Your 2023 AVN Awards Preview Post

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ballsofsteelandfury - January 4, 2023January 8, 2023

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Yes, get ready for the traffic to start rolling in. It's that time of year again! For the first time since COVID, the AVN Awards will be held live in Las Vegas on the first weekend in January. Talk about bringing in the new year with a bang! I'm sorry.

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BC Dick - December 20, 2022December 20, 2022

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The skies are angry today, my friends. And whoever is setting the thermostat is a cruel bitch. -12C (10F) was the high today and snow has been falling by the trouserload. It’s coming down so hard on me I feel like that poop cam I left in the Arby’s lavatory. The

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BC Dick - December 13, 2022December 13, 2022

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We played the babes of the bowling alley last Tuesday night. Usually they bowl in pyjamas. Tonight was a normal clothing affair, though. Mid twenties i would say, all of them. The rigours of age had yet to wear them down to the craggy, hump-backed crones that typically inhabit the

I have confession to make

ballsofsteelandfury - November 17, 2022November 17, 2022

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I may be a Secret Southerner. I was thinking about this the other day as I was drinking Dr. Pepper, eating Mac and Cheese, and watching SEC football. Honestly y'all, it scared me. Holy shit, I just realized I say "Y'all" all the time! I believe it all started way back when I was

Guttersnipe

BC Dick - November 15, 2022November 15, 2022

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If you can’t out-bowl ‘em, out-drink ‘em. That was the motto of my first bowling league, which I will describe in the absence of a league night recap. I was placed on the DL last week due to a non-bowling injury (illness). Rumour was it would have been a healthy

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BC Dick - October 18, 2022October 18, 2022

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God bless the Duke of Argyll! If the youth of today aren’t the most annoying creatures on the planet I’ll eat my finest Sunday derby. Condor-sized prairie mosquitos and door-knocking donation guilt-trippers have nothing on these grating simpletons. I went to one of those Halloween corn maze dealies with the

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BC Dick - October 11, 2022October 11, 2022

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The only thing better than true happiness is absolutely not giving a shit. This truth we, the nihilist association of something or other, hold to be self-evident. In perhaps a similar vein, the only thing better than luck is dumb luck. Dumb luck has served me well. Rather than the

Guttersnipe

BC Dick - October 4, 2022October 4, 2022

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Sometimes it feels strange to have another man’s ball in your hands. The weight might not be quite right or the holes could be too far apart or too small. Familiar, yet completely foreign. Given enough time spent holding it, however, exploring its cavities and getting comfortable with its heft,

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BC Dick - September 27, 2022September 25, 2022

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Today I have a tale of minimal importance. No, that’s not right. There is no import to speak of here. Certainly not the beer. $8 at least for an American “pint” they make on-site. It’s almost criminal. I digress. My first year of league bowling started last week at the finest

Sexy Friday – Balls on Vacation Edition!

ballsofsteelandfury - July 8, 2022June 18, 2022

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By the time you read this on Friday night, I should, hopefully, be somewhere on the East Coast. I do not know exactly where as I am driving across our country Smokey and The Bandit style to drop off an important package at an East Coast Institution

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