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The Prem Before the Break Lesser Footy Saturday
Next week, while I am traveling (I know, not looking forward to that experience whatsoever) Hippo will miss the last international break of 2022-23. …
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Sleep-In Saturday Lesser Thread
Please do not wake up early to a bunch of wanking over the Redshite (away to Bournemouth – 7:30, USA). PLEASE. Most of the…
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PSG/Bayern – A Tale of Two…
Giant, prolapsed assholes. Sorry, we’s not supposed to use swears in the title line. But yeah, these two plastic squadrons are expected to win…
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Nice Jerb, Minnows! Lesser Footy Saturday
Before we get to the weekend in the Prem, let’s acknowledge the upstarts making noise in the FA Cup. Here is how the Flacco…
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God Bless Don Carlo – Saturday Footy Musings
There is a very light schedule this week (no early fixture at all), so let’s also look back at mid-week in Shempions. Oh my…
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Oh, We Got A Title Race Goin’
Did you remember to blow off work to watch City away to Arsenal mid-week? An absolute cracker of a match. King’s Afrikan Water Pistols outplayed…
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Aaaaa [harp notes] The Shempiens… Round of 16, Gameday 2
Hello, individual in the middle of a workday, welcome to Day 2 of the Final 16 of the Shempiens Lïg. Teams play a two-legged…
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A Valentine for the Shempiens – Round of 16, Gameday 1
After an intense Hate Week and the sudden end of the NFL season, here’s Valentine’s Day: the most superficial and fabricated holiday there is.…
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Preb Owl – We’ve Only Just Begun…
It seems the Carpentering shall fall to Hippo. Leeds and Man U (the football squadron, not the uni-themed “twink and bear” porn series) are…
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Total Recall – Revisiting Footy at the Half-ish-way Point
Hippo is still too angry to see straight. But good news (if not an Evertonian) – footy is back this weekend. Bad news? The…