Author: Senor Weaselo

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo, Also Doubling as Your Jets At the Bye Post

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Four plays. That's how long it took for the reminder that we can't have nice things. Aaron Rodgers? Ha, that's nice. Say hello to the MetLife Turf Monster. It's presumably an Achilles, though for some reason Rodgers says he'll be okay and will come back at the end of the

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Let him go, let him go, God bless him.

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No news or anything tonight, watch the ALCS or hockey, or Game 4 of the WNBA Finals. Or the Marble League, Qualifiers and Event 1 are up. Here at DFO, we take care of our cars, even if we're not a car blog, except for the first part of Sexy Friday

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: RAINPOCALYPSE ’23

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If you hadn't heard, it rained last weekend in the city. And the entire East Coast. I guess Project Arcturus is finally up and running, though the Queensboro Bridge is still upright. (Nobody calls it by its current official name, the Ed Koch Bridge. You know who else wouldn't call

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Standard-Fare Chicanery

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We now take you to "Senor Weaselo Makes Bad Fantasy Football Choices," already in progress. De'Von Achane was a great depth pickup for later on in the season and his projected "rest of season" points were higher than my previous RB. I just did not foresee that all of those points

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Week 1 Thoughts

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ftdu8yrKOw This has concluded my Week 1 thoughts. But did I or did I not mention the Tom Tupa reference pregame? I messaged my friend who is a Bills fan, shocked that the Jets won this game, because you'd expect the score to have been roughly the same as the Giants

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: ‘Twas the Night Before Football…

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'Twas the night before football,And all through the site… I'm gonna not start that, or else I'm gonna spend my work hours trying to craft a poem instead of *checks notes* string quartet transcriptions while on-call for tutoring. But the rosters are locked in, and tomorrow's the Chiefs and the Lions.

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: We’re Almost There!

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Eight days to Opening Night! It's a little strange that the last preseason week now gives almost two weeks before the season starts, because I guess isn't the season still an extra week between preseason, season, and postseason. The important things: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnSccAokV3c First off, whoever titled this deserves shame and ridicule for

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo Presents the [Door Flies Open] 2023 Guide to Fantasy Football Names!

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Long-winded? Yes. Self-explanatory? Also yes. Will I still explain it? Third yes. Welcome to a longstanding tradition passed down the years through various websites that we have cared to frequent. It's your guide to fantasy football names! I'm your host, Senor Weaselo. A good fantasy football team name has many things. Humor,

From Darkness Retreat to Bright Lights: Your 2023 Jets Preview

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"The Jets do not play football. Football just sort of happens to them." -Jon Bois It's one of the great ironies that the team responsible for arguably the most influential game in NFL history has followed it up by being among the class of the NFL—wait, sorry, there was a smudge—among