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Welcome BACK To Hippo’s Nightmare Live Blogging
Please to keep your hands inside the car at all times. You don’t want to acquire the nickname “Stumpy.” As during mid-week’s torture session,…
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Welcome to Hippo’s Nightmare Live Blogging
As you may have heard, Everton are in a scrap for their very survival. Our heart, soul, and pride have already been rendered like…
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Abandoning Non-Footy Saturday Night Thread
As we get ready for the goriest autumnal FITBAW ORGY EVAR, it’s time to bury the dross. I am giving up on both MLB…
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Spare Us The Qatar! – World Cup Draw Roundtable
Are you ready for some desert football? Because you’ll soon be getting it. Before all that, a reminder that the Prem is back this…
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2022 Post-Plague “Madness Can Go Screw” Flacco Eight Sunday Thread
I now remember how/why/how much I hate basketball. But, I have imaginarium obligations, so the games are below. I have added a picture of…
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2022 Post-Plague “Madness Can Go Screw” Flacco Eight Thread
I now remember how/why/how much I hate basketball. But, I have imaginarium obligations, so the games are below. I have added a picture of…
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Saturday Morning Nihilism – The Kyiv Mule
Ya Lebowski, we believe een na-shing!! – so says this late March morning during a stupid international break. So, without stealing any of Sharky’s thunder…
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2022 Post-Plague Madness – Octavos de Final Thread Numero Dos
Night two, and you get to scan the following bullshit before turning your eyes towards the sexy thread. 15E St. Peter’s (+12.5) v. 3E…
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2022 Post-Plague Madness – Octavos de Final Thread Numero Uno
Thanks so much to TUDN for teaching me that descriptor for the Round of Sixteen. Because it’s not goddamned SWEET with Duke and especially U*NC…
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Saturday Night and Hoopsball Grows Tiresome
I will not invite you to touch my monkey, though. Here are your late fixtures: 12MW Richmond (+3.5) v. 4MW Providence (6:10, TNT) Friar…