Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 108)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - May 29, 2020May 28, 2020

The scene: The future, but five years ago. So hundreds of years from now, but five years before the time when the DFO are waltzing around the Wasteland, starting fights with peaceful apes and visiting Iguana Mart. The location is Moose City One, a massive domed city located on what used

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 107)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - May 22, 2020May 19, 2020

The scene: Hunter Pond, where a melee has broken out between a group of primates just looking to kick back & have some fun, and a group of DFOers who have been hurled through time, attacked by a giant squirrel, and forced to put up with PK. Currently, Moosemas Gorilla

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 106)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - May 15, 2020May 13, 2020

The scene: That bright, shining beacon in the midst of The Wasteland, that veritable temple to rampant consumerism, the one and only... Yes, it's Iguana Mart! Covalent Blonde, WCS and Future Clone Debbie Harry stand near the entrance, gazing in wonder at the massive structure that stands before them, as mutants,

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 105)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - May 8, 2020May 6, 2020

The scene: Still the future! Although we're in a slightly less Wasteland-y part, thanks to Horatio Cornblower and Moosemas Gorilla finding a a rather large pond. They're currently splashing around in it, cleaning off all sorts of squirrel gore. Horatio Cornblower: Good job finding this place, pal! It's nice to

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 104)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - May 1, 2020May 1, 2020

The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where Old School Zero is currently sleeping on the couch while The Principal (starring Jim Belushi!) plays on the TV. There's a recurring beeping sound emanating from a panel on the wall, which is also flashing a blinking red light. It would probably get OSZ's

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 103)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - April 24, 2020April 21, 2020

The scene: The future! And yes, by that I mean The Wasteland future, so it's all desolation and rocks and tumbleweeds and sand. Much more George Miller than George Lucas. But hey, it could be worse! We could be talkin' a George Romero future! Although that would have cool Tom

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 102)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - April 17, 2020April 15, 2020

The scene: The future. Not the future with spaceships and strange new worlds and going where no one has gone before. No, this is a future ravaged by plagues, wars, natural disasters and the occasional Zymm-related mishap. It's kind of shitty overall, but there are a few bright spots here

Hard Ride To Nowhere Quarantine Special

Beastmode Ate My Baby - April 10, 2020April 8, 2020

The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where several DFOers are gathered. Marc Trestmans Windowless Van is hanging out on the couch with Sharkbait, his crabman friend, watching Ah-nuld movies. Six feet away, Moosemas Gorilla is sprawled out on a recliner, Horatio Cornblower perched on his shoulder. Six feet away from them

Your “Holy shit, the Dolphins still exist?” 2019 Preview

Wakezilla - August 14, 2019August 14, 2019

/Scene opens with Wakezilla laying in bed, his two hands behind his head and his eyes wide open. Underneath the sheets is another body that begins just below Wakezilla's waist, with a head bobbing up and down. The bobbing stops and the sheets are raised to reveal Mrs. Wakezilla, wearing

‘Twas the Night Before Moosemas…

Beastmode Ate My Baby - December 29, 2017December 28, 2017

'Twas the night before Moosemas, and in a corner of Hell A battle was raging, and it wasn't going well Beelzebub was there, he was raging that day As he sent his Beelzebros into the fray Against Moose they raged, growling and grizzled While from the skies the hellfire drizzled Weaselo was there too, and WCS And

Moosemas in Hell (Part Four)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - December 22, 2017December 21, 2017

The scene: The Secret Island of Doktor Zymm, home to the Secret Base of Doktor Zymm which of course houses the Laboratory of Doktor Zymm where, even now, Doktor Zymm has assembled several DFOers (Marc, Balls, CB and Horatio) and hangers-on (Sharkbait, Man in Plaid #2's head, Moosemas Gorilla) as

Moosemas in Hell (Part Three)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - December 15, 2017December 14, 2017

The scene: The barren plains of Hell. The Moosemobile is racing across the crimson sands of the diabolic wastelands, with an infernal machine in full pursuit. The infernal machine looks like a vintage Soviet KV-2 heavy artillery tank as re-imagined by famed painter H.R. Giger. So it's a pretty gnarly piece