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Saturday “All Aboard the Sinking Ship” Morning Thread

I apologize in advance for tomorrow. I will go missing all day, and there will be no Derby of Ultimate Despair live blog. Because I…

Please to keep your hands inside the car at all times. You don’t want to acquire the nickname “Stumpy.” (this opener accompanied a winner,…

Seriously, am I really gonna have to watch the Zombie USFL? This is what happens when you are a lazy piece of shit and…

This is the part of the Lesser schedule when the cup ties start flying fast and furious, and with MOAR at stake. You saw…

In case you aren’t depressed enough already, read this. Fucking Rooskies, man. There’s not much one can do, though. Nuke them, and the world…

Please to keep your hands inside the car at all times. You don’t want to acquire the nickname “Stumpy.” As during mid-week’s torture session,…

As you may have heard, Everton are in a scrap for their very survival. Our heart, soul, and pride have already been rendered like…

As we get ready for the goriest autumnal FITBAW ORGY EVAR, it’s time to bury the dross. I am giving up on both MLB…

Are you ready for some desert football? Because you’ll soon be getting it. Before all that, a reminder that the Prem is back this…

I now remember how/why/how much I hate basketball. But, I have imaginarium obligations, so the games are below. I have added a picture of…