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Raging JV Semis Thread (Also Open Monday Yada Yada)
Was everybody amply and appropriately bored with the appetizer games? #MeToo. Now, let’s dig into that main fucking course. Alabama (+2) v. Michigan (5:00,…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 17, 2023 Season (Plus Final JV Exhibitions)
The roads to the Owl will run through Baltimore, MD and Santa Clara, CA. Congrats to the Ratbirds and Tomsulas for clinching their 1…
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Your (Hopefully and Likely) Penultimate SNF Thread
It seems almost certain we get a Week 18 fixture, since Bills Mafia at LOLfins will be for the AFC East crown. But we…
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A Hippocratic Footballing Good-Bye to 2023
Good morning, and congratulations for making it through another year of Hippo’s nonsense. I will have NFL recap and JV NFL verbal diarrhea for…
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Feats of Festivus Strength Thread (with Some Footy)
Welcome to Festivus 2023. We’ve all got ample complaints, I am certain. Happily, we do get an early bird special, and its David Moyes…
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Welcome to Hayell! – Sad Sportsball Calendar Open Thread
The abyss, it layeth before thee. Just so happens, I heard this tune while driving mid-week: I am reasonably sure that this group had…
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Wafer Thin Mints – JV NFL Winds Down Open Thread
Man, oh man. We needed a third late show here. This is some dire fucking shit. But let’s get on with it. Ballsy: It’s…
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Enter December JV NFL Championship Saturday Thread
Yes, all good things must come to an end. But first, we have Lesser Footy – which thankfully is fairly infinite its benevolence. No…
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Holiday House Saturday Lesser Footy
I guess it makes sense to feature this during Thanksgiving: Fuck, ain’t that just amazing work? Now, exit your nostalgic stupor, we’ve got FOOTBALL…
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Nighttime Boogey Hot JV Action Open Thread
Fortunately, the nighttime offerings from the JV gods are improved. Ballsy: Hippo, why no mention this morning of the traditional Big 10 Battle between…