Author: blaxabbath

2016 Quotables (Week 11 – Submissions)

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INT. TUESDAY MATINEE MOVIE THEATER  A handful of viewers are individually peppered about the seats in the dark theater as previews for a Star Wars film, a romantic comedy starring Amy Adams, and a remake of Ghostbusters with Legos end. One viewer has been mumbling to himself throughout the previews and snickering at his own comments. He

Down by the Lakeside

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INT. FIRST ENERGY STADIUM PRESS ROOM A group of reporters fill the chairs before an empty speakers table. Members of the Browns press corps are somberly discussing the game and comparing notes for their morning columns  They hush themselves and begin turning on their recording devices and scribbling on their notepads as Browns Coach

Cam Gets His Call

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Operator: Charlottesville Telephone Operator Extension 035115, how may I direct your call?….I see, yes sir, I believe he is expecting you….(Phone Clicks)…Alright, you are connected to the video conference line in Bank of America Stadium's locker room. Cam Newton: Right on time. So I guess the NFL is capable of making a correct call. Commissioner Roger

March of the Ram Man

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We come across a man, our main character, walking across the Eads Bridge. His first name is Chris -- last name unknown and equally unimportant. There is no other Chris around and, as he is about to learn, “our main character” may have technically been a misnomer for, you see,