Your “More Cheddar Than You Can Swing a Stick At!” Full Tilt NFL Action Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 9, 2018

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And we're not tilting at windmills, friends-this be the real thing and all. I trust you have a very many intoxicants and mood-enhancers at arm's length, that you've finished tying the children up in the basement, (or crawlspace, either one is fine) handed the wife a few 20's and said,

Your “O Frabjous Day! Callooh! Callay!” Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 6, 2018September 6, 2018

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Look at me over here, chortling with joy. Man, this takes me back to high school and my first girlie friend. After a few sessions of furtive squeezing and such she said, "this shirt is so uncomfortable". She got up, took off said shirt and then said, "should I take

Your “The Roster, The Practice Squad or The Street-It’s Your Choice” Thursday Night NFL Pre-Season Windup Open Thread

scotchnaut - August 30, 2018August 30, 2018

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Of course, as a player you might be just fine talent-wise but your contract might not be to management's liking. Or perhaps you've got the requisite amount of experience but there's a rookie that the coaching staff is curious about. Maybe you were favoured by a previous regime and the

Your “Hey! It’s Almost Monday!” Sunday Night Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - August 26, 2018August 26, 2018

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Geez, those boos really hurt, guys. I'm just pointing out the obvious. Some more games were played last night. Let's have a look. -Not only does LAMAR! have an arm, he's got a leg as well. Two of them, in fact. RG3 says, "enjoy it while it lasts, kid." I can't blame

Your “Saturday Night’s Alright For…You Know” Open Thread

scotchnaut - August 25, 2018August 25, 2018

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Actually, I'm not much of a fighter. I'm more of a lover... hmm that's not really correct either. I've always found that to be a strange dichotomy, myself. When it comes down to it I guess I'm more of an appreciator-of good scotch, good books, good profit margins, good games,

Your Saturday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - August 25, 2018August 25, 2018

There were games played yesterday and there are observations of players to be made. Here goes: Case Keenum was presentable. (12 of 18) AP averaged almost 5.5 ypc. He's old and tired though-I think he was just happy to see the field. The Giants pass protection worked for large parts of the game.