roadrunners (Level Two to Three)

Promoted Automatically: Boise State (Level Two to One), Louisiana Tech (Level Three to Two)

Bowl Games: San Diego State v Fresno State (winner to Level 1), New Mexico v New Mexico State (winner to Level 2)

Central

Relegated Automatically: Rutgers Scarlet Knights (Level One to Two), California Golden Bears (Level Two to Three)

Promoted Automatically: NC State Wolfpack (Level Two to One), Eastern Michigan Eagles (Level Three to Two)

Bowl Games: Purdue Boilermakers v Pittsburgh Panthers (winner to Level 1), Boston College Eagles v Eastern Michigan Eagles (winner to Level 2)

East

Relegated Automatically:  Vanderbilt Commodores (Level One to Two), Temple Owls (Level Two to Three)

Promoted Automatically: Memphis Tigers (Level Two to One), Louisiana Ragin’ Cajuns (Level Three to Two)

Bowl Games: Mississippi State v Tulane (winner to Level 1), Rice v Troy (winner to Level 2)

The regular bowl games could still happen, and you could still have conference tie-ins like before.  For example, the #4 team in the SEC could play the #3 team in the Big Twelve.  The #3 team in the ACC could play the #3 team in the Mountain West.  The #3 team in the Sun Belt would play the #3 team in the MAC.  

I think this works.  It gets us out of the false belief that all FBS teams are created equal and it provides interesting competition at the end of the year.  

Your thoughts?

If you have suggestions for future posts, please add them in the comments.

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Horatio Cornblower

This is a quality idea and would actually be a lot of fun, but you have UConn ranked way too high.

WCS

As much as I relish WVU being above Pitt, VT, Syracuse, and Louisville, that just isn’t the reality.

Thanks, though!

SonOfSpam

But in terms on incest, WVU is pretty highly ranked.

King Hippo

Neither Marika nor Gov. Rhodes are happy with their home side’s perfoUrmance today, eh?

King Hippo

(Marika feeling a bit better now)

Mr. Ayo

Gov. Rhodes will be most displeased now.

King Hippo

wouldn’t want to have the night shift in his bauxite mines tonight, for sure

Horatio Cornblower

Arsenal Twitter is reacting reasonably.

Listen, if you can’t beat Porto by 2 at home you may as well drop out now and make a run at the Premier.

Don T

Napoli sleepwalked through the 1st half. Lucky to get a draw at [xtra hammy hand gesturing] Stadio Diego Armando Maradona

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Meghan McCain Tells Kari Lake ‘No Peace, Bitch’ After Lake Reaches Out”

Are we sure Meghan wasn’t saying “no piece, bitch” with reference to her unwillingness to share any of the pie she was holding?

SonOfSpam

May have been like a Kennedy thing where “No peace bitch” is actually German for “Stay away from my jelly donut”

Also, how weird is it that Meghan McCain is…in the right???

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

For the law-talking folks here: the Dr. Mrs. is doing this professional development thing and the presenters are talking about a plaintiff’s attorney that got a 40% haircut on their fees award for “being uncivil”. So basically a 40% asshole tax.

Horatio Cornblower

Who was he (and it was definitely a he) being an asshole too? If it was his client I guess I could see them being given a windfall, but if it was anyone else that’s a weird way to go about it. Where does the fee go?

I actually have some significant questions about this. Sounds like something that could and should have been dealt with by way of a fine.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Upon reflection, all relegation decisions should be decided by bowl games. Bottom X teams play Y games to decide who gets relegated.

Downfield Matriculator

Also, did you skip Duke and force them Blue Devils to play only basketball — or are my eyeballs failing me?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Another note: the Big 12 sucks too much. I’d prefer to see the quality PAC-12 teams reassembled over there rather than shoehorned into the Big 10, which is more of a Central division anyways. Put teams like Kansas and Iowa into that Central division.

Downfield Matriculator

Seems pretty solid overall. Looking at your Big Ten/ACC/MACtion column, it would not take long for Indiana and Maryland to drift down and be replaced by Louisville and . . . let’s say Pitt (or maybe SMU before their next death penalty). Agree with RTD that more relegation/promotion is probably gonna be needed. Then you can work out fixing the timing of signing day and transfer portal crap to occur in some window where it allows folks to make a reasonable decision and then compels 8-9 months of stability so you can hold practice betwen all the NIL photo ops and podcasts or TikToks or whatever the kids are getting paid for these days.

/Retreats to old man cave

Horatio Cornblower

The NCAA is never bringing back the death penalty. If they didn’t do it to Penn State they are never gonna do it again.

