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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine: Set the Table (for the last series of the season)
Hey, look at that, I’m not about to collectively murder my diceball team this week! Winning 5 of 7 and two straight series will…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: It’s Draftmas Eve!
You know what that means… we’re only a day away from not having to hear about any more bullshit mock drafts and people wanking…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Not Much of a Spring Break, Eh?
Gig yesterday (that nearly murdered my kidneys, three straight hours on stage and I had to ask if I could go off before I…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Hang On, We’re Doing Clave Rhythms in Class
So my dicking around writing time is being interrupted by actually having to do my job. The nerve! Well, it could be worse I…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Everybody’s Getting Married Before Passover (2025 Edition)
Which is great for me because it keeps me properly employed so I can do things like pay for stuff. Not taxes, I did…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: And Now, Senor Curses Out ANOTHER One of His Teams. Or, Actually, All of Them.
Quick! Only one 1 or 2 seed did not make the Sweet 16. Guess who?
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Praise
To whom, or Whom? Doesn’t particularly matter. Fuck it, Hail Science.
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Not Yet.
I looked at my grandparents’ pictures last night. The ones in the china cabinet. And for once, I spoke back. Not yet. For there…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nothing As Fun This Week
Yeah, sorry. Not feeling it today. Nocturnes lost a heartbreaker last night (Claude Sellers went 7 2/3 shutout, then double-single-IBB, walk on a 16,…