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Baltimore Roll Call Nighty-Night Thread

OK, kids. It’s getting down to nut-cuttin’ time, who’s in for 15-17 July in the Charm City? Imaginarium HQ (ie, Hotel) – TBD Probables…

Really, my brain is running out of nonsense. I ain’t think that was EVAR possible. We need MOAR SPORTSBALL and we need it right soon.…

No, this isn’t like signing up for one’s week in the barrel. I am not much of a planner, but I wanted to take…

As you all know, I really hate leaving the house. But the thought of an international flight REALLY seems like a dealbreaker to this…

Eddie Rabbit should have done this as a sequel, you know. That is one of the earliest songs I recall from childhood, but I…

I should be grateful we only had two absolute hellfire hot days this week. It’s The South, things will only get worse. But fuck…

We’ve only just beguuuunnnn…. Thoughts? I have a few. Robins Hood came good (PHRASING), and will join the Premiership. Next season might be the…

No, this won’t be a regular feature. I am too scatterbrained to commit to finishing anything. But as a young Hippo, through various political…

Will the thread title summon Wakezilla?? And no, I don’t mean today’s Massive-Cuntoff. I won’t be watching that, though I must wish Don Carlo well…

Look, I don’t care about the #IceBFIB. Nor the Swampass On Ice! series. So, bear with me. I daydreamed about this topic (Friday nap time), and…