Category: Sexy Friday
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Your “Easter Egg Hunts Prove That Your Lazy Kid CAN Actually Find Things When They Want To” Friday Evening Open Thread
It’s Easter Weekend. Jesus was a pretty cool dude. I’m not a particularly religious person, but I truly do mean that I think Jesus…
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Your “My Goal Is To Be As Good A Person As My Dog Already Thinks I Am” Friday Evening Open Thread
I’ve got nothing much to talk about this week. So I’m not gonna. Trust me, that’s a good thing. And you’re happier this way.…
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Your “Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want” Friday Evening Open Thread
First off, just so SonOfSpam doesn’t “Dude” me incessantly tonight (he probably will anyway)…Full Disclosure…. I was not a fan of The Spice Girls’…
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Your “What A Load Of Garbage” Friday Evening Open Thread
I love music. All types of music. I sometimes get made fun of for it for what I have come to call my “eclectic”…
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Your “Rah Rah Sis Boom Bah” Friday Evening Open Thread
I’m not in a proper mood to wax philosophic currently. And there’s too much NCAA Tourney action going on so I’m distracted anyway. So…
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Your “Hey Baby” Friday Evening Open Thread
A few years ago, I knew a girl who was a singer. Still is I guess. Sort of. She is actually quite good, truth…
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Your “Colours Make Things Interesting – Part Two” Friday Evening Open Thread
I started this two weeks ago. And as promised, we will occasionally continue to bounce back to it as the weeks pass. /sigh //deep…
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Your “Slippery When Wet” Friday Evening Open Thread
Since last weekend, we’ve gotten nearly 7 inches of rain where I live. One literally can’t walk outside without sinking. The one day we…
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Your “Colours Make Things Interesting – Part One” Friday Evening Open Thread
Okay. I have to try to say this in a way which won’t sound racist…. For the few years I’ve been writing Sexy Friday…
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Your “A Day Late and a Dollar Short Valentine’s Day Special” Friday Evening Open Thread
Okay, now before we go on I have to relay something which just happened. I think it’s funny. Some of you won’t. One person…
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