Dark Deeds Merit Dark Rewards

MikeWallaceAndGromit - December 8, 2015December 8, 2015

December 6th, 2015 New Orleans, Louisiana Hours had past since the one loss Carolina Panthers continued their impressive season with a win over the New Orleans Saints. The Saints locker room, cleared of players, staff, and reporters, sat in darkness. Even the janitors had long since departed home to the comfort of their families

[DFOnline] Falloutsanding?

MikeWallaceAndGromit - December 5, 2015December 5, 2015

Just a short post to facilitate some discussion. Now that our resident vidja gamers have had a chance to roam the wastes of a post-apocalyptic Boston in Fallout 4, how is it? How early into the game do you discover the apocalypse started when the Patriots actually did go 19-0? On

[DFOnline] Overwatch

MikeWallaceAndGromit - November 7, 2015

I'm not even going to put effort into thinking up a clever title for this post because I am so fucking HYPED for this game. It's being made by Blizzard, the studio in charge of a few minor game franchises over the past years like Starcraft, Diablo, World of Warcraft, etc. In classic

Selfieman

MikeWallaceAndGromit - October 31, 2015October 31, 2015

"Come on man, do it." "No, I don't want to." "What, are you SCARED?!" "No! I just...don't want to do it!" "You'll never have a chance at starting in the NFL unless you do it! Everybody does it!" "Unless you blow out your knee you mean...." "Whatever." "OK FINE!! I'm not scared!" Zach Mettenberger enters the Tennessee Titans'

I Guarantee Green Bay Stays Undefeated this Week

MikeWallaceAndGromit - October 24, 2015

My team is the greatest! What's that? They're on bye? Oh. How about a little mid-season update on them then? The Packers are 6-0 and have the best record in the NFC. Green Bay has started a season 6-0 seven previous times, with the first six times bringing a World Championship. You'll notice

Dean Blandino Consults the Orb of Officiating

MikeWallaceAndGromit - October 20, 2015October 20, 2015

[Dean Blandino, High Priest of the Flag God, addresses his flock of Beergh worshipers deep below NFL Headquarters] Brothers, I would like to honor one of our number today. On Sunday, Acolyte Coleman had the wisdom to consult with our holy seers during his officiating of the Bears vs. Lions game. After

[DFOnline] Aaron Hernandez Simulator

MikeWallaceAndGromit - October 10, 2015October 10, 2015

The haggard prison warden raised his head as the guard approached his desk. "Sir? We managed to find this outside the perimeter fence. It seems to have fallen out of his pocket. We're...we're still working on how he got the cell phone inside and then managed to escape." Prison Architect is a management simulation

A Sacrifice Must be Made

MikeWallaceAndGromit - October 7, 2015October 7, 2015

[Trouble is brewing in the Temple of Tripping. High Priest Blandino calls an emergency meeting of the Cult of Beergh.] Quiet Brothers, please, quiet. The dark circumstances that bring us together today cannot be ignored, but we must first pay homage to Beergh, God of Flags, Lord of Penalties. Hail Beergh! HAIL

FLAGS FOR THE FLAG GOD

MikeWallaceAndGromit - October 1, 2015October 6, 2015

[Deep beneath 345 Park Avenue, carved from the bedrock a millennium ago, lurks a dark and sinister temple. Within its smoky, yellow fabric draped halls corrupted men of modern society gather to pay service to an ancient being of forfeiture and punishment. High Priest Blandino, a flag adorned skull atop his head,