Merry 9/11 Eve! JV NFL Night Thread

This week, it's worth doing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj08Ni3tklw Kentucky (+5.5) at Florida (7:00, ESPN) This game is always fun, this line is an overreaction to Week 1.  Wager accordingly. SillyCuse (-23) at UConn (7:00, CBSSN) Clubhouse Derby!  And a resurrection of one of the 1980s greatest rivalries.  Just in a sport that neither school much cares about. Southern

JV Saturday Thread teh Firstest

There's a fuckton of action (AND narrative!!) later tonight, so that will get its own thread.  But don't neglect the hors d'oeveres! NC State (-11.5) at East Carolina (Noon, ESPN) NC State should never, ever play these hillbilly Deliverance extras.  ESPECIALLY in Satan's taint (aka Greenville, North Cakalaky).  But, because our "leadership"

Shempions Preview – Los Stages de los Gropa! Saturday Morning Footy Thread

Boy howdy, is the futbol schedule ever crowded.  But the show must go on, so those Qatari slave workers won't have died in vain! The Athletic had a pretty comprehensive preview, a snippet of which I have posted below: Which group gets you most excited?  Raphael Honigstein: A little leftfield, I know,

Formally Week One FOAR JV NFL (Thursday Night Open Thread)

Is everybody ready for some NIL-fueled FITBAW??  I fuckin' thought so. West By God Virginia (+7.5) at Pittsburgh (7:00, ESPN) A great (read: hate-filled) rivalry gets re-ignited.  Suffer along with WCS, not sure anyone in the Clubhouse has positive fee-fees for JV Yinzers?  Anyway, this is way too many points.  Fuckers du

Footy From A to Zed – and JV is Saved By Zero

I've told y'all before, but I've never been more certain - Very Disappointing Everton will be Very Championship Everton in 2023-24.  Neal Goddamned Maupay.  Jesus wept, and then took Mr. RazoUr Blade down the tracks.  No, we don't go for attention around these parts. Anyway, this is a real banger of a tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqN9flclRio In

Will They Or Won’t They? Substitute Teacher TNF Scrimmage Thread

One entertaining facet of our new 3-game scrimmage schedule - some teams treat this as a dress rehearsal (nods in Grumblelord), while others could not MOAR plainly just give zero fucks (HAI, Donks WOO!!!).  I have not followed any of tonight's foursome enough to predict usage patterns, but let's talk