Road to Retirement – Sunday Evening thread.

litre_cola - July 5, 2020July 5, 2020

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Good evening from your hat, hope you are all safe, sound and are drunk again as Sunday hangovers are the worst. When our dear internet uncle TWBS passed away, he and I were working on a fiction thing. We got a bit into it and then he left us, making us

Senor’s Marble League Rolldown: Event 2

Senor Weaselo - June 30, 2020June 29, 2020

Well, we're still here, so that's nice. We return to the Rolldown with the second event of the 2020 Marble League, the halfpipe! In our first event, it was the Minty Maniacs surprising us all by taking gold in their first event all the way back from the depths of the

Senor’s Marble League Rolldown: The Games Begin! (ML2020 Opening Ceremony & Event 1)

Senor Weaselo - June 23, 2020June 22, 2020

Yes, we made it. We're not all dead yet and can experience the gravitas, the splendor, the magnificence that is the pinnacle of marble sports. Marble League 2020, from the Andromedome. To lead it off, the opening ceremonies, with King Stardust, and the primary members of the JMR Staff and Committee

Update From Unabomber Shack Open Thread

King Hippo - April 11, 2020April 11, 2020

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I am not writing any damned manifesto (who the fuck would read it?) but my descent into Quarantine Madness continues unabated. We are now in simulated Season Three of the Bernard Gilkey era leading Everton Football Club. First, we finished our usual, solid 8th. I had to spend most of my

Boots on the Ground: My Really Big Caucus Day

blaxabbath - March 3, 2020March 3, 2020

Hello all. Sebastian Blax here. As many of you may have heard, since my previous Boots on the Ground published piece, "I Just Don't Have a Parole Officer -- A BOTG Experience", I have uprooted from the deserts of Phoenix and moved to the deserts of Las Vegas. Unrelated, you

Boots On The Ground: Friday Night Smackdown

Beerguyrob - February 21, 2020February 20, 2020

Despite my recent absence from the site, life goes on. And one of the things that was on my agenda despite all the horribleness was having tickets to the Valentine's Day taping of "Friday Night Smackdown". The date itself wasn't a problem for WineWife. She hates Valentine's Day, and any attempt

Saturday Evening Post: Hate Week Concludes.

yeah right - February 1, 2020February 1, 2020

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Banner Image Via ME Motherfuckers! Good evening everyone. That beautiful goddamn banner photo was taken by your humble narrator personally last November 30th for the very last concert EVER! from Slayer. Brother DJ Taj and I are both thrash metal maniacs and for me this was the 4th time I've seen

Ravens vs. Titans: Go Eat Sh*t Universe

jjfozz - January 23, 2020January 24, 2020

Before I begin the tearing open of this newly made wound, let me say a few things. 1. I thought this game would be tough, I didn't see the Titans fucking winning. 2. I though our loss to the Colts in a divisional game was tough. No fucking way. 3. SHIT FUCK DAMN

Boots On The Ground – Tundra Hunting At Lambeau Field

Beerguyrob - December 4, 2019December 4, 2019

(This has been ready for a while, but I saved it for a slow #content day, because why step on others' good writing.) It’s no secret I enjoy attending sporting events. After all - I sell beer at baseball games. At least five times per year I drive down to Seattle

Boots On The Ground: What I Did On My Summer Vacation

Beerguyrob - November 20, 2019November 20, 2019

(I realize this is terribly late, but I promised myself I would post this before I wrote about my recent trip.) As one of DFO's regular vagabonds, I write about some of my personal adventures. I like to think that it helps people think about planning their own vacations around what

Boots on the Ground! Hollywood Bowl for Vampire Weekend.

yeah right - November 6, 2019November 4, 2019

One of the ongoing features that we here at [DFO] will periodically share is our "Boots On The Ground" series. When one of our gifted and talented and no doubt drunk writers journeys to places of note, we like to regale the readers here with photos, tales and remembrances of

What Kind of Circus Features Kickers? Your 2019 Chicago Bears Preview

BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 27, 2019August 27, 2019

Awesome Photoshop courtesy of Low Commander of the Super Soldiers Ah, the NFL offseason, always filled with optimism, Dan Snyderschadenfraude, and this year, a veritable Who's That? of placekickers taking a ride on the Chicago Bears carousel. Do you remember how last season ended? I wonder if anyone in Chicago has? Let's take a