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Praise, Thanks, and Apology to Slippy G Night Thread

As it turns out, Villa manager (and ex-Redshite “legend”) Steven Gerrard didn’t let Team White Lives Matter win, just to fuck over my Toffees. …

I am writing this on Thursday, 5 May – since I will be away from my ‘puter almost all of Friday. Thank fuck Everton…

I can’t bring myself to care about the minutae of Denver’s 5th and 6th round stuff. They ain’t draft the puinnter out of JV…

Oh man, such a contrast between watching the machinations of my two great loves. Donks WOO!!! draft following is just plain, relaxing fun. I…

As I was watching today’s fixtures (trying to savoUr since there is NO FOOTY tomorrow), I came up with another of my good goddamned…

I apologize in advance for tomorrow. I will go missing all day, and there will be no Derby of Ultimate Despair live blog. Because I…

Please to keep your hands inside the car at all times. You don’t want to acquire the nickname “Stumpy.” (this opener accompanied a winner,…

Seriously, am I really gonna have to watch the Zombie USFL? This is what happens when you are a lazy piece of shit and…

This is the part of the Lesser schedule when the cup ties start flying fast and furious, and with MOAR at stake. You saw…

In case you aren’t depressed enough already, read this. Fucking Rooskies, man. There’s not much one can do, though. Nuke them, and the world…