The Bleergh Report – Week 3

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh, here's the week three's best and worst penalties. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties.  I'm not going to even try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties.  I'm sure that there are

The Bleergh Report – Week 2

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh, here's the week two's best and worst penalties. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties.  I'm not going to even try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties.  I'm sure that there are

The Bleergh Report – Week 1

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh, here's the week one's best and worst penalties. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties.  I'm not going to even try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties.  I'm sure that there are

The Bleergh Report – Regular season roundup

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh, here's the regular season's best and worst penalties. There were 45,144 total plays this year.  Of those plays 3,868 times a flag was throw, and of those, 3,436 penalties were accepted. Here are the best (in the eyes of Bleergh) single penalties of the season.  These

The Bleergh Report – Conference weekend

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh, here's the Conference weekend best and worst penalties. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties.  I'm not going to even try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties*.  I'm sure that there are

The Bleergh Report – Divisional weekend

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh, here's the Divisional weekend best and worst penalties. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties.  I'm not going to even try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties.  I'm sure that there are

The Bleergh Report – Wildcard weekend

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh, here's the Wildcard weekend best and worst penalties. I was watching a regular season game and they were talking about how many penalties the P*ts ( I know, I know, but it was the only game I could watch) had taken and how above

Instant Hippo Thoughts

"OW MY HEAD!" "UGH, MY STOMACH!" "YIKES,  MY BALLS!" These may be some of the thoughts going through Hippo's head today as he is under the weather and has requested assistance in fulfilling his weekly report to you fine folks. Now,  granted,  I do not speak hillbilly although I can understand it. Thus,  you

Your NLCS Game 3 Open Thread

/gets called into DFO backroom/dungeon Balls: WHAT? Mysterious Hooded Figure holding a beer: Dude,  WTF? Balls: WYTAW? Mysterious Hooded Figure holding a blunt: What day is it today,  asshole? Balls: Uh, Friday? MHFH a beer: Seriously? Balls: Wednesday? MHFH a blunt: FFS, it's Monday!! As in MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL!?!? Balls: You guys know I don't like the NFL, right? MHFH

Your Pride of Texas SNF Open Thread

Back when I was a wee lil Balls, one of the first songs I learned in English was this one: The second was probably this one: Even though I was a wee lil Steelers fan back then,  I really liked the Houston Oilers and Earl Campbell and Dan Pastorini. Those were some