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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 102)
The scene: The future. Not the future with spaceships and strange new worlds and going where no one has gone before. No, this is…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere Quarantine Special
The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where several DFOers are gathered. Marc Trestmans Windowless Van is hanging out on the couch with Sharkbait, his crabman…
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Your “Holy shit, the Dolphins still exist?” 2019 Preview
/Scene opens with Wakezilla laying in bed, his two hands behind his head and his eyes wide open. Underneath the sheets is another body…
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‘Twas the Night Before Moosemas…
‘Twas the night before Moosemas, and in a corner of Hell A battle was raging, and it wasn’t going well Beelzebub was there, he…
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Moosemas in Hell (Part Four)
The scene: The Secret Island of Doktor Zymm, home to the Secret Base of Doktor Zymm which of course houses the Laboratory of Doktor…
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Moosemas in Hell (Part Three)
The scene: The barren plains of Hell. The Moosemobile is racing across the crimson sands of the diabolic wastelands, with an infernal machine in…
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Moosemas in Hell (Part Two)
The scene: The Secret Island of Doktor Zymm! Assorted DFOers, Olympian gods, ninjas and hangers-on are currently in the lab with the Dimensional Energy…
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Moosemas in Hell (Part One)
The scene: Hell. It’s a vast, wasted landscape where the screams of the damned echo throughout the burning plains and jagged mountains. The sky…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 101)
The scene: The Secret Island of Doktor Zymm! Specifically, the rec room, where it’s beginning to look a lot like Moosemas. Marc Trestmans Windowless…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 100)
The scene: The parking lot of the Iguana Mart in the future. Like, waaaay in the future, man. There’s currently a one-sided firefight going…