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Your “I’ll Do What I Want!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Fun times in Big-D as Dak is refusing to participate in the “virtual offseason” without a new contract. Since he has not…
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Your MXC Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: The Panthers have made Christian McCaffrey the highest-paid running back in league history. He signed a four-year extension worth up to $64…
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Your “Long Weekends Used To Bring Smiles” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Pretty slow heading into the commemoration of Jesus’ death. Conflicting opinions about when the regular season might start. National disgrace Roger Goodell…
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Your “It’s Still A Pig” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: After the Bucs underwhelming uniform reveal, the Falcons then said, “Hold my beer”. The “ATL” really makes it apparent they are the…
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Your MXC Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: COVID has finally affected the main roster as some scheduled offseason workouts were “delayed” for a week. Teams with new coaches – Mike…
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Your “Gotta Keep Your Eyes Open” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL Noise: Because he only hit a woman & the pipe, but never took a knee, Aldon Smith is back in the NFL. He…
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Your “The Devil You Know” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Shockingly, the owners approved the new playoff format. It’s one extra wild-card game per conference. Using MATH, nfl.com worked out that the…
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Your “Any Kennel In A Storm” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: Blake Martinez has left the Packers for the Giants. A three-year, $30 million deal. The Packers made him an offer at a…
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Your “It’s Not Collusion If They All Agree” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: The league owners are having a conference call on Tuesday – in lieu of their cancelled Spring meetings – to debate &…
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Your “Running Out Of Topics” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: The Cowboys, since there’s nothing else to do, have started contract negotiations with Dak Prescott. The mavens at NFL Network seem to…