Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Live By the Stream, Die By the Stream

Senor Weaselo - September 20, 2023September 20, 2023

I start us off with this, from the tWBS Memorial League. Thanks to having the last pick in the draft, I had 1st waiver priority and held onto it after the Week 1 slate. And what did I spend it on? This: I streamed the Giants defense, which would have been

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Week 1 Thoughts

Senor Weaselo - September 13, 2023September 13, 2023

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ftdu8yrKOw This has concluded my Week 1 thoughts. But did I or did I not mention the Tom Tupa reference pregame? I messaged my friend who is a Bills fan, shocked that the Jets won this game, because you'd expect the score to have been roughly the same as the Giants

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: ‘Twas the Night Before Football…

Senor Weaselo - September 6, 2023September 6, 2023

'Twas the night before football,And all through the site… I'm gonna not start that, or else I'm gonna spend my work hours trying to craft a poem instead of *checks notes* string quartet transcriptions while on-call for tutoring. But the rosters are locked in, and tomorrow's the Chiefs and the Lions.

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: We’re Almost There!

Senor Weaselo - August 30, 2023August 30, 2023

Eight days to Opening Night! It's a little strange that the last preseason week now gives almost two weeks before the season starts, because I guess isn't the season still an extra week between preseason, season, and postseason. The important things: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnSccAokV3c First off, whoever titled this deserves shame and ridicule for

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo Presents the [Door Flies Open] 2023 Guide to Fantasy Football Names!

Senor Weaselo - August 23, 2023August 23, 2023

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Long-winded? Yes. Self-explanatory? Also yes. Will I still explain it? Third yes. Welcome to a longstanding tradition passed down the years through various websites that we have cared to frequent. It's your guide to fantasy football names! I'm your host, Senor Weaselo. A good fantasy football team name has many things. Humor,

From Darkness Retreat to Bright Lights: Your 2023 Jets Preview

Senor Weaselo - August 23, 2023August 23, 2023

"The Jets do not play football. Football just sort of happens to them." -Jon Bois It's one of the great ironies that the team responsible for arguably the most influential game in NFL history has followed it up by being among the class of the NFL—wait, sorry, there was a smudge—among

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Severed Links

Senor Weaselo - August 9, 2023August 9, 2023

I didn't think I'd have to do this again, so soon. But I do, and… I won't be able to again, and I have the space and the airtime. For those not in the loop, my remaining grandmother, on my mother's side, passed away early Tuesday morning (just after midnight). I'd

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: “This is a Woodlawn-bound 4 Train.”

Senor Weaselo - August 2, 2023August 2, 2023

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwZdDyH9LLc Ah, yes, summer in the big city. The subway stations are oppressively hot (dear god, Herald Square in summer), the Mister Softee trucks have been pushed out by bootlegs (like New York Soft Serve), and the Canada wildfire smoke has (mostly) subsided! We hope. It's that time, because they don't yearly

Wumbo Wednesday: We Has Camp Notes!

Senor Weaselo - July 26, 2023July 26, 2023

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Ah yes, summer camp, the wonderful fun of doing… whatever arts and crafts shit, I don't know what goes on at most sleepaway camps. The only sleepaway camp I went to was music camp, and though we had a good time it's not nearly as fun as the "one time

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: We Kinda Made It!

Senor Weaselo - July 19, 2023July 19, 2023

Yesterday nine teams' rookies reported to training camp. And today the Jets have fully opened up camp, as they're playing in the Hall of Fame Game. There's football actually on the horizon! The important stuff: -Steelers, Alex Highsmith agree to 4 year, $68M extension. -He ain't cause he's not: Denzel Mims no

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The True Nadir

Senor Weaselo - July 12, 2023July 12, 2023

Well, for anyone who watched, that was a bit of an eh game at least in the middle innings. The 8th and 9th were interesting though. For anyone who didn't, the NL beat the AL 3-2 in the All-Star Game in Seattle last night on the strength of an 8th

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Looming Nadir

Senor Weaselo - July 5, 2023July 5, 2023

I was gonna do something like rate the Sousa marches, but there are a lot of Sousa marches. So I'm gonna not do that, considering it would have ended in some sort of joke about the piccolo solo in the last time of "The Stars and Stripes Forever" after the