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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: In the Bleak Midwinter

When the thunder rumbles, Now the age of Gold is dead. And the dreams we’ve clung to, trying to stay young, Have left us…

Which is to say there are some days where I feel like I teach at Greendale. Days where nobody shows up to class are…

Which is to say, nothing disappoints, frustrates, and infuriates me (in that order) than nobody coming to class for the first 40 minutes. It’s…

I am writing this sentence at 11:34 AM DFO Standard time (or 12:34 local), midway through the basic strings class I teach on Mondays…

It’s been a bit windy. And by “a bit,” I mean holy shit it’s felt like non-stop wind for the last, like, 2-3 weeks.…

Well they won their obligatory game for Nick Mangold (RIP). So with that and the anonymity of not 0-17 locked up, the 1-7 Jets…

This may be my last Wumbo column before we’re inevitably nuked from orbit, just to be safe. It’s the only way to prevent New…

I actually watched the Jets for the first time in some time last week. This was a poor choice and I regret it immensely.…