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God Bless Super Frank Lampard

I don’t know what Lampard told his Very Disappointing Everton charges at the half. I just know it WORKED, even though I had succumbed to…

Please to keep your hands inside the car at all times. You don’t want to acquire the nickname “Stumpy.” (this opener accompanied a winner,…

I don’t really pay much attention to iced footy, but even I am aware there are thre Games Seven tonight. I am certain everyone…

No Prem matches today. Fookin’ seriously – NONE. There is a Cup final at Wembley, but I ain’t got no time for that. You…

As a believer (at least 9 days out of 10), this article – while 100% unsurprising – hurts me to the core. But Jesus…

As it turns out, Villa manager (and ex-Redshite “legend”) Steven Gerrard didn’t let Team White Lives Matter win, just to fuck over my Toffees. …

I am writing this on Thursday, 5 May – since I will be away from my ‘puter almost all of Friday. Thank fuck Everton…

I can’t bring myself to care about the minutae of Denver’s 5th and 6th round stuff. They ain’t draft the puinnter out of JV…

Oh man, such a contrast between watching the machinations of my two great loves. Donks WOO!!! draft following is just plain, relaxing fun. I…

As I was watching today’s fixtures (trying to savoUr since there is NO FOOTY tomorrow), I came up with another of my good goddamned…