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Your “Starting Units Wandering Into The Second Quarter? Do Tell!” Friday Night Football Open Thread
So my oldest sonny boy has shown an interest in cooking so I got him a few “Hello Fresh” thingies. He said he was…
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Your “Will The Football Get Better? Only Slightly, Son, Only Slightly” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
The best thing about hot and swampy mid-August as far as my brain box is concerned? We’re that much closer to the most wonderful…
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Your “It’s Friday. Let’s Eat And Drink And Drug Like The Champs We Are” Friday Night Football Open Thread
It’s shitty preseason ball and a couple of shitty teams are involved in this double-header. Call it “un-beautiful symmetry”, maybe? Whatever, my eyebulbs are…
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Your Early Afternoon Slate of NFL Games Open Thread
Are you footballed out yet? If you are this site is no place for you. Gird your pyjama bottoms, eat some processed sugar product,…
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Your “Can You Feel The Excitement!?” Sunday Afternoon NFL Open Thread
It’s the day before Christmas and lives hang in the balance-well, fantasy lives anyway. Best of luck to all you bastages that made it…
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Your “Let’s Keep ‘Er Going Fellas” Sunday Afternoon/Morning NFL Football Open Thread
I’ll acknowledge you west-coasters in the lede just this one time and then never again. There’s so much football, basketball and hockey coming out…
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Your “I’ll Take The Special” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
There’s a couple of beaut’s featured at this spot. Let’s quit jabbering and dive right in, shall we? NYJ/Den: No this ain’t one of…
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Your “The NFL Presents: The Unwatchables!” Football Open Thread
Some of our brethren are enjoying the sweaty, seedy favours of the fine town of Las Vegas this weekend. Say a prayer for them,…
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Your “Holy Crap! It’s Week Twelve Already?” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Where did the time go? [looks inside the folds of the sofa] Nope, it’s not there. [eats week-old Cheeto] The Wild Card spots are…
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Your “Nice To See You Again!” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Well, here she is-the meat of the week 10 sked. Will it be an overcooked skirt steak cut along the grain (“for extra chewiness!”)…