1When Mary was engaged to Joseph, but before they were married, an angel appeared to Mary and told her she would conceive a child. 2"How can this be," replied Mary, "for I do not know man." 3And the angel told Mary that she would conceive by the power of the Holy
DFO Bible Stories
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[1] Lo, and once every summer, Venus and Jupiter and Rigel III shall come into alignment, [2] an obscure and ancient bell shall toll within in NFL Headquarters, and the Watcher of The Seals [3] shall be shuffleth out of his office with an antiquated boombox bigger than he. [D]