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“At Least the Wolven Sort Don’t Play” JV NFL Night Thread
Yes, indeed. At least that’s one pissed-offedness trigger that’s on bye. Huzzah, universe! Ballsy: It’s a good thing my alma mater sucks at football…
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The “Why Grandpa Hippo Is Extra Angry” Lesser Footy Thread
Because, goddamnit. It’s Derby Day, and as usual we have no fucking chance to even swindle a point out of those Redshite Motherfuckers. The game…
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Reasonably OK Evening Slate Open Thread
Universe apparently thinks we’ve suffered enough. But not Hippo – fuck that guy, he’ll watch his team lose to Duke (8:00 on ACCN if…
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Mediocrity Saturday (Except Out West) – Early JV Thread
You’d think we’d get a better schedule from the universe, with no morning Lesser Footy to enjoy. But noooooo, the universe say fuck all y’all,…
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Not-Yet Chilly October Nights – JV NFL-palooza
I hope the early fixtures amused and/or delighted you. Here’s a 2nd helping, getting up limbered up for tomorrow’s MANDATORY 14 hours of NFL glory.…
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The Hunt FOAR JV NFL October – 7 Oct Early Thread
Some weeks, I just can’t really be arsed to preview all the Lesser Footy. Especially with the German Elton John up on his cross…
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Bonus Thursday Night Hippo FITBAW Coverage
Bearistocrats! (+6) at Commies (8:15, Amazon Prime) What a country. Our FITBAW fix served up to us by….our home delivery overlords. The feed was…
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Closing a FIne Lesser September – Part teh Second
Enjoy your nap? GOOD. Because it’s time to up our couch potato game, yo. Ballsy: I’m back! At first, I was going to complain…
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Closing a FIne Lesser September – Part teh First
September is such a beautiful time of year, and not just for the “windows down” time in the car. That does make the outside…
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Teh Hippo n Ballsy Komedy Saturday Night JV Footy Thread
A gloriously full night slate this week. Let’s just pretend last Saturday never happened, ok? Ballsy: SO HAPPY to see the Cougettes on tonight’s…
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