I went by the office on Tuesday morning, to print some shit and sign my privilege license (practicing law, it's well complex, eh?). On my way out, I saw this storefront, and it spoke to me on multiple levels. No, I am not trying to riot shame, since everyone is 100% right
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Brandon Perna Kicks All The Derierre
Please, just watch/listen to this in full. We really need him in Most Glorious Commentist Party! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yGH7iE1Yvc Perhaps the most important takeaway...LISTEN. Just fucking listen to other humans when they are expressing real needs and concerns. Also, my esteem for badass Donks safety Justin Simmons somehow went even higher. Kraut and Imaginary Footy
Lesser Footy – Now MOAR Than EVAR
Yes, the action is a bit NFL Pre-season-y. But you remember Augusts, back in the pre-zombie apocalypse times? Fucking A right you watched the shit out of your favourite side's 4th and 5th stringers. Because to not have sportsball on the teevee box? Fundamentally un-American. Even more so than having a fascist
Lesser Footy May Day – How Many tWBS’s Shall There Be?
Yes, those lovable, cuddly Krauts are in full swing on FS1 and assorted sister channels. Dortmund/Wolfsburg and Borussia Unpronounceable/Aspirin FC highlight the 9:30 slate. Bayern (the side you've heard of) gets Eintracht Frankfurt at 12:30, and should be ok viewing. Except...the play has been choppy after the long, weird break.
Most Glorious Return and Regerts FOAR 2028-29
Slight Emergence Into Reality – Saturday Open Thread
Another Lesser-Free Sabado
Yes, I am still in mah bunker playing Football Manager. First 5 seasons of my reign resulted in finishing 8th, 7th, 6th, 8th (but won Europa League), 5th (PLUS won Shempions League B). The last Continental triumph culminated in a 2-1 win over Real Fucking Madrid. What a simulated life, this. Bramley Moore
Update From Unabomber Shack Open Thread
The Depths of Insanity Saturday
Oh, have you not been playing Football Manager 2020 with the intensity and the involuntary spasming of a prime crickhead? PLEBIANS. I am as terrible at this as I am GAMBLOR. PLEASE SEND OPIATES. Anyway, the Central European paradise that is unquestionably Belarus still rules our sportsball desert world. You get a
All Belarus, All The Time Lesser Footy Open Thread
Dudes, it's all Belarus' world now, we just livin' in it. All of the various second and third world-ish football associations might be late to the cancellation party - but even Brasil state torneos and Ukraine have gone dark now. The only thing remotely approaching first division footy? The Belarus Premier
Welcome to Living Purgatory Open Thread
Finally, the Premiership came to its senses (and the EFL), joining UEFA competition in hitting the pause button for at least three weeks. Everyone knows it will 99.99% likely last much longer than that. Heck, I'd say it's 80/20 likely that even this summer's European Euros are not happening. My humble recommendation
Bonus February Lesser Footy Open Thread
Leap Years can get right fucked. Let's be clear about that. This photo makes me smile, remembering when I looked upon politics with something other than existential dread. Plus...KITTY!! I did indeed wear this shirt to vote last night. Also, I either ate something not-too-good, or dealt with a stomach bug