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Your “Are These The Dog Days Of The Season? Feels Like It” NFL Football Open Thread
I guess at some point of any major league schedule the creators must get some middling games out of the way before the rush…
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CrimeBeat!: Death to the Mortals! Edition
Friends, Halloween is upon us. And to be frank, it’s perhaps the most depressing holiday on the calendar for the precise life-space-time coordinates I…
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Your “Chiefs/Bears Fans Can Go **** Themselves-I Had Chores To Do!” Saturday Football Open Thread
I kid, I kid. I’m posting later than I should because of kids. No details are required for any reader that has one or more.…
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Your 2016 New York Jets Preview
Let’s just get this out of the way now: Hello DFO and Welcome to your 2016 New York Jets Team Preview! (this concludes the…
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Your “I Want Football And Boobs-Not Necessarily In That Order” Friday Night Open Thread
Aren’t breasts of all kinds completely amazing in every way? Let me tell you about my latest experience that occurred just hours ago. I…
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CrimeBeat!: Take 2 Edition
So for the two of you who actually saw my post earlier, sorry for the headfake. I lost my grandfather last night (ironically, he…
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Your “THIS IS NOT A DRILL!-The Redux” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Although his powers of evil are completely capable of making it happen, not even RGshithead (that’s Roger Goodell) would cancel six games. Right? (my…
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CrimeBeat!: Take the Cannoli Edition
Well boys and girls, we made it. Training camps are all now officially “going on”. Peter King is probably on some back road in…
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CrimeBeat!: Isn’t This Where We Came In? Edition
Jeebus Cripes. As Albert Einstein (probably never) said, “When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute.…