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Better Than You, Swarthie: Argentina Preview – Copa América 2020 (In 2021!)
Some Hispanic folks will try to out-white anyone by pointing to European lineage, paleness, or micropenis. The President of Argentina volunteered anecdotal evidence. Last…
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Brandon Perna Kicks All The Derierre
Please, just watch/listen to this in full. We really need him in Most Glorious Commentist Party! Perhaps the most important takeaway…LISTEN. Just fucking listen…
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White Men Deserve a Break
Happy Fourth of July. During lunch at work, I came across Roland Merullo’s “In Defense of The White Male”, published in the Boston Globe…