Your Sexy Monkey, Gif-Crazy, Preseason Football And Other Assorted Shenanigans Open Thread

scotchnaut - August 26, 2016August 26, 2016

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What a week, huh? So many highs and lows. And the in-betweens! [nudges non-existent buddy with elbow] Don't get me started! I'm thinking that all you folks out there are simply scanning these words as you hold your snifter of Amaretto and saying, "Geez, Get this crap over with, get

Your “I Want Football And Boobs-Not Necessarily In That Order” Friday Night Open Thread

scotchnaut - August 19, 2016

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Aren't breasts of all kinds completely amazing in every way? Let me tell you about my latest experience that occurred just hours ago. I was at the grocery store and I was completely blown away by a perfect set. They were sticking out like a sore thumb at the deli

Your “I Will Love This Lousy Football Out Of Spite!” Friday Night Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - August 12, 2016

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Dear Diary: It's been a bit hard summoning enthusiasm for these pre-season affairs. Don't get me wrong-I love football but the second half of these games look like a bunch of anonymous wrestling fans enjoying their day-pass from some anger management facility. The thing is...there's a ton of compelling drama going

Your Olympics Day 1 (Technically 3) Saturday Open Thread

ballsofsteelandfury - August 6, 2016

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Fuck, it's early on the West Coast and yet we already have our first Gold medal and it's Virginia Thrasher from the USA in Air Rifle. You know, if you can't make a good school shooting joke out of that, I don't think I know you. Lots of events on today with

Your “Let’s Talk Turkey” Open Thread

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - July 15, 2016

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So apparently there's a country out there that will be getting a shiny new government. Have at it. Feel free to get sexy, if so compelled.

Sexy Friday Comes to the End

Martin - January 1, 2016November 4, 2015

We've come to the end of the regular season. Today also marks the end of Sexy Friday. A lone wolf cries in the distance

Sexy Friday Wishes You A Merry Christmas

Martin - December 25, 2015November 4, 2015

Sexy Friday Brings Sunshine to the Winter Solstice

Martin - December 18, 2015November 4, 2015

Monday the 21st is the shortest day and the longest night of the year. The darkest before the coming dawn. So it's only fitting that we celebrate with a MNF game of the Detroit Lions visiting New Orleans to play the Saints. BUT DAWN IS COMING! Once we pass this hump, we

Sexy Friday Hops Aboard the Bandwagon

Martin - December 11, 2015October 31, 2015

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Most of this week is garbage time football between dumpster fires of teams (Bills @ Eagles; 49ers @ Browns; Washington @ Bears). But the worst part is the Cowbows @ Packers — a titantic battle between teams to see who has the most bandwagon fans.

Sexy Friday Hopes It Makes The Fantasy Playoffs

Martin - December 4, 2015November 4, 2015

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Sexy Friday Has A Thanksgiving Hangover

Martin - November 27, 2015October 31, 2015

Too much booze, food, and football make Sexy Friday something something .... Onward to the women! Now that I'm embedding SF Tumblr posts to save you bandwidth, to view or save specific images, click the "..." at the bottom of the embedded post and click on "Permalink". That will take you to

Sexy Friday Is Celebrating The Saints’ Bye Week

Martin - November 20, 2015October 31, 2015

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A lone wolf howls in the distance Onward to the women! Now that I'm embedding SF Tumblr posts to save you bandwidth, to view or save specific images, click the "..." at the bottom of the embedded post and click on "Permalink". That will take you to the tumblr page.