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Your Second Annual “Solstice, Schmolstice” Friday Evening Open Thread
Yep. Another year, another first day of Summer again. Which means I get to experience heat and humidity, and sweat and be uncomfortable, for…
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Your “Half Mast Kinda Night” Friday Evening Open Thread
I just got in from the airport at around 2am this morning after a cross country flight (and boy are my arms tired). I…
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Your “Guess Who Flew To California And Then Woke Up Sick Today?” Friday Evening Open Thread
Seriously, it’s almost funny. I woke up sick today. Not sick enough to miss the pub crawl tomorrow. But sick enough that I stayed…
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Your “Sometimes Less Is More” Friday Evening Open Thread
OK, I have to be careful here. Because I respect women a great deal. And I sincerely mean that. In fact ironically, trying very…
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Your “Possibly Nihilistic” Friday Evening Open Thread
Yep, I’m mailing this one in big time this week. Mostly because I’m traveling and I procrastinated all week on writing it until it…
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Your “Junk In The Trunk” Friday Evening Open Thread
This week’s edition is especially designed for my good friend BallsofSteelandFury . Even though he didn’t ask for this by specific request, he’s getting…
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Your “If A Woman Speaks And No One Listens Her Name Is Probably Mom” Friday Evening Open Thread
It’s Mother’s Day Weekend. You know what that means. OK, let’s just ignore that. Anywhooooo….. I was going to use the term “MILFs” in…
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Your “Your Balls Are Bouncing” Friday Evening Open Thread
This week in tWBS Depresses Everyone…. My father would have turned 80 years old yesterday had he lived. Unfortunately, he died a little over…
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Your “3rd Annual Hockey Chicks” Friday Evening Open Thread
Wow, three years I’ve been doing this. No wonder I feel dirty inside. Anywhoooo….. For the past few years, the Washington Capitals and Pittsburgh…
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Your “Easter Egg Hunts Prove That Your Lazy Kid CAN Actually Find Things When They Want To” Friday Evening Open Thread
It’s Easter Weekend. Jesus was a pretty cool dude. I’m not a particularly religious person, but I truly do mean that I think Jesus…