I didn't learn much today, that shouldn't already be glaringly obvious: Don't bet on Tennessee. For the love of Christ, don't bet on Illinois. Maybe don't bet on JV NFL, like, at all?? Ronaldo can still excel as a flat track bully. Arsenal will not go pointless for the 2021-22 season/ So
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A Very Special Footballing 9/11 Thread
Guten morgen, y'all. I hope Santa brought everyone what they wanted this year. 20 years is apparently the fuckloads of leftover Murrikan high-tech weaponry aanniversary. NEVAR stop learnin! Lesser Footy comes back from its dumbass international break, with Spurs and rebuilding Palace leading things off (7:30, NBCSN). If early fixtures are
“LET THE BELLS RING, LET THE BANNERS FLY!” It’s Your Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Late Afternoon/Evening 28 August Open Thread
Chip Kelly's sweaty tits deserve their own thread, you know? Hawaii (+18) at Westwood Klavern (3:30, ESPN) $20 on the Rainbow Warriors to win - who says no?? Fuck you, YOU have a problem. Later, NFLN has a doubleheader of Tits/Bearistocrats (7:00) and Spanoi/SeaTruthers (10:00). I mean, what the fuck else is one to
Saturday Smorgasboard Lesser Footy (and one JV Offering!) Open Thread
Supporters across the Premiership anxiously wait, as deadline day (1 Sept) approaches. For some, it's wondering if Santa will arrive and/or how much cool new shit they get. For others (cough, cough, Everton) it's praying The Grinch doesn't take away everything. Including the will to live. But first, we got fixtures
Saturday Late Afternoon/Evening Whimsy
Oh my word, it seems Bollo del (wing-sauced) Verdad can still kiss some pre-season titties! Bearistocrats might really be sucking the dog this season. Anyway, NFL Network has three exhibition offerings for you proletarian viewers. Jest at Bay of Green (4:30) is pretty interesting, if only for watching Robert Saleh on
Moose Hornet Spotlight DANCE! (Sabado Open Thread)
Pre-Season Bukkake Saturday Night Open Thread
That's right, NFL Network's Glorious Quadrupleheader continues, with the 2nd half of Donks/Vikes RITE NOW! DUUUUUUUVVVVVAAAAALLLLLL and #ThePauls follow at 7p, with the Battle FOAR Los Angeles to close matters at 10p. I choose sleep, in that'un. So, that gets you set for viewing options. Fuck baseball. Let's segue into new feature What
Premier League uneducated and snarky preview Part 2
First thing you should do is join the footy tipping league so you don't miss anymore games. https://fantasy.espn.com/games/english-premier-league-pickem-2021/group?id=5015c670-ada1-4413-93aa-9b4a4abb1e20&joining=true It begins! Holy shit we did something on time. Usually we stretch these previews into the 2nd week of the season. Anywhoo it starts today and we have; Personally I believe the early one will
Premier League uneducated and snarky preview Part 1
The DFO Olympic Fútbol Tournaments Preview and Evening Open Thread
We're in the middle of the greatest international sports summer ever! We have: Copa América (COMPLETED! Argentina is your champion.)Euro 2020 (COMPLETED! Italy is your champion.)Concacaf Gold Cup (IN PROGRESS!)Tokyo Olympic Games (START TONIGHT!) Today, we are previewing the two fútbol tournaments on offer: The Men's (more even) and
The DFO Copa América 2021 Final Preview: Argentina vs Brasil
We're now smack dab in the middle of the greatest international sports summer ever! We have: Copa América (FINAL TODAY!)Euro 2020 (FINAL TOMORROW!)Concacaf Gold Cup (Started already!)Tokyo Olympic Games (NOW WITH LESS PEOPLE AND MORE COVID!) For some, no doubt gambling-related, reason, King Hippo declined to take his usual Saturday morning futbol