NFL News

Your “Brees Betters Babymaker; Boosts Boltman” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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NFL Nuggets: The touchdown record gets all the acclaim, but what warms the cold, dead heart of the average [DFO] Commentist is the fact that Drew Brees also eliminated another Charger from the record books. By going 29-30, for a completion percentage of .966, Drew Brees bested the best completion

The Bleergh Report – Week 14

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ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here's the week fourteens's best and worst penalties. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties.  I may or may not try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties.  I'm

Your “Sequels Are Never As Good” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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NFL Nuggets: https://twitter.com/Patriots/status/1204227854898208769 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L397TWLwrUU What Florio is already calling "Spygate 2" (Electric Boogaloo) involves the Patriots "Not the football operation" film crew filming the Bengals sideline for eight solid minutes from the press box. Belichick claims no involvement in the affair: "I'm really focused on getting ready for the Bengals here." "We're

The Bleergh Report – Week 13

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ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here's the week thirteen's best and worst penalties. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties.  I may or may not try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties.  I'm

Your “What’s Old Is New Again” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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NFL Noise: Break out the juice boxes, because Eli Manning is coming back to active duty! Current & future disappointment Daniel Jones is in a walking boot with a moderate high ankle sprain, making dragging Eli out of mothballs a necessity. If he does play on Monday night, Eli would meet the

Your “What If You Neither Walk Away Nor Run?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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NFL Nuggets: The big news of the day is that Riverboat Ron got run out of town. Carolina fired him after a 5-7 start, behind a team that has thrown 15 TDs versus 11 interceptions, been sacked 45 times & given up an average of 23 points per game. He's

The Bleergh Report – Week 12

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ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here's the week twelves's best and worst penalties. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties.  I may or may not try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties.  I'm

Your “Every Day Brings A Different Milestone” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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NFL News: JERRAH doubled down on Wednesday, during an interview on NFL Network, ostensibly to promote the annual Red Kettle Campaign.  The money quote, which will be everywhere, was, "How about let's win some ballgames". Further adding, "I think all of us, including the fans, want to win a damn

Your “One Step Away From An Open Casting Call” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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NFL Nuggets: When you see quotes about "bucks stopping with him", you know without looking someone asked Jerry Jones about his coaches.  "Disappointed is not the word. There’s no question that we were given an opportunity, there were things we could have taken advantage of," Jones said. It doesn't help

Your “What Are The Odds?!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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NFL News: Mason Rudolph finally took some responsibility for his involvement in last Thursday's excitement against Cleveland. In doing so, the league rewarded him with an undisclosed fine. I'm sure Myles Garrett, who is at league HQ today appealing his season-ending suspension, really appreciates the quid pro quo from the

Your “Oh God – It Won’t Stop!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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I had to call in sick for school today. It's not that I can't keep anything down, it's that I can't keep anything in. Bear with me while I type this in a Tylenol haze. Plain rice for me! NFL Nuggets: Now ex-Dolphins RB Mark Walton was cut today after he