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Wall of Nothingness Saturday Lesser Footy Thread
Thanks the Good Lord we shall have JV exhibitions and flexed NFL goodness next Saturday. But this weekend? WE SUFFER. My brain also hurts,…
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Early Morning Slave LaboUr and JV NFL Regular Season Finale Thread
Good morning, one and all. Stuff yourselves full of the footed ball offerings, because it’s gonna start tapering off. I am not paying enough…
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Bills Mafia/F-ck LioUns Game Thread
Hello, I am your substiture teacher, preacher, anything you haaaadddd in mind. I am only #FirstPill in, on this blessed Native American Slaughter Day. …
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Samuel Eto’o Presents: The Cameroon DFO Slave LaboUr Preview
If you’re of a certain vintage, there’s a good chance you saw THIS goal when you were a kid and became a fan of Cameroon. As…
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A Message From The Government Of Canada: Your 2022 World Cup Preview
Hello. This is a public service announcement from the federal government of Canada about the upcoming World Cup tournament. Thank you for reading. Bonjour.…
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A$$-Crack of Dawn Lesser Footy/Slave LaboUr Thread
Atlas Lions! Pizza Hut Tablecloths!! WHO YA GOT???
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Your 2022 World Cup España Preview
The last time I did a preview, I gave you a stereotypical look at the country of my birth. This time, I could give…
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It’s Chucky’s Team Now: Your 2022 England World Cup Preview
What an absolutely abysmal eight decades eighteen months it’s been for England. First, you’re already the laughingstock of the planet, still dealing with the…
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Better Know a Slave LaboUr Cup Participant – Belgium! (and Some JV NFL)
First, let’s have a FUN Slave LaboUr Tidbit – did you NOE that overseers are far more likely than private employers to approve overtime and…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: A (Shoehorned) World Cup Preview in Tunisia
(It was birthday week, and rehearsal Friday, concert Saturday, gig Sunday, gig Monday. At some point we will go back to our regularly scheduled…