Far be it from me to curse things while not every NYE hangover is yet even lifted...what am I saying, that is EXACTLY on brand for me. Everything is totally fucking fucked. Eat a dick, 2023. We won't speak any details of the Black Panthers cowardly surrender to The Man. Conduct
Author: King Hippo
Quoth the Ravens SNF Thread
NYE 2022 Sportsball Late Thread
Welcome to the dregs of 2022. Per tradition, Hippo will purposefully fall asleep before any countdown activity, unless the footy stays interesting, Lord knows it will need to outclass Meeechigan pantsing the Bloodeyes earlier. UPDATE - Hippo predicts future not so goodly. To the game! Georgia (-5) v. tOhio State -
NYE 2022 Sportsball Early Thread
Instant Hippo Boxing Day Thoughts – Week 16, 2022 Season/EPL Resumes
Holy cats, this sportsball 3-day weekend is fucking beautiful, ain't it? I watched all of yesterday's NFL trifecta, despite...not really liking any outcomes. Because my fantasy team may be leaving oil like a motherfucker...but 2nd place pays out pretty good. Maybe I would use the funds to make it to DFOcon
Merry Xmas Placeholder/Briefest of Hippo Thoughts
A Brief Tale of Hippo LDBC Survival
Monday Night Week 15 Abortion Thread
Hey, in Mississippi, that thar SOO-PREME COWRT done said 15 weeks is late term. Suck it, libtards! RRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! (+7.5) at Packers (8:15, ESPN/ABC) Isn't it fucking hilarious how THIS fixture, of all fixtures, gets network teevee coverage? One assumes Disney felt safe that this one would be relevant. Oopsie-doodle! Baker Mayfield, 60,000
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 15, 2022 Season
Nightcap of Saturday Sportsballgasm
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14, 2022 Season
Oceans of Darkness Open Night Thread
Although there is no credible sportsball for us to consume tonight, we can relive some most excellent "Leave Britney Alone!" style tears from Ronaldo and his assdick friends, along with the entire, shovel-faced nation of Englen. Harry Fuckface Kane, a legend of chokery. On my way back from the office to