Your Tuesday Temptation Island Talk Open Thread

You can tell that 2021 is already a better year than 2020 because TEMPTATION ISLAND is back!!! Yes, it's true that we can have nice things even though we masturbate. Back again as host is the dreamy Mark L. Walberg. That blue shirt matches his eyes. Perfect. The first episode is

AFL Beat 2021 AFLW Week 3

This week, The AFLW is wearing more Indigenous guernseys! Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! So, remember when I said last week that we are starting to see which teams are good and which ones aren't? Well, we had a few upsets this week that showed there may be more contenders than

Sexy Friday, Valentine’s Day Weekend edition

This is the weekend before Valentine's Day. V Day is on Monday, so this is actually the perfect weekend for a sexy weekend getaway with the significant other. In any other year. This year, of course, things are different. However, one can enjoy a full weekend of hot lovin' at

Your Tuesday Internet Talk Open Thread – 20210209

Welcome back! Since Game Time Decision has gracefully offered to take up the weekly comment recap posts that I used to do in Eventual Balls Thoughts, I am taking over the Tuesday Open Threads until BeerGuyRob comes back and Temptation Island finishes. In today's installment, I want to give you

AFL Beat 2021 AFLW Week 2

This week, The AFLW has pride! Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! We are starting to see which teams are good and which ones aren't. Sharp-eyed readers will note that we got some different games from what was on the revised schedule. As you remember, the Giants and Crows had to fly

Instant Non-Hippo Thoughts – Post Superb Owl Edition

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Ye Olde Hippo decided to boycott this year's game for one reason or another. Maybe he knew that Brady would win and he didn't want to be subjected to the never-ending dick-slobbering that would ensue. It's funny because I thought that RTD was the one that was trying to cut

Sexy Friday, Super Bowl Week edition

There is only one game left. And it's this weekend! By request of BeerGuyRob, this week we are featuring NFL sideline reporters in the Sexy Friday lineup! Don't worry, I'm keeping track of all the lovelies you've been posting on the site. They will make an appearance

AFL Beat 2021 AFLW Week 1

This week, The AFLW season got started! Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! We had some upsets, some not-so-upsets, and a lot of bone-crushing action. Let's get right to it! *** Week 1 Recaps Carlton Blues 27 - 33 Collingwood Magpies The Pies got off to a hot start in the first half only for

Sexy Friday, Super Bowl Bye Week edition

There is only one game left. And it's not this weekend. They named a Pro Bowl team but did not have a Pro Bowl game which is another one of the hidden blessings that the pandemic has brought. I'm actually serious about that. There were many good things that came

Your Tuesday Internet Talk Open Thread – 20210126

Game Time Decision has gracefully offered to take up the weekly comment recap posts that I used to do in Eventual Balls Thoughts! In exchange, and in light of the fact that Temptation Island is returning in February and will be airing on Tuesday nights, I will be taking

AFL Beat 2021 AFLW Season Preview

This week... We are previewing the 2021 AFLW season! [gview file="https://www.doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/2021-NAB-AFLW-Competition-Fixture-Guide.pdf"] Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! You may not recognize the competition from last year as there have been numerous changes.  Let's go over them one by one: *** No More Conferences! There are still 14 teams in the competition but they are no longer