Where did the time go? [looks inside the folds of the sofa] Nope, it's not there. [eats week-old Cheeto] The Wild Card spots are sorta, kinda, maybe taking a bit of shape. But maybe that dead-in-the-water 4-6 team will win out and sneak in with the help of three different
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Your “Nice To See You Again!” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Your “Tumble In The Jungle of the Meadowlands” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
The Astronauts did a thingy last night according to spurts pages everywhere. When do you think they'll come back down to earth? Will Buzz Aldrin officiate at the wedding between that guy and his girliecake? How much motorboating will Verlander do this off-season? More than the usual amount? The questions
Your “It’s The End of October Already?” Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread
Your “We Return You To Your Regularly Scheduled Games” NFL Football Open Thread
Your “It’s Been An Adventure, Hasn’t It?” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Your “Finally! A Valid Excuse For Day-Drinking” Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread
It's here. A full slate of games (except for the ones not being played due to Mother Nature's shenanigans) to wallow in. Do you have your Doritos, chicken wings, crackers, nachos, bacon-wrapped scallops, pickles, vegetable tray(!?), mozza sticks, pretzels, popcorn, chips, jerky, onion rings, chocolate chip cookies and ice cream
Your “Bortles Has Vanquished All Opposition” Saturday Evening Football Open Thread
CrimeBeat!: Breaking News Edition
WE NOW INTERRUPT YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED "HARD RIDE TO NOWHERE" TO BRING YOU THIS SPECIAL REPORT: Ladies and gentlemen, good evening. I have the solemn duty to inform you that at 4:42 p.m., DFO Substandard Time on February 16, an unscheduled Jets Schadenfreude Day was launched from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Reports are still
Your “[Looks At 2017] Is That All There Is?” NFL Football Open Thread
Salutations to all you mighty bastards/bastardesses that constitute the lurker/viewer/commenter-ship out there. Despite what my gut instinct tells me, I think I still have the ability to be surprised and awestruck by events that unfold in this universe that we share. Hopefully some of those reactions will be accompanied by
Your “I Don’t Feel Pity – You Chose to Go” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Statement applies to both Jets fans and [DFO-CON] attendees. One group has better decision-making skills. NFL News: They arrested the shooter of Joe McKnight, and he's being charged with manslaughter. The decision partly comes down to the fact that McKnight got out of his car first, so the accused might claim
Hastily Assembled Much-Needed Mid-Season Hiatus, or, New York Jets at the Bye
(This is a collaborative effort between entropy and Senor Weaselo. We blame any and all errors on theweebabySeamus) The interior of a network executive's office, location undetermined, as all the window shades are drawn. The NETWORK EXECUTIVE is staring expectantly at the man in the first guest chair, who is hunched