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Your “Tumble In The Jungle of the Meadowlands” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
The Astronauts did a thingy last night according to spurts pages everywhere. When do you think they’ll come back down to earth? Will Buzz…
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Your “It’s The End of October Already?” Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread
We’re nearing the half-way mark of the regular season. Let that sink in for a moment. Are you done? Good. I feel like time…
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Your “We Return You To Your Regularly Scheduled Games” NFL Football Open Thread
Hopefully that Londonderry game was entertaining. There be eight features on tap now and more than a couple seem to have some potential. Let’s…
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Your “It’s Been An Adventure, Hasn’t It?” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
The Pre-dent of your Untied States has made NFL owners and players sympathetic figures. Is there nothing he can’t do? What have we learned…
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Your “Finally! A Valid Excuse For Day-Drinking” Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread
It’s here. A full slate of games (except for the ones not being played due to Mother Nature’s shenanigans) to wallow in. Do you…
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Your “Bortles Has Vanquished All Opposition” Saturday Evening Football Open Thread
Blake was down for the count. We saw it. He was never gonna get back up. Not against The Smirkinator. But lo and behold,…
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CrimeBeat!: Breaking News Edition
WE NOW INTERRUPT YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED “HARD RIDE TO NOWHERE” TO BRING YOU THIS SPECIAL REPORT: Ladies and gentlemen, good evening. I have the…
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Your “[Looks At 2017] Is That All There Is?” NFL Football Open Thread
Salutations to all you mighty bastards/bastardesses that constitute the lurker/viewer/commenter-ship out there. Despite what my gut instinct tells me, I think I still have…
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Your “I Don’t Feel Pity – You Chose to Go” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Statement applies to both Jets fans and [DFO-CON] attendees. One group has better decision-making skills. NFL News: They arrested the shooter of Joe McKnight,…
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Hastily Assembled Much-Needed Mid-Season Hiatus, or, New York Jets at the Bye
(This is a collaborative effort between entropy and Senor Weaselo. We blame any and all errors on theweebabySeamus) The interior of a network executive’s…