INT. NEW YORK JETS TRAINING FACILITY - DAY A pair of men are standing outside an office, inspecting the name plate that is mounted on the wall. JANITOR: So...you want it changed again. ADAM GASE: That's right. JANITOR: But... GASE: Listen, the hierarchy here is...fluid. JANITOR: Okay. GASE: And it's important that my title here accurately reflects
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INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY A well-tanned PRODUCER and a cheerfully lit-up DJ 3000 stroll into the office. PRODUCER: Well that sure was a relaxing eight week stay in Puerto Vallarta, wouldn't you say, DJ 3000? DJ 3000: SI, SI, FUE MUY RELAJENTE. PRODUCER: We're back in the States, buddy. Better switch back to English before
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INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY ANDY DALTON: [impassioned] Red hair is a quarterback's game. PRODUCER: [reading from a magazine] Uh huh. ANDY DALTON: The harsh truth is, most red-haired football players look like blonds who've spoiled from lack of refrigeration. They look like brown-haired men who've been composted. Yet that same pigmentation that
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That's right, we're back, baby! And since the DFO Radio generator has been broken for so long, that means you're going to get treated to DOUBLE SHOTS of playlists until we're all caught up! "So, Rikki," you're probably saying to yourself, "normally you fill this space with minor details about what's going
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INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY We join the show in progress. Things seem calm and under control in the studio. The PRODUCER and DJ 3000 are situated outside the booth, while a young man is seated inside speaking into the properly positioned, appropriately leveled microphone. TYLER EIFERT: ...and normally, when I walk
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INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE - DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are fulfilling their investor-mandated office hours. One - DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK MORRIS - appears to be hard at work, depositing royalty checks, opening and closing manilla folders, and making notes on a post-it pad. The other - RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY -