Trolling FOAR Auction League Owners Open Thread

Hey it beats Trolling FOAR Cub Scouts ,, amirite?? Speak for yourself, Mister Man! - Marc T., Parts Unknown I am typing this up during the Europa final.  Tis a race between Antonio Conte and the GOOOOOLLLLLLLL! announcer, as to who strokes out first.  Let us hope that Sunday Funday's PSG/Bear Team

Last Day of Lesser Flacco Eight Open Thread

Have you not been watching, on CBS All Access, pirate stream from Krygyzstan, and/or one of your teevee box's espanol channels?  Boy howdy, has you been missing some good Shempions Sheeeeit. The headline story (and the only non-awesome match) was the wheels of the Barca jalopy coming...all...the...way...OFF.  Think separation from the

Shempions League Takes Charge

And then, as if to honoUr the late, great (in terms of hilarity) Herman Cain - there were NINE.  Oh fuck, TEN.  My brain is so beyond borken. Friday was the day everyone looked forward to, as For Realz Man City put Real Cuntfaces of Madrid to the sword.  2-1 away,

Paging Rob Manfred, Galactical Disgrace

Please consult with the infinite wisdom of Chuck D: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wOcOBjB3uU I swear to holy tittyfuck, it's like Manfred's raison d'être is to make The Shield look sane, humane, and competent.  Eat shit, you boot licking motherfucker. In better/Lesser news, our beloved Mighty Whitey survive and advance to face the Bees (nae Moose Hornets)

Looking at the Table – Sabado Lesser Thread

There's really fuckall to do until Most Glorious el beisbol Cardinals start around 2p (banner pic in honoUr, also since it pisses so many off that maybe we can has extra clubhouse participation??).  That's because all the Premiership fixtures are tomorrow morning.  So sad.  Everton's match is on CNBC, which

Looking Forward to Shempions Entropy (and Other Lesser Matters)

The Athletic recently published a long-form discussion of how any of the participants (ok, maybe not the ones who dug deep holes before the 2nd leg of a tie got played - ie, Chelski) could win the abbreviated, neutral-as-WICHITA Shempions format. It got me (and the Clubhouse's other Lesser enthusiasts) thinking

MOAR Lesser Footy Insanity

And huzzah FOAR that, what on earth would we do otherwise? We wake (and presumably bake) with Fronk's Hammers, toiling against the imploding/Hippo believes to be mathematically ded Trash Birds o' Norwich (7:30, NBCSN/Gold).  Bet they still get a draw, because that's just how Moyes' West Ham rolls.  Still, I got

An Imaginary Pretend Man City Tribute…Plus MOAR!

Welcome to July (or Jew-LIE!!!! if from Mississippi), with Lesser Footy now back in full swing.  Most of the fixtures are even watchable now! First, a tribute.  Pretend Man City (2048-49 season) just signed a shit-hot new Keeper, England's #1 at the age of 23.  He's 6'4" and Black Like Me

27 June Lesser Madness Thread

Tis a strange schedule.  You get one Premiership fixture each day, at bizarre times.  Saturday has ONLY the early bird special, which features Euro-curious Wolves away to "just happy to be here" Villa (7:30, NBCSN).  I feel like a lunatic setting me alarms for this.  But I will.  Saints at

First Weekend Back? Derby Days

First off, I wish Everton had already played so I could use Dominic Calvert-Lewin's Black Lives Matter #9 shirt.  But this will have to do.  Full credit to the Premiership for taking on racial justice issues, with remarkable unity and moral clarity.  I am proud to support this League. OF COURSE in