Oceans of Darkness Open Night Thread

Open Threads

King Hippo - December 10, 2022December 10, 2022

Although there is no credible sportsball for us to consume tonight, we can relive some most excellent "Leave Britney Alone!" style tears from Ronaldo and his assdick friends, along with the entire, shovel-faced nation of Englen. Harry Fuckface Kane, a legend of chokery. On my way back from the office to

Wall of Nothingness Saturday Lesser Footy Thread

King Hippo - December 10, 2022December 9, 2022

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Thanks the Good Lord we shall have JV exhibitions and flexed NFL goodness next Saturday. But this weekend? WE SUFFER. My brain also hurts, so this will be brief. Yesterday was pretty great early, with noted sister-fucker Neymar putting the Boiz from Brasil on the board in Extra Time. But alas, they

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Lucky Week 13, 2022 Season

Reflections

King Hippo - December 5, 2022December 4, 2022

I mean, not lucky if you are a Donks supporter. JEEBUS. The saddest part of the early slate? That is as well as Denver is capable of playing, and they lost 10-9 at the death - to Lamar!s backup. Supposedly not a season-ender, but it was a knee owie...so wait and see.

Wrapping Up the JV Playoff Field – Nighty-Night Thread

King Hippo - December 3, 2022December 3, 2022

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Have you enjoyed the bread and circuses of JV NFL 2022? I sure have. My own team was mediocre and schizo, but I am used to that. Twas nice to see U*NC get knowcked down off their "pillars of sand" pedestal, first by Georgia Tech, and then at home by

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 12, 2022 Season

Reflections

King Hippo - November 28, 2022November 27, 2022

Apologies for these being less comprehensive than usual - somedays, my brain just collapses in on itself, and a randomly long nap ensues. Today was one of those days. Talk about self protection, though! I could flip to full coverage of my Donks thanks to their playing in Charlotte - but

Nothing JV NFL Gold Can Stay

DFOing Good

King Hippo - November 26, 2022November 25, 2022

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Sigh. One last rodeo, 2022 regular season. LSU (-10) at Texas A&M (7:00, ESPN) Bayou Tiggers have a chip and a chair for the Playoffs with a win. I guess we will see how much pride Jimbo's Bonefire Cult got. I'd guess "not much" but I am wrong an awful lot. Notre Dame

Early Morning Slave LaboUr and JV NFL Regular Season Finale Thread

King Hippo - November 26, 2022November 26, 2022

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Good morning, one and all. Stuff yourselves full of the footed ball offerings, because it's gonna start tapering off. I am not paying enough attention to specifically preview the Slave LaboUr Cup matchups. But by all means, discuss away. Michigan (+8) at THEEEEE Ohio State (Noon, Fox) I am really nauseated by Fox'

Bills Mafia/F-ck LioUns Game Thread

King Hippo - November 24, 2022

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Hello, I am your substiture teacher, preacher, anything you haaaadddd in mind. I am only #FirstPill in, on this blessed Native American Slaughter Day. But it's windows open weather down Cakalaky Way, the cats are sleeping peacefully, and my house is silent. LET'S FUCKING GO, Y'ALL! Bills (-9.5) at LioUns (12:30,

A$$-Crack of Dawn Lesser Footy/Slave LaboUr Thread

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King Hippo - November 23, 2022

Atlas Lions! Pizza Hut Tablecloths!! WHO YA GOT???

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 11, 2022 Season

Reflections

King Hippo - November 21, 2022November 20, 2022

Look, not every Sunday is going to be rainbows, fireworks, and sunshine. But hey, Week 11 still looked WAY better than the Qatar Lesser Footy squadron. We were gypped out of Snowmaggedon 2022 in WNY, as the Bills "hosted" #ThePauls in Neutral Detroit. Fucking boo. The game was also liquid shit,

Return of the Tweaker Fixture! JV Open Night Thread

King Hippo - November 19, 2022November 17, 2022

Bad news? The 7-ish window is every bit as mediocre as the 3:30 nap window. The good? Finally, a late nighter with some significance and watchability. Tennessee (-21.5) at South Cakalaky (7:00, ESPN) Finally, we get a MATTERS MOAR to preview. Vols are favoUred by way too many points this week. Then

Better Know a Slave LaboUr Cup Participant – Belgium! (and Some JV NFL)

King Hippo - November 19, 2022November 17, 2022

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First, let's have a FUN Slave LaboUr Tidbit - did you NOE that overseers are far more likely than private employers to approve overtime and holiday pay? Turns out 150% of zero remains zero. And 200% of zero? You get it! I ain't nevar told y'all there would be no maths. Golden