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  • Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The 10/8/25 one

    Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The 10/8/25 one

    October 8, 2025

    Which is to say I’ve a dozen diatribes and no time to actually rant them. The nice thing about going back to Senorita Weaselo’s…

  • Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Just Fade Everyone

    Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Just Fade Everyone

    October 1, 2025

    The Jets are bad. The less can be said about them the better. Their bye post will be in a Wumbo post and more…

  • Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: So Did the World End Yet?

    Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: So Did the World End Yet?

    September 24, 2025

    …No? Damn it, well why the fuck not? Guess nobody’s holy enough to get Raptured. I mean yeah, we’re still here but that was…

  • Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine: This Year’s Team Might Not Suck! (And a brief Marble Not-League Rolldown)

    Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine: This Year’s Team Might Not Suck! (And a brief Marble Not-League Rolldown)

    September 17, 2025

    So that’s a nice thing. Through 2/5 of the season, tied for the division lead at 7-5. Because almost everyone else is 6-6, because…

  • Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: A Brief 2025 Marble League Rolldown

    Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: A Brief 2025 Marble League Rolldown

    September 10, 2025

    HOLY SHIT THE KOBALTS! I mean seriously, holy fucking shit.

  • Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Football Tomorrow, Ens***tification Now (I Don’t Know What Sort of Things Ding the Censors)

    Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Football Tomorrow, Ens***tification Now (I Don’t Know What Sort of Things Ding the Censors)

    September 3, 2025

    Like, of the regular season variety! That counts for something! So, there’s news! Like, football news!

  • Wumbo Wednesday Presents the 2025 [Door Flies Open] Fantasy Football Name Guide

    Wumbo Wednesday Presents the 2025 [Door Flies Open] Fantasy Football Name Guide

    August 27, 2025

    A tradition like any other, that we took from those who came before. This is, of course, a non-exhaustive list, as it’s just stuff…

  • Your 2025 Jets Preseason Post, presented by Wumbo Wednesday

    Your 2025 Jets Preseason Post, presented by Wumbo Wednesday

    August 20, 2025

    The Jets don’t deserve their own post.

  • Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: I’m Tired

    Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: I’m Tired

    August 13, 2025

    I’d make this past weekend’s “Someone you know and tolerate played the national anthem at a minor league baseball game and all we got…

  • Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Back to Work

    Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Back to Work

    August 6, 2025

    Which is to say, I spent the last three weeks running around for personal rather than business reasons, but we’re back to work this…

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