I'm not even going to put effort into thinking up a clever title for this post because I am so fucking HYPED for this game. It's being made by Blizzard, the studio in charge of a few minor game franchises over the past years like Starcraft, Diablo, World of Warcraft, etc. In classic
Author: MikeWallaceAndGromit
Selfieman
"Come on man, do it." "No, I don't want to." "What, are you SCARED?!" "No! I just...don't want to do it!" "You'll never have a chance at starting in the NFL unless you do it! Everybody does it!" "Unless you blow out your knee you mean...." "Whatever." "OK FINE!! I'm not scared!" Zach Mettenberger enters the Tennessee Titans'
I Guarantee Green Bay Stays Undefeated this Week
Dean Blandino Consults the Orb of Officiating
[Dean Blandino, High Priest of the Flag God, addresses his flock of Beergh worshipers deep below NFL Headquarters] Brothers, I would like to honor one of our number today. On Sunday, Acolyte Coleman had the wisdom to consult with our holy seers during his officiating of the Bears vs. Lions game. After
[DFOnline] Aaron Hernandez Simulator
The haggard prison warden raised his head as the guard approached his desk. "Sir? We managed to find this outside the perimeter fence. It seems to have fallen out of his pocket. We're...we're still working on how he got the cell phone inside and then managed to escape." Prison Architect is a management simulation
A Sacrifice Must be Made
[Trouble is brewing in the Temple of Tripping. High Priest Blandino calls an emergency meeting of the Cult of Beergh.] Quiet Brothers, please, quiet. The dark circumstances that bring us together today cannot be ignored, but we must first pay homage to Beergh, God of Flags, Lord of Penalties. Hail Beergh! HAIL
FLAGS FOR THE FLAG GOD
[Deep beneath 345 Park Avenue, carved from the bedrock a millennium ago, lurks a dark and sinister temple. Within its smoky, yellow fabric draped halls corrupted men of modern society gather to pay service to an ancient being of forfeiture and punishment. High Priest Blandino, a flag adorned skull atop his head,
[DFOnline] Hexy Saturday
Following Sexy Friday, I hereby dub today Hexy Saturday. I know we've got some puzzle enthusiasts here at DFO, so this brain buster is right up that digital alley. Hexcells Infinite is the PED super-boosted cousin of Minesweeper. This ain't Eli's color-by-numbers. It has a relatively simple concept, find all the
