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Aaaaa [harp notes] The Shempiens… Round of 16, Gameday 2
Hello, individual in the middle of a workday, welcome to Day 2 of the Final 16 of the Shempiens Lïg. Teams play a two-legged…
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A Valentine for the Shempiens – Round of 16, Gameday 1
After an intense Hate Week and the sudden end of the NFL season, here’s Valentine’s Day: the most superficial and fabricated holiday there is.…
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Preb Owl – We’ve Only Just Begun…
It seems the Carpentering shall fall to Hippo. Leeds and Man U (the football squadron, not the uni-themed “twink and bear” porn series) are…
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Total Recall – Revisiting Footy at the Half-ish-way Point
Hippo is still too angry to see straight. But good news (if not an Evertonian) – footy is back this weekend. Bad news? The…
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Post Self-Justification Lesser Footy Thread
Every January, to my great discomfort, I am summoned to justify my continued existence within the law firm. It’s like somebody decided, “hey, we…
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FA Cup Saturday! Open(ish) Thread
Life without FITBAW is just terrible, that’s why Damar Hamlin asked about the score before his goddamned breathing tube came out. But we get Chefs/Raiders…
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NYE 2022 Sportsball Early Thread
Do we gots some Lesser Footy and JV NFL? By gum we sure does! Very Disappointing Everton desperately need United to open a can of…
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Instant Hippo Boxing Day Thoughts – Week 16, 2022 Season/EPL Resumes
Holy cats, this sportsball 3-day weekend is fucking beautiful, ain’t it? I watched all of yesterday’s NFL trifecta, despite…not really liking any outcomes. Because…
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Your 2026 World Cup Immodest Proposal
In his 2022 World Cup Quarterfinal Open Thread, the esteemed Mr. King Hippo, Esq. came up with a pretty good idea for how to…
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Balls’ History Of The World: Part 1
Before we get started, I feel we need an appropriate intro: This post came about because this YouTube video popped up on my feed:…