2Pack

We have dabbled in this before so it may not be an exactly new post idea, but I’d enjoy – Odd historical events and the impact they still have today. The many great minds in the Clubhouse likely have some very thoughtful examples.

Don T

The Korean War: How George Halas Reached Lowballing Nirvana

2Pack

I think your plan is solid. Would eliminate the power house teams padding their schedule with light weights I think. At the rate things are going, as you point out in a couple places, this may be what the future looks like anyway.

Redshirt

Plus it takes the selfishness out of the equation and focuses on competition. Cincinnati got lucky sneaking into the Big 12 just before their bubble popped, but if it wasn’t for Ohio State not wanting an in-state rival to steal from the recruiting pool, JV Cincy would’ve been in the Big Ten in the late 2000s. At the very least to get a foothold on the SEC territory.

Game Time Decision

There’s no way that this ever happens due to the people in charge of the current structure will nevar give up control over their little fiefdoms

Don T

I’d definitely watch college fitbaw for relegation battles (looking at you, very self-important but middling programs). If implemented this year, by 2029 a relegation scrap will become the first televised player mutiny over coaches.

Redshirt

Varsity Blues: The Bowl Game

Sharkbait

Losers get the whipped cream bikini

Redshirt

…which the coach has to wear when he hands the winning team the trophy. This writes itself!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The “Ah don’t want yer life” Bowl.

scotchnaut

Calgary’s gonna be the host,

To see which female can “Hurry Hard!” the most.

This grips me more than a reeking Stampede pen

Or a passed-out cowboy

scotchnaut

You know, curling is like Chess on ice in that-

One night in Thunder Bay makes a hard woman humble,
Not much between the center guard and the button, sister

Redshirt

“I can feel the thrown rock sliding after me.”

Game Time Decision

This is more knowledge about College football than I have known or have ever cared to know. I can’t image the research that went into this to allow for the 3 conferences and then the 3 levels within each conference.

Bra-fuckig-vo

scotchnaut

I don’t mean to get everyone excited but the glorious curling ladies from Northern Ontario are playing the thundering galoots from Alberta.

LemonJello

Fun Fact: Thundering Galoots is what Eli calls his rain galoshes when it’s “Puddle Stompin’ Time!”

King Hippo

You and Litre ought shame bet this!

Game Time Decision

Like Litre and BC Dick don’t already have moneys on this

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

First: I love it.

Second: Team quality in college football can change *very* quickly. As such, I think we would need a LOT more relegation/promotion. I’m thinking three teams per conference, but I’d be amenable to more.

Third: Rather than assign an extra playoff slot to two of the conference, just leave those two slots as wild-cards and have some bullshit committee decide who they go to. It will add to the drama and also give fans something to whinge about endlessly, which is good for TV ratings.

Doktor Zymm

What happens to the last place team in the third league? Do they lose their accreditation for a year and the university president gets beaten with a wooden spoon?

King Hippo

A public shaming component makes this quite intriguing, perhaps with a “Toilet Bowl” worked into the mix?

Sharkbait

They have to take the following year’s football budget and spend it on Humanities courses and tuition refunds

Horatio Cornblower

Now you’e just being silly.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

No, let’s go extreme and say that the worst two teams have to play for their lives and if they lose the college program gets the death penalty.

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BeefReeferLives

“I like the cut of your jib”
-Pachacuti Inca Yupanqui

Doktor Zymm

I had no idea there were so many teams called the “owls” but not one team called the “owl exterminators”

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scotchnaut

You’ll need to dumb it down a little for me-as a start, could you call the whole process, “The Re-Jiggering”? Thanks.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Oh, sure, he can say it, but when I do I get fired?” – Jon Gruden

King Hippo

NC State wins something of meaningful consequence? Sign my ass up!

blaxabbath

I like everything about this except for the feeling that it’s all just too clean. Too systematic. Too…..fair.

How about we take your existing relegation process and improve it by removing automatic relegation and, instead, put the onus to actually make the relegation/promotion happen is oversaw by a board that will evaluate the teams, records, examples, injuries, histories, rosters, and ‘deservedness’ — who can elect to act/stay on any such related matters for up to five years after the in-discussion season finished.

Then we’ll have a topic for blonde chicks who can speak the sports media cadence to HOT TAEK while looking pretty on tv.

blaxabbath

Oh I’m sorry I wasn’t clear.

I meant, discuss how to properly realign an out of alignment college football.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Makes too much sense to ever happen