Coach Zimmer Takes a Long Walk in the Woods.

yeah right - January 11, 2022January 11, 2022

banner image via [exterior Coach Zimmers' compound in Kentucky] Coach Zimmer walks in the front door of his expansive residence looking forlorn. He tosses his keys on the hall table and removes his Vikings cap. Coach Zimmer: "Hello? Beansie? Maria? I'm home!" A distant squeaking sound is heard and approaches Coach. "EEK EEEK EEEK!" CZ: "Beansie!

Boots on the Ground: A Peek Inside Complete Pandemonium (Published by Hippo as Saturday Night Thread)

jjfozz - December 11, 2021December 11, 2021

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Gameday at the Fozz Compound As most of you may know, I have three sons. They are the centerpiece of my life. I love each more than bourbon. I mean, really quality bourbon. Like any three people, they have personalities that can be described as easy going, fierce, and loving. Sundays during

Urban Meyer’s Adventures In London

Anthony In TX - October 19, 2021October 18, 2021

LONDON. TUESDAY, 10:45 AM LOCAL TIME. AN ALARM SOUNDS, ITS KLAXON SCRAPING THE EARS OF ONE JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS HEAD COACH. URBAN MEYER: Oh, man. Oh, wow. Huh? What time is it? Well, we won a game. I knew if we just trusted the process, we would turn this thing around. Speaking

There’s Got To Be A Pony In There Somewhere

BrettFavresColonoscopy - November 25, 2020November 25, 2020

Bless yeahright's heart, for amidst all the literal chaos, death, destruction, and despair of 2020, he suggested we all gather 'round the DFO clubhouse fire and share what we're still thankful for this year. It reminds me of the story of the family that moves to a new house, and while

Beerguyrob - October 31, 2020October 29, 2020

The morning of April 28th was cloudy and cold, with a dampness in the air that made it feel much colder than the 40 degrees the forecasters predicted it would be. The people of the village began to gather outside the Auditorium Theatre on Michigan Avenue around ten o’clock. In previous years

Casino Coffee Shop. 11:00 AM.

yeah right - October 31, 2020October 31, 2020

image via [interior: a packed casino coffee shop. A man sits at a table for two] Man: "Dude! There you are!" [another man staggers up to the table and sits down heavily. He places both hands to his head] Dude: "Hey man. What's up?" Man: "DUDE! [laughing] You look like shit!" Dude: "You should feel it