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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 108)
The scene: The future, but five years ago. So hundreds of years from now, but five years before the time when the DFO are…
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Local Beat Reporter Bud Winston has the SCOOP on Johnny Football’s Rehab Stay!!!!
Friends, loyal readers, and all of my ex-wives: Yes, I DO still exist, which should please two out of three of those categories. Reports…