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Saturday De-Motivational and Lesser Roll Call
The best you can hope for is to die in your sleep. – Kenny Rogers, 20th century American poet I thought. I would. Be…
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The Legend of (Pretend) Bernard Gilkey – Day and Night Open Thread
No doubt you remember the original. #BFIB regular, excellent defender in LF (before such was really appreciated, sadly), well-rounded offensive profile. A few Hollywood…
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Baltimore Roll Call Nighty-Night Thread
OK, kids. It’s getting down to nut-cuttin’ time, who’s in for 15-17 July in the Charm City? Imaginarium HQ (ie, Hotel) – TBD Probables…
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Another Lousy Idea For Lousy June and Lousy 2022
Really, my brain is running out of nonsense. I ain’t think that was EVAR possible. We need MOAR SPORTSBALL and we need it right soon.…
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BOTG Seems Very Likely – Sign-Up Sheet Nightly Thread
No, this isn’t like signing up for one’s week in the barrel. I am not much of a planner, but I wanted to take…
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BOTG Opportunity? Frank Lampard’s Everton in the Charm CIty
As you all know, I really hate leaving the house. But the thought of an international flight REALLY seems like a dealbreaker to this…
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Nobody Loves a Muggy Night (Thread)
Eddie Rabbit should have done this as a sequel, you know. That is one of the earliest songs I recall from childhood, but I…
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June – The Plate Full of Poo (Morning Thread)
I should be grateful we only had two absolute hellfire hot days this week. It’s The South, things will only get worse. But fuck…
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Memorial Day Carpentering
We’ve only just beguuuunnnn…. Thoughts? I have a few. Robins Hood came good (PHRASING), and will join the Premiership. Next season might be the…
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Saturday Night Review – HBO’s “George Carlin’s American Dream”
No, this won’t be a regular feature. I am too scatterbrained to commit to finishing anything. But as a young Hippo, through various political…