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CrimeBeat!: Drafticipation Edition
OYEZ, OYEZ, OYEZ! The Honorable, the Right Reverend Electric Mayhem. All persons having business before this poorly-written, barely coherent pseudo-tabloid-news-show internet column are admonished…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: 400 gon
When there is nowhere else to go…. Angel’s Share, East Village. 2:47 am, January 4th, 2016 The reverberation of the celebratory fireworks subsided 45 minutes…
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TURDSDAY NIGHT FOOT FETISH
Well, here it is. Our favorite greatest coach ever gets his shot as the new(ish) head man of the Buffalo Bills. The Bills visit…
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I am Keenan Allen’s Lacerated Kidney
YOU WAKE UP at MetLife Stadium. Every kickoff and kneeldown, when the ball was booted off a tee or snapped by the center, I…
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CaptaIKn
Ever one to be talking trash at .500 (including a loss to the Jaguars), Rex Ryan has announced that QB face-puncher Ik Enemkpali will…
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Your Early Slate O’ Games Open Thread
Let’s do some games… Atl @ Dal: Cowboys QB play should be wince-ertaining. Wouldn’t it be great if Dez threw a tantrum while watching…
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Haht of Dahkness: Down the Masshole
Here we are: standing on the cusp of another season of Football. It seemed like the offseason stupidity might never end, but unless…
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Haht of Dahkness: My Jet Crashed Behind Enemy Lines
My name is Troll-So-Hard University, and I’m a fan of the New York Football Jets. Well, I used to be a fan of the…