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Your “London’s Calling!” (at regular EST, smh) Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
No morning game? Goddammit! Sure it made our collective eyes bleed, watching so much football in one day but it was the good kind…
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Your “Today is the Day” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
“The day for what?”, you ask. It’s still too early to tell but I guarantee you something will happen and when it does we’ll…
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Your “I Don’t Miss The Electric Company” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
There’s a ‘planned power outage’ happening in these parts so I gotta load this one right quick. No, I don’t have any idea why…
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Your “We Need To Talk About Tevin” Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Ehh, I’ve talked about him enough. Besides, there are other things to vibrate the vocal cords about. Like, why the heckfire are you gonna…
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Your Monday Night Football Doubleheader Open Thread
Man, I very much enjoyed the games I watched yesterday. You say, ‘derp’ and I say, ‘how does a team overcome the derp’ or…
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New York Jets 2018 Preview, or Your Idiocy Tries to Escape the Underworld
It’s that time of year, where leaves fall on the ground, a once-in-a-generation hurricane hits somewhere (this time Hawaii!), and you briefly think “Hey,…
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Your “The Roster, The Practice Squad or The Street-It’s Your Choice” Thursday Night NFL Pre-Season Windup Open Thread
Of course, as a player you might be just fine talent-wise but your contract might not be to management’s liking. Or perhaps you’ve got…
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Your “This Is The Mostest Football Yer Gonna Get” Friday Night Open Thread
Thursday. Friday. Saturday. Sunday. Spread your wings, preseason football, show ’em what you got. This is the best quality you’ll get as most starters…
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Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
[kid’s entertainer walks onto stage to rabid applause] Entertainer: “HELLO OUT THERE, ALL MY LITTLE POOPSTERS!” Audience: “HELLO CAPTAIN SHITSTAIN!” C-Stain: “Oh! It’s so…
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Your Saturday Afternoon Football Open Thread
Well, what have we got here? Looks like a double-header-each of which could be interesting in different ways. The Jags and Vikes will be…