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  • Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: In November’s Gusty Gale…

    Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: In November’s Gusty Gale…

    November 12, 2025

    It’s been a bit windy. And by “a bit,” I mean holy shit it’s felt like non-stop wind for the last, like, 2-3 weeks.…

  • Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Jets at the Bye/Trade Deadline

    Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Jets at the Bye/Trade Deadline

    November 5, 2025

    Well they won their obligatory game for Nick Mangold (RIP). So with that and the anonymity of not 0-17 locked up, the 1-7 Jets…

  • Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Pre-NYC Election One

    Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Pre-NYC Election One

    October 29, 2025

    This may be my last Wumbo column before we’re inevitably nuked from orbit, just to be safe. It’s the only way to prevent New…

  • Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Art of Jets

    Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Art of Jets

    October 22, 2025

  • Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The One Where We Don’t Cover Football

    Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The One Where We Don’t Cover Football

    October 15, 2025

    I actually watched the Jets for the first time in some time last week. This was a poor choice and I regret it immensely.…

  • Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The 10/8/25 one

    Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The 10/8/25 one

    October 8, 2025

    Which is to say I’ve a dozen diatribes and no time to actually rant them. The nice thing about going back to Senorita Weaselo’s…

  • Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Just Fade Everyone

    Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Just Fade Everyone

    October 1, 2025

    The Jets are bad. The less can be said about them the better. Their bye post will be in a Wumbo post and more…

  • Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: So Did the World End Yet?

    Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: So Did the World End Yet?

    September 24, 2025

    …No? Damn it, well why the fuck not? Guess nobody’s holy enough to get Raptured. I mean yeah, we’re still here but that was…

  • Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine: This Year’s Team Might Not Suck! (And a brief Marble Not-League Rolldown)

    Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine: This Year’s Team Might Not Suck! (And a brief Marble Not-League Rolldown)

    September 17, 2025

    So that’s a nice thing. Through 2/5 of the season, tied for the division lead at 7-5. Because almost everyone else is 6-6, because…

  • Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: A Brief 2025 Marble League Rolldown

    Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: A Brief 2025 Marble League Rolldown

    September 10, 2025

    HOLY SHIT THE KOBALTS! I mean seriously, holy fucking shit.

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