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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Aww, Screw It
It is, at this point, a running joke that I am notoriously unlucky with my cars’ tires. Yes, cars as in plural. Like that…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Monastery
So, Senorita Weaselo and I were upstate this past weekend.
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Things That Suck
No, this is not a precursor to Sexy Friday. It’s just been a rough week and a half. Hence, things annoyed me, and those…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: There’s Football This Month!
Bastardization football, but it counts! Legally! It is an exhibition NFL game (the Hall of Fame Game) on the 31st! Anyways, we’re still in…
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Wumbo Wednesday: About Last Night
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA suck it Cuomo. The real swaggy (presumptive heavy favorite for) mayor is a-comin’.
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“We’ve Been Doing This For How Long?” Your 10th Anniversary Commemorative Open Thread
A little birdie on the street (okay, it was Rikki) confirmed that today was the 10th anniversary of the site. So, with that, I’m…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: A Lot of Driving
I am currently teaching students and being very swamped. I have been on the road a LOT. Driving from Brooklyn to Hartford and back,…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine: Season F recap
Once again we look into the depths of the madness that is… the dice baseball league I joined last fall, which somehow manages to…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: It’s Raining and Everything Sucks Edition
Namely, fuck Reggie for eternity, and fuck Halle for eternity. And fuck Trae Young, because why not?