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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The One Where We Don’t Cover Football
I actually watched the Jets for the first time in some time last week. This was a poor choice and I regret it immensely.…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The 10/8/25 one
Which is to say I’ve a dozen diatribes and no time to actually rant them. The nice thing about going back to Senorita Weaselo’s…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Just Fade Everyone
The Jets are bad. The less can be said about them the better. Their bye post will be in a Wumbo post and more…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: So Did the World End Yet?
…No? Damn it, well why the fuck not? Guess nobody’s holy enough to get Raptured. I mean yeah, we’re still here but that was…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine: This Year’s Team Might Not Suck! (And a brief Marble Not-League Rolldown)
So that’s a nice thing. Through 2/5 of the season, tied for the division lead at 7-5. Because almost everyone else is 6-6, because…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: A Brief 2025 Marble League Rolldown
HOLY SHIT THE KOBALTS! I mean seriously, holy fucking shit.
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Football Tomorrow, Ens***tification Now (I Don’t Know What Sort of Things Ding the Censors)
Like, of the regular season variety! That counts for something! So, there’s news! Like, football news!
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Wumbo Wednesday Presents the 2025 [Door Flies Open] Fantasy Football Name Guide
A tradition like any other, that we took from those who came before. This is, of course, a non-exhaustive list, as it’s just stuff…
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